Lost

Daniel from TMZ here, welcome back to another edition of the "Lost" Diary.

For all you "Lost" Diary newbies, here's how it goes: I gather with a group of friends watching "Lost," writing what happens on the show as it happens, and throwing in my two cents along the way. You know the rest. Let's roll:

9:02 -- I think this opening little story about a young Sayid killing chickens is supposed to tell me something. Once a killer, always a killer -- perhaps?

9:03 -- Is Little Ben creepy on his own ... or because we know he becomes Big Ben?

9:04 -- Nope, he's creepy allllll on his own.

Welcome back to another edition of The "Lost" Diary.

I have a startling confession to make -- I didn't know "Lost" was a re-run last week until about 5:30 PM PT. I had absolutely no clue. I avoid promos and commercials all week long, so I never heard about it. But this extra week off has me super excited for tonight. It's kinda like being in a boring marriage and we skipped "date night" one week and now it's back on.

9:00 -- Instead of a PREVIOUSLY ON LOST, we get a little of Lapidus in the cockpit. I always like a scene where you see something you've already seen before, but this time from a slightly different perspective.

You stay classy, Michelle.

Daniel from TMZ here, welcome back to another edition of the "Lost" Diary.

For all you "Lost" Diary newbies, here's how it goes: I gather with a group of friends watching "Lost," writing what happens on the show as it happens, and throwing in my two cents along the way. Ari somehow ended up in Alabama this week, so I've decided to relax and fly solo tonight. Let's roll ...

9:02 -- Pardon me for a minute, while I lose my mind -- IT'S THE DAMN FOUR-TOED STATUE!!!!

It's Daniel from TMZ here, welcome back to another edition of the "Lost" Diary.

I've written several times about how there are certain instances when I am more excited for "Lost" than others -- a season premiere, a season finale, the episode after a great episode, and the episode after a bad episode. I am officially adding a new one to the list -- when the title of the episode just sounds cool. You can't tell me when you looked at the channel guide and saw "The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham" you didn't go, "Oooooh, this is gonna be good."

Harold Perenneau, the guy who played Michael -- before he was seemingly blown up in a boat explosion -- claims he barely even watches "Lost" anymore ... and when we asked him to explain anything about the show, he looked directly into our camera and said, "I have no idea what the hell's going on."

Lance's stolen Trek bicycle was returned to the Sacramento police by an anonymous citizen yesterday morning. The cops are saying, "The facts surrounding how the person came into possession of the bicycle are not being released at this time due to an ongoing investigation."

Lance advertised the missing bike on Twitter and a group of concerned fans started a Facebook group called "1 Million Citizens Looking for Lance Armstrong's Stolen Bike" -- though it only had 1,282 members. A for effort.

Hey everybody, Daniel from TMZ here -- welcome back to the "Lost" Diary.

Lately I've been getting a lot of comments that it doesn't seem like I am having any fun watching "Lost" anymore. While I certainly haven't liked this season as much so far, I like to think I still have fun watching. Nonetheless, I am approaching tonight's ep like a kid in a candy store -- BRING ME "LOST"!!!

Hey everybody, Daniel here and after a long, protracted contract negotiation (kidding) ... welcome back to another edition of the "Lost" Diary.

Here's a thought I had the other day that proves I am not all there:

If you were contemplating suicide – I mean REALLY contemplating it – would you factor in that you would never find out what happened on "Lost" into your pros/cons list? I mean, if I were really on the edge and about to end it all, I'd have to try and hang on for another year or so til "Lost" ends.

Sometimes I have too much time on my hands.

The "Lost" star and Elena Eustache, the mother of three-year-old Naveen Joshua, were in L.A. County Superior Court, where a judge changed the custody order after Elena allegedly took the boy out of L.A. County without permission. Naveen also claimed Elena kept the boy from him.

The parents had joint custody, but today, with the help of disso-queen Laura Wasser, the order was modified so Naveen now has sole physical and legal custody pending a full hearing next month.

We're told Elena has alleged Naveen's girlfriend, Barbara Hershey, practices witchcraft and that Naveen and Hershey have poisoned the boy. In response, Wasser asked the judge to order Elena to undergo psychiatric testing.

Elena brought the boy to court. After the ruling, the bailiff took the boy from Elena and gave him to Naveen, who left the courthouse with Hershey.

Under the new order, the boy is allowed to travel to Hawaii where Naveen films "Lost". He can be accompanied either by Naveen or Hershey.

After the hearing, Elena told TMZ, "I can't believe celebrities and their money. They always get what they want."

Oh, wait, it's just that guy who used to star on that convoluted deserted island show going through LAX security on Tuesday.

Someone please tell Daniel Dae Kim, Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros that well-kept secret.

Apparently working on a show that no one understands is enough to drive anyone to drink.

"Lost" star Daniel Dae Kim pleaded no contest to DUI charges yesterday, making him the third cast member on the series to earn his drunk wings. The previous two, Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros, were systematically eliminated from the show after their DUI convictions.

Spoiler alert!