J.D. Vance TEACHERS WITHOUT BIOLOGICAL KIDS Disturb Me! ... Resurfaced Audio

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TRASHING TEACHERS

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6:25 PM PT -- A spokeswoman for J.D. Vance tells TMZ ...“J.D. clearly says in the audio that our leaders on the left, especially anti-child radical Randi Weingarten, who brainwash our kids, are deeply disturbing — and he stands by that statement."

Another one of J.D. Vance’s "childless" jibes is coming back to haunt him ... this time slamming teachers who don’t have biological kids ... which fits right in with his controversial "cat lady" remark.

In unearthed audio from 2021, you can hear J.D. ranting about how disoriented and disturbed he feels about leaders of the left without biological kiddos of their own trying to "brainwash the minds of our children."

Killer Mom Susan Smith Please Don't Block My Path to Freedom! Begs Drowned Kids' Dad

Susan Smith, locked up for life since 1994 for killing her 2 young sons, is up for parole -- and has reportedly begged her ex-husband not to fight her potential release.

Her parole hearing is set for November 4 ...  and while the killer mom asked her ex, David Smith, not to oppose her bid for freedom, David's made it clear he’ll do everything in his power to keep her behind bars.

A family source told the New York Post David's firmly against Susan getting out of Leath Correctional in South Carolina ... adding he has every right to block her parole ... because she murdered his kids.

Ex-MLB Pitcher Greg Swindell Daughter Found Safe

Former Major League Baseball pitcher Greg Swindell says his daughter, Brenna Swindell -- who had been missing since last Thursday -- has now been found safe.

The ex-Arizona Diamondbacks reliever shared the positive update in a post on his Facebook page Tuesday morning ... writing, "Thanks to EVERYONE who got involved."

His wife, Sarah, added her thanks in a message of her own on the social media site as well.

Guess Who This Cool Kiddo Turned Into!

Before this cool lil' guy in his red collared tee was up on the big screen, he was just sneaking into theaters with his friends, growing up in Dublin, Ireland with his brother and dreaming of making it big in Hollywood!

Perhaps one of his breakout roles was nearly a decade ago on the Irish drama series "Love/Hate," but he's been in a handful of several big films like "Saltburn" where he showed off his bare buns and danced the night away!

Need one more hint? Maybe it's that "sweet espresso" ...

Can you guess who he is?

Matt Barnes My Son Had A Rough Week ... Hit By Car, Emergency Appendix Surgery

Matt Barnes says his son's had a pretty difficult week ... 'cause not only did a car run him down -- but, he also needed emergency surgery for a different issue!

The former Los Angeles Laker shared the news Sunday morning ... posting a pic of his boy Zay laid up in a hospital gurney -- middle finger flipped up toward his pop.

MB runs through the timeline of the week ... explaining Zay was first hit by a car on Wednesday while jogging -- a scary enough moment many might assume actually put him in the hospital.

Kanye West & Bianca Censori Bringing the Kids on Dad's Work Trip ... Family Outing to South Korea!!!

Kanye West and Bianca Censori are enjoying a blended family vacay ... taking his kids to South Korea for his latest "Vultures 2" listening event -- and, check out the pics, 'cause BC's clearly close with the kiddos.

The happy couple touched down earlier today -- Friday morning in the East Asian nation -- with Ye rocking a white hoodie and matching sweats, while his better half wore her usual skin-colored bodysuit.

This outfit's providing a bit more coverage than past iterations ... and, the children hanging out with them might have something to do with that -- 'cause Ye and Bianca have North, Chicago and Psalm West in tow.

Guess Who This Cutie With Bangs Turned Into!

Before this cute gal with blunt bangs from Hilton Head, South Carolina turned into a reality tv star and podcaster, she was just hittin' the beaches down south with her siblings and growing up with a famous father ...

Given her pops is in the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame, she had a leg up into the spotlight, but this gal with the rockin' bod has made a name for herself ... She's a fitness and accountability coach, skincare advocate, and podcast host of 'Two T's In A Pod' with fellow housewife Tamra Judge.

Can you guess who she is? 

Pacino's GF NOOR ALFALLAH Al's An Amazing Dad to Our Son ... Still Not Marrying Him!

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Al Pacino's GF Noor Alfallah heaped some serious praise on the acting icon's fatherhood skills -- but don't be fooled ... 'cause her stance on not tying the knot anytime soon hasn't budged.

We caught up with Noor in Beverly Hills Monday ... and she's still singing the same old tune about not being the marrying type, telling us she’s just not sure about getting hitched.

Noor also mentions their young son is doing great ... and basically looks like a mash-up of both her and Pacino.

Guess Who This Precious Baby Turned Into!

Before this hungry kiddo enjoying a snack in her highchair was dancing and singing in high school, she was just runnin' around Cali with her younger sis and kicking off her career at just 10 years old.

This Hollywood gal has done it all! Her first acting gig was on CBS's "Still Standing." She's even released a few albums ... Perhaps you saw her pop up as a goldfish on "The Masked Singer."

But, there's no doubt her breakout role came alongside Zac Efron's rise to stardom ...

"You Are The Music In Me!"

Can you guess who she is?

Republican Supporters We're Carrying J.D. Vance's Seed ... Take That Tim Walz!!!

Republicans are shooting off at Tim Walz, trying to clown the Democratic VP nominee for using IVF by carrying around cups of fake semen ... yeah, we're serious.

Pictures have hit the internet of people outfitted in MAGA merch -- pictures of Donald Trump, bald eagles and American flags plastered on the chest -- and, in their hands they're holding sperm sample cups with J.D. Vance's face stickered on the front.

Next to his face, the cups read, "J.D. Vance Full Family Kit" ... basically saying the senator from Ohio has some strong swimmers -- after all, he's already got three children.

Guess Who This Charming Kiddo Turned Into!

Before this cool lil guy giving major side-eye and a smise turned into a broadcaster, he was just playing with his pet snake, Sam, and growing up with quite a famous mama (a Vanderbilt) and runnin' around the concrete jungle!

From a young age, this gent was in the media; i.e.: being photographed for Harper's Bazaar and was a guest on 'The Tonight Show' at age 3. After graduating from Yale, he worked and made his way to becoming a broadcaster on CNN.

Need one more clue? New Years even with Andy Cohen!

Can you guess who he is? 

Guess Who This Flexin' Kid Turned Into!

Before this adorable and cool kid from Malibu was bustin' a move, he was just flexin' for the camera in his red bucket hat and red underwear and skatin' around town while growin' up in the Hollywood spotlight.

During his childhood, he looked up to Kid Cudi, Kurt Cobain and even his famous father. Never Say Never, because he's definitely tight with other big stars like Justin Bieber -- who he collab'd on a song with, but he's also been up on the big screen and showcasing his martial arts skills alongside Jackie Chan.

Can you guess who he is?

Kehlani My Baby Daddy's Abusive ... I Need Protection, STAT!!!

Kehlani claims her ex is abusive -- physically, emotionally and verbally -- high all the time ... and his alleged behavior is having a negative effect on their daughter, Adeya Nomi.

Kehlani got court-ordered protection from Javaughn Young-White, Adeya's father, after claiming he smashed through her locked bedroom door back in June ... according to new legal docs obtained by TMZ.

The singer claims her ex flew into a fit of anger after she questioned him about a notice she received in the mail indicating he'd applied for public assistance.

Steven Van De Velde Convicted Child Rapist ... Cries In First Interview Since Controversial Olympics Inclusion

Volleyball star Steven van de Velde -- a convicted child rapist -- broke down in tears during his first interview since his controversial inclusion in this month's Olympics ... and he admitted he nearly quit over the backlash he received.

The 30-year-old Netherlands athlete -- who was jailed in 2016 for raping a 12-year-old girl when he was 19 -- had dodged media throughout his time in Paris ... but on Tuesday, he faced microphones, and got emotional.

He explained to reporters that the consistent boos and jeers he received while competing in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower at the Games affected him ... and he had moments where he wanted to pull out.

Guess Who This Smiling Baby Turned Into!

Before this blonde hair blue-eyed baby boy was throwin' his charming looks up on the big screen, he was just an Aussie boy playing tennis, kicking the soccer ball and surfing the waves with his two brothers.

In 2009, he flew across the pond to start his acting career. Perhaps you've seen him in popular films like "The Hunger Games" and "Independence Day: Resurgence," but surely these movies wont be his "Last Song."

If you've scrolled through his Instagram, you'd know he loves nature, the ocean and a great thirst trap pic!

Can you guess who he is? 

BRITNEY SPEARS Let's Bounce, Kids!!! Gets Some Air with BF's Kids

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Britney Spears isn't just back with on-and-off-again BF Paul Soliz ... she's also hanging with his kids again, and getting in some high-flying fun.

TMZ obtained video of Britney letting loose, jumping around Thursday at a Sky Zone in Thousand Oaks, CA -- with 3 of Paul's children in tow. While it seems likely Paul was also there, we don't see him in any of the video.

Britney’s obviously making the most of every bounce ... and even gave the zip-line a whirl before taking a plunge into a foam pit.