Hairy Fans Brow Down for Jonas Bro Tix
Insane Jonas Brothers fans in Miami were willing to let a Y100 radio DJ rip the eyebrows off their faces for Jonas Brothers tickets -- replicating the pain and suffering most people experience when listening to an actual Jonas Brothers album. Go figure.
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Joe Jonas & Camilla Belle: So Shady
Despite rumors they broke up, and looking like they stepped out of Hipster Weekly, evangelical Christian dandy boy bander Joe Jonas and his equally overly-accessorized platonic girlfriend Camilla Belle had lunch in Beverly Hills on Thursday.
If they do break up, who will keep the skinny jeans?!
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Kim K -- Nick Jonas is Marked for Impurity
If Kim Kardashian could have her way with any of the Jonas Brothers, she says she'd go with Nick -- and then she'd go to prison.
Joe's 19, Kevin's 21 ... Nick's only 16.
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Jonas Bros. Binge on Coke and Fast Food
Hold on to your purity rings, because members of America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, Nick and Joe Jonas, were caught putting bad stuff into their bodies: Fast food!
For their penance, the Jonai will have to listen to their music and go one day without skinny jeans.
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Jonas Bro Reaches First Base
Eldest Jonas brother Kevin stole a smooch from his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa while out driving in Beverly Hills last week.
And it went no further.
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Jonas Bro Has Gotta Go
Where's an extra purity ring when you need one?! The eldest member of America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, Kevin Jonas, was forced to use an unsanitary port-o-potty while out at a baseball field in L.A.
Luckily neither the pomade in his hair nor his skinny jeans were injured.
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Joe Jonas and His Platonic Girl Friend
Self-inflicted abstainer Joe Jonas walked his girlfriend Camilla Belle through New York's meat packing district Monday. No meat was packed.
Jonas Brothers -- Total Fakes
There is actually something stiffer and less hairy than America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, the Jonas Brothers: Their wax figures.
Just try and pick out the boys from their Madame Tussauds waxen doubles. We dare you!
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NYPD Beware -- The Jonas Bros. Have Arrived
The NYPD is bulking up security in Times Square for the massive amounts of tweenage girls expected tonight for the Jonas Brothers' performance -- and from the scene outside their hotel today when they arrived, it's a smart move.
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Joe Jonas' DD Dilemma
It's no secret purity ring enthusiasts Jonas Brothers are virgins, but there's one Secret little Joe can't handle -- Victoria's.
Check out his reaction when a randy fan threw a bra at him during a concert back in August. Joe seems to think he could get a bad case of cooties. We're just sayin'...
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Lovebugs: Jonas vs. Swift
Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift have waged the epic battle of love lost.
Taylor has made sure that anyone with ears is hearing how she was dumped by a "27 second" phone call.
Then the attractive Jonas Brother went to Myspace to give his side of the story. Saying, "For those who have expressed concern over the "27 second" phone call. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did."
That specific Jonas blog has since been removed.
But since this break up is straight out of high school -- things are probably being blown out of proportion.
So we ask ...
Joe Jonas Goes for the Older Chick
His brothers take super expensive cars for a spin. Middle Jonas does the same with the ladies.
Just minutes after dumping Taylor Swift, Joe (he's 19) is already onto another conquest –- Camilla Belle, 22, the young starlet from "10,000 BC." "They met on the set of his music video," a source tells People. "All the guys always had thought she was really pretty and that's why they asked her to be in it."
Taylor's going to have a whole album's worth of material now. We smell sibling rivalry.
Kevin Jonas A Ghini and a Bottle
Most 21st birthdays are a string of blurred nightmares followed by a sound sleep behind an alleyway dumpster -- but yesterday, Kevin Jonas' big 2-1 was a sin-free day spent behind the wheel a $225,000 Lamborghini.
There's nothing like reaching the legal drinking age while seated in one of the fastest cars money can buy.
Miley's Dude in Nick Jonas Drag
Miley Cyrus' 20-year-old boyfriend, Justin Gaston, has declared war on Miley's ex, Nick Jonas.
Gaston mocked the youngest Jonas Bros. by dressing up as the dandy 16-year-old evangelical Christian boy bander for Halloween.
Unfortunately, if Nick wanted to retaliate and go as the underwear model, no one would know who he was undressed as.
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Regis Gets His Virginity Back
Old Reeg hasn't been a virgin for a while -- and has the kids to prove it -- but he got a second chance yesterday when he dressed up as one of the promise ring poster kids, the Jonas Brothers.
Kelly got herself a Hannah Montana costume, the 20-year-old boyfriend must have been sold separately.
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Jonas: Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy GF in Public
If evangelical Christian boy bander Kevin Jonas and girlfriend Danielle Deleasa keep it up, the eldest Jonai is gonna have to trade his purity ring for NuvaRing®.
While walking the L.A. streets in public this weekend, the 20-year-old singer and his lady friend kept their PDAs strictly G-rated and their hands to themselves. But once the young couple thought they were safe from the eyes of the world, Kev and Danielle got real touchy-feely and sucked face.
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.