Nick Jonas: Life in the Fast Lane
He just turned 16 and Nick Jonas is already behind the wheel of a vintage '68 Mustang. Jesus, take the wheel!
For the record, the car was 24 when Nick was born.
Body of Jonas, Amen!
Joe Jonas is so close with God, he's starting to get a body like one too!
The 19-year-old evangelical Christian boy bander left an L.A. gym on Thursday, bulging out of his tight V-neck t-shirt. Lord have mercy.
Thou shalt not have impure thoughts of a Jonas.
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Jonas Bros. -- The Boys in the Bubble
In a pathetic attempt to go under the radar in L.A., the Jonas Brothers had their people to erect a mobile bubble shuttle to protect them from flashbulbs. It didn't protect them from the verbal assault they took from people in the area.
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Courtney Slams Jonas Bros -- That Ain't Rock!
Courtney Love was doing anything but chillin' in Malibu yesterday. Kurt Cobain's widow had some very un-Disney things to say about purity ring poster children, the Jonas Brothers.
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The One Thing a Jonas Bros Will Get Inside Of
The eldest Jonai, Kevin Jonas, took a virgin white Lamborghini on a test drive yesterday.
With a ride like that, the 20-year-old will be able to not sleep with anyone he wants.
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Jonas Bros: Look But Don't Touch
Thou shall not look at thy girl's ass in vain.
Joe Jonas' longing stare proves there are some things even a purity ring cannot repress.
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Jonas Bros Lords of the Purity Rings
Russell Brand be damned! America's favorite Evangelical Christian dandy boy band virgins, the Jonas Brothers, showed off their sexual abstinence bling in London on Wednesday.
Their bodyguard, Jordin Sparks, was nowhere in sight.
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Brand Blasted for Cherry Pickin'
The Jonas Brothers all wear purity rings -- but VMA host Russell Brand got in some serious hot water with his extremely impure jokes about the Disney virgins.
Humorless "Idol" champ Jordin Sparks ('memba her!?) defended the boys after Brand bragged he'd bag 'em all by the end of the night. Hope he stayed away from Nick -- that kid's only 15!
Call Them Lame, But at Least They're Sober
Most bands hang at strip clubs, get wasted and trash hotel rooms. The Jonas Brothers build cardboard boats to psych themselves up before a concert.
93.3FLZ caught all the action -- or lack thereof.
Lennon to Jonas Bros: You Ain't So Fab
Imagine there's no Jonas Brothers .... It's easy if you try -- at least according to John Lennon's son.
Not only does Sean not know who the hell those guys are, but outside LAX yesterday the 32-year-old Beatle spawn asked if they were, "like a Disney cartoon or something?" Yeah, something like that.
You can't expect a guy and his lady friend to know about pop culture, when they just stepped out of "The Great Gatsby!"
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Jonas Brothers Can't Keep It Up
Jonas Brothers, meet jumpable shark.
That's the buzz after flaccid first-week sales of "A Little Bit Longer," which, according to Billboard, fell short of the big numbers. The projections were for 600k-plus and as many as 725, but they came in at 515,000.
In the perspective department, Lil' Wayne did well over a mil in the first week, but Jordin Sparks -- she won "American Idol," memba? Her grand total -- 119,000.
Jonas Brothers Are So Fab
They may not know who they are, but the ever original Jonas Brothers now have something in common with the Beatles other than maniacal screaming teen fans.
The Brothers Jonai unknowingly paid homage to the Fab Four's classic "Abbey Road" album cover by crossing a Virginia Beach street in single file.
And that's where the comparisons end.
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Crabby Road? Jonas Bros Blow Off Beatles
The pre-teen hysteria caused by the Jonas Brothers has been compared to Beatlemania -- so we challenged the boys, who weren't even fetuses when the Fab Four were huge, to name just one -- ONE -- of the Beatles.
It didn't go well ... but we're just surprised our photog knew all three Jonases by first name.
Selena Gomez Gives Nick Jonas the Finger
Miley Cyrus ain't gonna like this one!
Disney diva Selena Gomez is thumbs-up and ready to go when it comes to her relationship with Nick Jonas.
Pap the Victim of "Police" Brutality
The WWE needs to sign Steve Guttenberg ... STAT! The Goot accidentally ran through some Jonas Brothers' fan spillover in NYC -- where he decided to put on a fake pap ass kickin' show for the masses.
Ed McMahon Seeks to Join Jonas Brothers
America's favorite Evangelical Christian singing dandy trio, the Jonas Brothers, just bought this $2.9 million, 7,360 square foot, six bedroom, six bath mansion in a Dallas gated community.
Poor Ed could use a spare room.