In the Name Of All That Is Holy
It was all about JC today, and we don't mean Chasez. While Evangelical Christian boy band the Jonas Brothers had hordes of tweens screaming in NYC, Heidi Montag couldn't help but give a shout out to Mary's miracle baby in L.A.
Also: Stripper chic Shauna Sand's parenting tips left us dumbfounded and R. Lee Ermey summed up the rest -- the peeps in Hollywood these days are just "hopeless."
Jonas Bros Descend on Virgin
The streets and sidewalks of New York turned into a mad sea of screaming, crying, hysterical tweenage girls last night -- all for a little band called the Jonas Brothers.
Barricades were set up outside their hotel, and the scene was even crazier at the Virgin Megastore in Times Square. Here's what we're wondering ... why the Virgin thing, since kids are all about the download.
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Jonas Bros. Ditch Spotlight Live after Killing
The Jonas Brothers were supposed to make a super-hyped appearance on Saturday morning at NYC's Spotlight Live -- but we were just told that they and their squealing fans will be going elsewhere following the killing that took place at the club.
A source at New York radio station Z100, which is co-hosting the Jonas Bros. event, confirms that the gig has been moved to a new venue -- Webster Hall. Spotlight Live is still advertising the Jonases on their website's homepage. We're told it was the radio station and not the Bros. who made the switch.
An employee of the club was just arrested by the NYPD in connection with the killing of Ingrid Rivera.
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Even the Jonas Bros. Forget Archuleta Exists
It's hard to tell the Jonas Brothers apart sometimes, but here's a hint: David Archuleta isn't one of them.
Kevin, Joe and Nick were so happy about their Teen Choice Awards victories, they blogged about it on their MySpace page. They were particularly jazzed about their win for Most Fanatical Fans. The only problem is they didn't win that award -- David Archuleta did.
Don't take away the one thing he's won!
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Jonas Bros Infiltrated by Teenie Stalkers
The Jonas Brothers may want to send this letter to their fan club: "Dear crazy girls, Get a life. Leave us the hell alone. XOXO." It should be addressed to the two tween wackadoodles who tried entering their home turf yesterday.
These Jonas Brothers loons tried to get a glimpse of the teen phenoms by climbing on to their Toluca Lake, Calif. home -- one even got up on the roof. Shouldn't you be in summer school?!?
If you're not willing to get arrested for the Jonas Brothers, then you aren't really a fan.
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Miley 2.0 Can't Speak for Herself
Is there an echo in here? Selena Gomez was asked about her rumored hook-up with Nick Jonas -- but only parroted back what her flack told her to say.
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George Hamilton: The New Lyrical Gangsta?
He of the über-tan, George Hamilton, broke it down Vanilla Ice-style outside Mr. Chow last night and yes, it's as good as you'd hope.
Also in L.A.: Alexis Arquette smacked a bitch up, her sis Rosanna called us "mean," the Beckhams caused chaos at LAX and Noah Wyle said he'd be back on "ER" -- but don't hold your breath for Clooney.
In NY: The Jonas Brothers met some tweenage fans and Gina Gershon hooked up with "Denny" from "Grey's Anatomy."
Does the World Need Another Jonas Brother?!
Like the Beatles before them, chaste, panty-dropping boy band the Jonas Brothers now have four members -- the trio unveiling their new addition at a DC airport.
Their mom must be real old because this guy is pushing 40!
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The Jonas Brothers 'Memba When?!
Before the Disney contracts, record deals, screaming fans, expensive haircuts and fancy scarves, Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas were just a trio of pre-pubescent Jersey boys. Guess what they looked like then!
Jonas Bro Shacking Up with Miley?
They're allegedly broken up (who knew they were even dating?!) but Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers are still staying at the same hotel. Probably not any underage hanky-panky here though -- they're also on tour together.
Also out over the weekend -- an overly cheery Martin Sheen, New Years resolution-less Kevin Connolly and Lionel Richie, who made it across the exclusive doors of Villa. In Miami: sexy Sophia Bush and Kim-less Kardashian sisters.
All this and more in today's "Goodbye 2007" edition of Star Catcher.
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Jonas Bros. Mobbed ... By Man-Fans?
We know the Jonas Brothers make the young girls squeal -- but thirtysomethin' guys?
TMZ spotted the Jonases making grand exit from their NYC hotel ... into the waiting arms of a pair of hyperventilating girls, who were nonetheless outnumbered by a smallish group of autograph seekers, all of whom appeared to be older than and equally male as the Bros. Not exactly what one would call their core constituency.
BTW -- that bodyguard -- yes, that's Big Rob, Britney's old pal and guardian.
Brit's Ex-Sidekick Moves On ... to Jonas Brothers!
The woman who worked for Britney Spears for ten years has moved on from playing lackey to BritBrit to playing lackey to ... the Jonas Brothers. Gimme more teen superstars!
What's more, reports the New York Daily News, Felicia Culotta -- aka Fe -- has enlisted the services of Brit's former bodyguard, Big Rob, to work for Kevin, Joe and Nick -- who are 20, 18, and 15, respectively. By her account, Felicia started working with Brit when she was 16. Did someone tell Mom and Pop Jonas about this?
Fe says that working with the Jonases is "a totally positive experience" and says they are "wonderful."
Bodyguards Save The Jonas Brothers -- From Shame
Hannah Montana's tour partners, the Jonas Brothers, took a break from falling down on stage to walk upright around NYC.
It's hard to hit the pavement when Big Rob -- Britney's old bodyguard -- has your back. And he also helped the boys stay silent when asked about that infamous spill. What for?
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Jonas Brother Goes Down
While we're not exactly sure what a Jonas Brother is, if a celebrity falls, it is TMZ's duty to post the video.
Enjoy!
Boy Band Hires Britney's Castoffs
TMZ has learned that Britney Spears' ex-assistant (and cousin), Felicia Culotta -- and former bodyguard, Big Rob, are both now working for up-and-coming Christianesque teen boy band, the Jonas Brothers. Oh my gawd!
Sources spotted Britney's old minions during a Jonas Bros. photo shoot for Teen magazine at Frittelli's donut shop in Beverly Hills on Tuesday. Sweet! Culotta spent years as the former popstar's assistant, but left her train wreck boss to become a corporate flight attendant -- silly girl, you can't get much higher than Ms. Spears!
While the Jonas Brothers are not former Mousketeers like Brit Brit, the Disney Channel is reportedly picking up their new spy series, "J.O.N.A.S." Let's hope that's where the similarities end!