Humor

Here's Ray Lewis showing us all what a live show of "Hot In Herre" would look like if Nelly was 250 pounds ... punishing a lip sync performance of the song.

Ray's on this week's episode of "Lip Sync Battle" on Spike TV ... and we got a little preview clip of his performance of the Nelly classic (it totally is) and the dude's really, really bringing it.

Shia LaBeouf is taking New York by storm -- literally and figuratively -- because his anti-Trump demonstration/performance art is officially a thing for residents and tourists alike.

Shia is committed and at the same time pretty damn lovable as he dances, protests, ties a kid's shoes, mugs with protesters, and on and on.

He's clearly unfazed by Jon Voight's incendiary comments that Shia's protest is treasonous.

Marlon Wayans has an all-time favorite Republican president, and he has 2 favorite living Republican presidents.

"Lethal Weapon" star Clayne Crawford was shooting a scene when an LAPD officer busted it up ... purely by accident, but that's not the most embarrassing part for the cop.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... one of their own made the blunder last week while the FOX show was filming near city hall. We're told the director had to cut the action until the cop got out of the way.

To make matters worse, she told everyone afterward her Hollywood faux pas was totally worth it because at least Johnny Depp waved and smiled at her.

Her joy turned to disappointment when she was later told Johnny was nowhere near the set. Turns out her "Depp" was really Crawford ... who does bear a striking resemblance to Donnie Brasco.

Better luck next time, officer.

When it comes to NOT being a douche in 2017 ... Johnny Manziel tells TMZ Sports he can't just talk the talk, he has to walk the walk.

The ex-NFL player was leaving Catch in West Hollywood Thursday night -- once again appearing sober -- and explained how he plans on avoiding the same douchey mistakes he made in 2016.

Manziel had declared himself a "douche" on social media ... and vowed to be a better person this year.

Watch the video ... Johnny says he's "really happy right now" and wants to stay on the right path.

Steve Harvey caved and apologized after joking that Asian men are not attractive.

The "Family Feud" host mocked Asian men on the 'Steve Harvey' show last week during a segment in which he poked fun at some self-help books ... including one titled "How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men."

The comedian tweeted an apology Tuesday, saying, "I offer my humblest apology for offending anyone, particularly those in the Asian community, last week. It was not my intention and the humor was not meant with any malice or disrespect whatsoever."

It's interesting -- Steve said on Jerry Seinfeld's "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" ... comics cave when sponsors are on the line.

Dave Chappelle almost pulled the plug on his stand-up set in L.A. ... that is, until a Donald Trump supporter got him back in the joking mood.

Dave was performing Monday night at The Savoy in Inglewood, where he threatened to shut down the whole thing if people kept recording him. He's notorious for not liking that.

Uma Thurman's custody hearing with her ex-fiance got off to a rocky start ... for the paparazzo trying to shoot her as she walked into court.

The video's pretty hilarious for everyone but the guy who went down ... hard. To her credit, Uma didn't laugh (out loud) and even took some time to help him up.

Meek Mill keeps racking up the losses, but at least he has a great sense of humor on his latest one, which came at the hands of Winter.

The rapper shared a hilarious video of himself going down hard on the icy stairs at his mom's house. Meek joked that all his haters "spoke a L into existence."

First Drake, then Nicki and now a vengeful patch of ice.

Ex-NFL punter Steve Weatherford had a real "Wanna Get Away" moment in front of President Obama Thursday ... when he ripped his pants down the crack of his ass.

The Super Bowl champ was at the White House as part of a group of 100 handpicked social media influencers invited to have a meeting with the president to discuss how to use their platforms for good.

But as Weatherford was walking to the meeting ... he split his pants.

We spoke with Steve about the situation -- and he told us he couldn't find a set of replacement pants because no one in the White House has "26 inch quads with a 31 inch waist."

Pats QB/social media goofball Tom Brady dropped a brand new video Thursday night -- joking about being lost in the woods, trying to put together a 32,000 piece puzzle ... and getting locked out of his home.

It's funny ... especially when we noticed the codes he tried to punch in to get back in the house:

Try 1 -- 12121#

Try 2 -- 1212#

Try 3 -- 1234#

C'mon TB12 ... you're better than that.

Funny video though.

Here's Paulina Gretzky's son,Tatum, proving that not every kid is looking forward to a visit from ol' St. Nick ... hilariously and adorably panicking at the sight of Santa Claus.

Paulina posted the videos of Tatum onto her Instagram stories ... because parents for some reason always find it amusing when their kids are terrified (c'mon, it's funny).

No word on whether Tatum was naughty or nice this year ... but it's clear he and Santa have a little trust building to do.

Metallica made a deli dude's day when they rolled by his counter blaring their classic, "Enter Sandman" ... and he didn't hesitate to take lead vocals.

All of the metal legends -- James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett and Robert Trujillo -- were in a Hollywood Gelson's supermarket Thursday with Billy Eichner from "Billy on the Street" ... and we were lucky enough to happen upon the live action. Heads were banging for sure, mostly behind the deli counter.

Gilbert Gottfried was a regular on Alan Thicke's late night '80s talk show "Thicke of the Night" and they spent a lot of time cracking jokes about Alan's singing.

Gilbert was out in NYC just hours after TMZ broke the news about Thicke's sudden death -- and he says Alan loved calling himself the "affordable William Shatner." You gotta see Gilbert's impression.

They even did an episode of "Celebrity Wife Swap" ... so they were good friends, but Gilbert clearly never nailed a spot-on impression of Alan's singing voice. 'A' for effort though.

Christian Slater's clearly a perfectionist ... look at him trying to pull off the Mannequin Challenge.

The "Mr. Robot" star threw on his director's hat Sunday night at Mr Chow where he needed a couple takes to accomplish the feat.

Robin Williams and Tupac smuggled a HUGE amount of pot through Arizona and got busted ... at least that's how this case reads at first glance.

Law enforcement says Arizona State Troopers arrested 19-year-old Tupac Crum and 21-year-old Robin Williams near the city of Payson after finding them with 114 pounds of weed during a traffic stop.

Cops suspected something fishy and brought out a drug-sniffing dog to check out their Chevy pickup ... and they say they found 5 big bundles of pot stashed in the bed. Cops say the drugs have a street value of about $69,000.

Fake-ass Pac and Robin face multiple drug charges.

#RIPRealPacandRobin