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Jay Glazer got all up in Eddie George's head -- talkin' all sorts of smack to the NFL legend after dinner at Catch in West Hollywood ... and it's great!

The two were (responsibly) leaving the restaurant in a chauffeured car after a boozy meal -- when our guy tried to ask Eddie about some NFL topics.

Would-be hecklers and game-disrupters listen up ... THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE.

The victim is Portland Trailblazers star Allen Crabbe ... and here's video of him getting absolutely PUNISHED by a heckler during a game last week against the Memphis Grizzlies.

Subject of the heckle? Crabbe's Odell Beckham Jr.- inspired hairstyle ... and the smack talk is sooo good that at one point even Crabbe has to laugh.

BTW, Crabbe (who has a $75 million contract) had just 6 points in the game so ... mission accomplished, brother.

There's a new comedy star on the horizon ... and according to Rob Lowe this guy can also throw a mean spiral ... 'cause Rob thinks Peyton Manning could have a future in the ha-ha game.

Shia LaBeouf can spit a mean flow from the top of his dome, but to keep it 100 ... we're not all that surprised.

Shia was awesome on "Sway in the Morning" Friday in NYC, where he dropped freestyles for the 5 Fingers of Death challenge -- that's 5 beats back to back ... right on the spot.

Hilary Duff sure knows how to bag 'em ... just get a load of her swollen BF.

Hilary and her celebrity trainer BF, Jason Walsh, were on their way out Thursday at LAX. Our photog does his best to grill the hot couple but we'll forgive you if your eyes are fixed on his ripped bod.

Notice he's carrying ALL the bags.

#HotDamn

Charlie Sheen partied in the voting booth like it was 1960.

Charlie was at LAX where he told our photog he's a fan of decency, and if you thought that'd be your first clue about who he voted for, think again.

Dave Chappelle's mad as hell that some people think he's backing Donald Trump -- and he's throwing major shade at the reporter who started all the buzz.

We caught up with the legendary comedian Monday outside Soho Grand in NYC. He was visibly and hysterically dismayed about the reaction to his gig at The Cutting Room.

Dave made it absolutely clear where his alliance DOESN'T stand, and he said a ton about The Observer -- which posted the story about him supporting Trump -- but only with his eyes.

James Otis, the man who took a pickax to Donald Trump's star, made a new enemy Friday ... the amazing Spider-Man!

This vid is hilarious -- one of those Hollywood Blvd street performers fully jacked the spotlight from Otis, who was trying to discuss his lawsuit against Trump. But street Spidey was just the start of Otis' trouble -- a few more characters, not all in costume, grabbed his mic.

THIS is how ya do a news conference!

President Obama ain't trippin' now that his daughters are in the dating world ... you know, since the Secret Service has his back.

The Prez told a Raleigh, NC radio station Friday he's "pretty relaxed" when it comes to First Daughters Malia, 18, and Sasha, 15, dating. You gotta hear his 2 reasons -- the main reason being Michelle's stellar example.

Then, the secret weapon every pops wishes they had.

We could've talked to Jason Derulo about anything -- hell, he openly admitted he was high as a kite -- so we tackled a very important topic in America today ... ass.

Gotta love Derulo in this clip, not just for his smoked out confession at LAX, but for his take on the big change in the peach emoji. Some ass critics believe the new shape's lost that ass-ish feeling. Jason has a more positive outlook.

JD wasn't kidding about being high either. What year is?

Chad Johnson's quest to dominate the video game world in FIFA continued Monday night ... except for one thing ... he kinda got dominated by a random dude in Queens.

Ochocinco happened to be in NY last night -- and sent out a challenge to his followers on Twitter ... that he would make a house call and beat your ass in person (he does this all the time).

23-year-old Jimmy Russo accepted the challenge -- so Chad showed up to his home in Queens ... where they battled though TEN GAMES.

Problem is ... Chad lost 9.

Still, a decent night for Chad ... Jimmy bought pizza and his mom treated the guys to some Dunkin' Donuts. Good times.

Haven't seen a German get steamrolled like this since Stalingrad ...

Moments after Redskins kicker Dustin Hopkins blew a game-winning field goal during an NFL game in London, a German reporter went live on the field for a post-game interview.

Well, he tried ...

A Redskins team official shut the whole thing down HARD -- while the dude was ON ZEE AIR!!

It's pretty hilarious ... and also, not the first time the Redskins guy has done that (it also happened in 2014!)

Remember, NO MEANS NO!

Screw Quidditch ... J.K. Rowling is all about the SEAHAWKS now -- thanks to Richard Sherman.

The 'Harry Potter' creator was so impressed with Richard's spot-on impression of The Boy Who Lived during his weekly news conference this week ... she hopped right on the L.O.B. Express!

"Did I ever mention that I'm a #Seahawks fan?" Rowling tweeted ... "Well, I am. (Don't ask me who plays for them apart from R Sherman.)"

Soooo ... cameo in the next flick??

Sia and Halloween make grown men and mini horses do weird things.

"Naked and Afraid XL" star Jake Nodar recreated Sia's "Cheap Thrills" video with his 6-year-old stallion, Tyrion, after seeing her in concert inspired him to dress up as one of Sia's dancers for Halloween.

Jake, who's a horse trainer by day, admits Tyrion is a bit of an attention whore ... and sure enough he busted out some killer dance moves in the vid. It's debatable which of them has better bangs.

Sia's a huge animal lover so we're guessing she'll love this kinda horseplay.

Martha Stewart says sexting for her is totally on brand.

We got Martha at LAX and asked about her recent reveal on 'Ellen' that she's sexted. She didn't elaborate then, but she did with us.

She even seems to think hackers could easily leak her sexts if they wanted, and if the media saw 'em ... we'd all **** our pants.

Until then ... get it, Martha.

Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the President of the Un ... BILL MURRAY!

Bill took over the podium in the White House's press briefing room on Friday -- but instead of talking politics, he was all about the NLCS ... and explained why the Dodgers are doomed.

Oh yeah, he happens to be a HUGE Chicago Cubs fan -- hence the pullover -- and warned Clayton Kershaw that his boys from Chi-Town are just too dominant for him.