joe rogan mocks katy perry's blue origin space flight 'Basically a Guru Now'

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Joe Rogan took aim at Katy Perry and her all-women Blue Origin crew during a new episode of his podcast, calling the brief 11-minute flight "profound" -- with heavy sarcasm.

"She’s basically a guru now," Rogan joked of Katy, who flew alongside Gayle King, Jeff Bezos' fiancée, Lauren Sanchez, astronaut Amanda Nguyễn, former NASA engineer Aisha Bowe, and producer Kerianne Flynn last Monday.

Rogan ridiculed KP for bringing a daisy aboard, which was a nod to her daughter Daisy. "It shows how quick the flight was -- the flower was still alive," Rogan said during his podcast.

Jelly Roll I Crapped My Pants Onstage!!!

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Jelly Roll is sharing an embarrassing moment from one of his performances ... opening up about the time his cheeks opened up and unleashed a poop in his pants in the middle of a gig.

The "I Am Not Okay" singer admitted to crapping his britches onstage in an appearance Friday, alongside Luke Bryan on "The Jennifer Hudson Show."

While discussing some of their most embarrassing moments, Jelly Roll told Jennifer, "I popped myself one time. I did, I'm sorry."

Dirty Politics Raunchy Ad Rips MAGA for Getting (a) Head ... On YOUR Tax Dollars!!!

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A new ad circulating on social media hits MAGA right in the crotch!

The spot shows 2 utility workers griping about their taxes as they walk down a hallway, and then open a door to a computer server room -- but they find a GOP congressman on his knees "servicing" a rich campaign donor ... you get the picture.

The ad is funded by a Democratic Super PAC called the Progress Action Fund that's clearly no friend to MAGA. As one of the group's founders put it, "MAGA is going to HATE this ad. NASTY but accurate."

'Hawk Tuah' Chanel West Coast Tells Her I See Your Face Every Time I 💦🍆!!!

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"Hawk Tuah" has been the poster girl for cheeky sex hacks for a while -- and now, one TV personality is letting her know she's actually become a key part of her spicy bedroom antics.

Chanel West Coast popped up on Haliey Welch’s "Talk Tuah" podcast and dropped a wild confession ... ever since that viral clip, she literally can’t give a guy a blowjob without picturing Haliey’s face.

CWC gave a bit more context, saying that during the spicy moment, when she's just about to get her spit on, she literally can’t avoid seeing Hawk’s face smiling back at her right.

Jake Paul's Fiancée Rub-a-Dub W ... Classic Shower Prank!!!

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GOT YA!!!

Jake Paul pulled a fast one on his new fiancée ... hitting her with a classic shower prank as she was cleaning up in a bikini -- and he earned a W with the execution!!

El Gallo shared the hilarious footage on Tuesday ... showing Jutta Leerdam rinsing off under the blue sky -- but little did she know the boxer had some tomfoolery on the itinerary.

As the Dutch speed skater let the water spill over her noggin, Jake had bottles of his body care line on deck ... and started dousing her in his product as she tried to get the suds off her.

Actor Ricky Whittle British 'SNL' Would Slam Current U.S. Politics ... All Good If Americans Can Take a Joke

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Ricky Whittle says the UK version of "Saturday Night Live" would go even harder after American politics than the U.S. show ... though he's not sure the humor would translate.

We caught up with the British actor -- best known in the States for his role in the fantasy series "American Gods" -- at LAX Thursday ... and, we asked him about news of 'SNL' expanding with a UK version of the show slated to kick off in 2026.

Whittle says he thinks the show will be a massive hit in the UK ... though he does admit the humor might not translate to America -- 'cause the self-deprecating Brit style and the aggressive jokes about the current state of American politics might drive some viewers away.

Jo Koy Emergency Landing Was No Joke ... But Humor Helped Us!!!

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Jo Koy is recalling the moment his international flight needed to make an emergency landing after an electrical fire filled the cabin with smoke ... and he says his son helped his family stay calm with a perfectly timed joke.

We got the comedian at LAX and he told us about his scary situation on his most recent flight ... a long journey from the Philippines to Los Angeles that required an unplanned stop in Japan early Thursday.

Jo says he was trying to sleep when he started noticing smoke and heard flight crew running around, slamming overhead compartments ... and he knew something was wrong.

Pistons' Jalen Duren Fills Teammate's Car W/ Popcorn ... 'You're A Bad Rook!'

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Life can be hard as an NBA rookie ... a lesson 22-year-old Bobi Klintman learned the hard way -- after his Pistons teammates FILLED HIS CAR WITH POPCORN!!!

The night started out swell for Klintman ... his squad earned a big win over the New York Knicks in Detroit. But, things were about to take a turn.

As the 2nd round pick made his way to the players' parking lot at Little Caesars Arena, Jalen Duren began filming (the first clue something was up). When Klintman got to his matte Mercedes Benz SUV and opened his passenger side door, popcorn spilled out EVERYWHERE.

Khloé Kardashian I Wanna Bang Kim's Hairstylist ... So What He's Gay!!!

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Khloé Kardashian says she would "f*** the s*** out of" Kim Kardashian's hairstylist Chris Appleton ... but there's one big problem for Khloé ... Chris is gay.

The Good American founder fessed up to having the hots for Chris on the season 6 finale of Hulu's "The Kardashians" ... saying she would rock his world in the bedroom.

Chris has been Kim's hairdresser for years and he appeared in the episode after getting an invite to Kim's 44th birthday party. Chris and Khloé end up hanging out, with Khloé joking she wants to move into Kim's Malibu estate with Chris.

Justin Bieber I FaceTime Stevie Wonder ... But He Never Sees Me!!!

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Justin Bieber's got jokes for Stevie Wonder ... he says he likes to do video calls with Stevie, but Stevie never sees him!!!

Justin just shared a screenshot of a FaceTime chat with Stevie ... he posted it on his Instagram with the caption, "This fool never sees my facetimessss."

The Biebs is mugging hard for the camera, but as he points out ... Stevie will never see it. Newsflash -- the legendary musician is blind after all.

Morgan Wallen 'SNL' Mocks 'God's Country' Remark ... While Trolling Trump

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"Saturday Night Live" didn't miss a beat during last night's cold open ... taking aim at both Donald Trump and Morgan Wallen following the latter's headline-making appearance on last week's show.

James Austin Johnson reprised his role as Trump and mocked his tariff plan -- which placed a 10% rate on the uninhabited Australian Heard Island and McDonald Islands.

"I want to go to there," Trump said as he held up artwork showing a happy-looking cheeseburger and chicken nuggets on a sunny beach. "Get me to God’s country, right?"

'The Naked Gun' Reboot No Tears For O.J. Simpson

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O.J. Simpson's getting a shout-out in the upcoming 'Naked Gun' film reboot ... but it's not exactly a ringing endorsement.

The trailer just dropped for "The Naked Gun" -- and after a jarring image of Liam Neeson showing off his strawberry underwear underneath a skirt and schoolgirl outfit, there's a joke about The Juice.

Check out the clip ... the movie's all about the next generation of Police Squad cops, and it seems they are all children of the OG 'Naked Gun' stars.

'South Park' New Trailer Touches On Big Stories ... Plane Crashes, Diddy's Incarceration

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The trailer for the newest season of "South Park" was just released ... and, as usual, the creative team behind the show ain't holding back -- blending some of the biggest news stories in the world with the show's trademark irreverent humor.

Watch the video ... the trailer begins with a shot of a dark, live-action playground -- and, a message on the screen notes the "acclaimed drama" is returning.

Fan-favorite character Randy Marsh then pops up onscreen and offers his daughter ketamine ... explaining he feels she could really benefit from it.

Cardi B April Fool's Bit With Raising Canes Skincare So Good, Smells Like Chicken!!!

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Cardi B's skincare routine just happens to also be edible -- thanks to Raising Cane's and Ipsy's new "Moisturizing Sauce!!!"

The superstar rapper was given the dubious honor of being the first to sample the new, delicious "cream" on Tuesday ... a familiar salmon-colored salve packed inside a beauty jar.

Cardi gushed as she lathered her face -- and breasts -- with the non-greasy, non-sticky goop she bragged also smelled like chicken.

Morgan Wallen NYC Is Totally 'God's Country'!!! Trolled By 'SNL' Writer

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Morgan Wallen's abrupt "Saturday Night Live" walk-off might not have been a comedy hit ... but one of the show’s writers is making sure the last laugh's on him!

ICYMI, Morgan abruptly ditched the 'SNL' stage Saturday night as the show ended, and posted an IG Story of a private jet with the caption, "Get me to God's country." Writer Josh Patten wasn’t letting that slide without a bit of trolling -- he posted the same caption, but over a Krispy Kreme truck pic, making it clear that for him, that's the holy land worth fleeing to!

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Wallen didn’t spell out the reason for his dash off stage, but seems pretty clear that NYC isn’t his vibe. Seems like he prefers the simple, Southern, church-going life back in Nashville!

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Greg Abbott Call Me Professor X ... Not Just 'Governor Hot Wheels'

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Texas Governor Greg Abbott is smiling through the "Governor Hot Wheels" controversy ... sharing a meme from Antonio Brown that depicts him as Professor X.

Abbott hopped on Elon Musk's app Thursday and reposted a meme from the former NFL player, which compares Abbott to the X-Men character ... who both use wheelchairs.

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The Governor says ... "Gotta add this to my resume. Need the outfit. They see me rollin'."