Hotties & Bodies

Kate Upton is joining the ranks of Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and Hailey Baldwin after scoring the top spot on the coveted Maxim Hot 100.

We got a sneak peak of Kate bustin' out on the July/August cover as America's No. 1 beauty. We're told the cover was shot in Israel's Negev Desert -- where temps can hit 118 degrees -- and Upton gave off some serious Marilyn Monroe vibes.

Kate beat out Gigi and Bella Hadid, Kylie and Kendall Jenner, as well as Melania and Ivanka Trump. We smell a fake news tweet coming from 45.

The Hot 100 issue drops June 19, and a huge party for it goes down July 21 at the Hollywood Palladium. Lagardère Sports & Entertainment and Rooftop2 Productions are producing it, and yes ... Kate and many other of the 100 hotties'll be there.

You probably won't, so check out what you're missing ...

Here's Rita Ora and her musician boyfriend, Andrew Watt, strolling along a beach in Italy -- and while she might be there for the sun and fun ... he'll just have the toes. Grazie!

Andrew appeared to be getting a healthy helping of Rita's little piggies as they lounged on the beach somewhere in the Tuscany region. We gotta say ... this takes the cake for best celeb PDA of the week.

Apologies to Kendall and Anwar, ya just got bumped.

No doubt, Rita's earned herself a good toe-job. She just released her music video for "Girls" ... featuring Cardi B, Bebe Rexha and Charli XCX. Pretty hot vid, and not only because she kisses Cardi. But, mostly because she kisses Cardi.

Looks like Andrew's ready and willing to shoot a follow-up music video -- but less about girls, and more about girls' toes.

Britney Spears is learning a tough lesson ... jet skiing can be fun, but it can also lead to an inadvertent butt floss.

Brit was having some fun in the Miami sun Wednesday, and from the front she looked like she was maneuvering her ride like a pro. However, when she came to a stop, it was time to start the real work ... correcting a massive wedgie!

Yep ... that's YouTube star Rebecca Black, best known for her 2011 earworm, "Friday" ... and we have a feeling these photos will be just as catchy for her fans.

Rebecca hit the pool at the Dream Hollywood hotel over the weekend. Apparently, she doesn't ONLY get down on Fridays. She's looking a helluva lot more grown up than the teenager most remember singing that annoying (we say that lovingly) one-off hit.

Y'know you done messed up, right, Scott Disick?

Sofia Richie was filling up Sunday in Bev Hills ... while rocking a midriff-baring top, sure to remind her Scott what he's abs-olutely missing out on these days. Photogs asked her if they've actually broken up, but 19-year-old Sofia was tight-lipped.

As we told you, Scott was all over some chick at Kanye West's album release party last week, and was overheard telling people he's single.

To each his own, but ... damn.

LeBron James is the king on the court ... but does he wear the crown off of it??

You be the judge in this look at the best WAGS of the NBA Finals!!

Savannah James always kills it ... but Steph Curry's longtime wifey, Ayesha, and Tristan Thompson's baby mama, Khloe Kardashian, make it interesting.

Don't sleep on Jeff Green's boo, Stephanie, or Shaun Livingston's girl, Joey -- who might not be as famous, but still rocks it in a bikini!!

"Dancing with the Stars" pro Sharna Burgess made a splash -- literally and figuratively -- after a night of some heavy partying.

Sharna hit the beach Friday in Miami ... wearing the hell out of her navy blue, strapless bikini. For good measure ... she matched her Apple Watch with a blue-trim strap. Shades were also a must.

The Australian beauty also brought her pooches with her for a little fun in the sand. Sharna was out partying the night before ... turning up with the "Total Divas" crew.

Betcha wish you were that bottle of Fireball whiskey right now.

WWE superstar Lana was spotted shakin' it on a balcony in Miami on Thursday afternoon ... picking up right where Nikki Bella left off with a bikini-clad day of fun in the sun.

All the Divas -- including Paige, Nia Jax and Brie -- are in South Beach shooting new episodes of their "Total Divas" tv show ... and they've been providing nothing but great content so far.

Fitness model Jen Selter has taken her divine derriere to Greece where she posed up in a tiny bikini -- and, praise the booty gods, TMZ Sports has the pics.

Selter has been traveling all over the world lately -- modeling, working out and taking in the sights ... but she found some time in Mykonos to enjoy the beach in a crystal-studded thong bikini.

Fun Fact: there are 4 nude beaches on the island.

Not Fun Fact: Jen Selter didn't go to any of those.

Chase Elliott's day job is driving a race car 200 freakin' MPH ... but he tells TMZ Sports that ain't nothin' compared to his gig this weekend ... judging the Hooters pageant!!

We talked to the NASCAR star days before this weekend's 22nd Annual Hooters International Pageant in Charlotte, NC -- featuring 80 of the hottest Hooters girls from around the world -- which Elliott is judging.

So, how does meticulously grading dozens of hot chicks compare to driving a race car at ridiculously high speeds?

"I feel like it has to top it, for sure. The challenge of judging that many beautiful ladies is pretty difficult."

FYI -- Chase isn't the only athlete getting in on the fun. UFC star Ovince Saint Preux (who we also talked to), NFL player Mario Addison and NASCAR driver Ryan Blaney are also judging.

While you wait for this year's contest ... enjoy some photos from last year's pageant.

Kim Kardashian's baring it all for her new fragrance line ... but it looks like she missed a spot this time while strategically covering her lady bits.

Kim posted another very risque pic Tuesday to promote her perfume -- KKW BODY -- and got creative with a new close-up angle from the front. Only issue is ... a little nip can be seen, which might not fly with Instagram's no-nudity policy.

So, enjoy it while you can.

As you may recall ... these nude shots have been part of the marketing campaign for her fragrance from the jump -- the last one featured even more vagina.

Cristiano Ronaldo's got a big game coming up this weekend ... and the soccer god's preparing for it by enjoying a big serving of cake at the beach ... courtesy of his bikini-clad baby mama!!

The Real Madrid superstar and Georgina Rodriguez were spotted catchin' rays in Ibiza last week ... showing the forward lookin' carefree leading up to the Champions League Final against Liverpool on Saturday.

While the other kids didn't appear to make it on the trip, CR7's oldest son, Cristiano Jr., was in on the fun ... getting thrown into the water by his dad.

Kristin Cavallari has returned to Mexico ... she's back on the beach -- only this time, she left her NFL hubby at home.

The former 'Hills' star grabbed a bunch of her girlfriends and jetted over to Tulum ... where they've been soaking in the sun and drinking wine on the sand. Good times.

Kristin even posted a bikini pic captioned, "Bummin' around."

Funny, considering the last time Kristin was in Mexico she convinced Jay Cutler to go full naked on the beach and posted a bare ass photo of the QB for all the world to see.

In fact, it appears the Cutler butt pic was shot at the same resort where KC's staying now.

As for Jay, someone's gotta stay home with the kids ... and since he doesn't have a job at the moment, might as well be him.

Models Abigail Ratchford and Gemma Lee Farrell didn't need any help oiling up on the beach in Miami ... they had each other to do the job.

The two hit the sand again Tuesday in Miami and were a bit more covered up than last time. When we say a bit ... we mean this time there were no nipple sightings.

Doesn't seem like Gemma missed a spot on Abigail, although they should seriously consider a stronger SPF. Unclear who the third wheel is, but she fits in nicely.

Here's Draya Michele setting the Miami pool scene on fire at Shore Club ... with a bikini that looks like it was made from the things the Ultimate Warrior used to tie to his arms.

Don't get it twisted, we're not complaining ... not even a little bit.

CAN YOU FEEL THE POWER?!

Of course, Draya is a swimsuit tycoon, who runs the Mint Swim bikini company ... and also happens to be dating Washington Redskins star Orlando Scandrick.

No signs of Scandrick in Miami though ... he spent the weekend in Los Angeles running a high school passing league tournament.

Jada Pinkett Smith's mother might be 64, but damn anybody who disagrees that her body screams BODY GOALS!!!

Adrienne Banfield-Jones posted this pic Monday showing off her washboard abs in a pink, multi-colored bikini. Adrienne -- who stars on Jada's Facebook Watch talk show, "Red Table Talks" -- captioned the Instagram pic, "64 and what? That part!!"

She got tons of praise after posting the pic and the sheer image alone inspired one particular woman who wrote back, "I’m 38 and I used to get scared of hitting forty. I used to get worried that by the time I hit 40’s I won’t be as desirable or hot or that I won’t be able to find love in my life because I’ve prioritized other things in life over love life. All of my worries just seem so ridiculous now."

Adrienne for the win!!