J Lo Stringing Along DJ Khaled ... Thongs for Memories!!!

DJ Khaled -- and lots of other people on a music video set -- could probably need a neck brace after eyeing Jennifer Lopez's wardrobe.

Khaled and J Lo were shooting Thursday in Miami, where she was rocking a highly visible thong. Her pants for the video were hanging just low enough to put a virtual spotlight on her underwear.

We can guarantee this is no wardrobe malfunction. Everything is functioning just as planned. And damn well, too.

Yes, even in baggy pants ... Jenny's still got back and Khaled seemed to be getting one last look as they both left the set. Ya can't blame him. Stopping men in their tracks is kinda what J Lo does.

No word yet if Khaled's cooking up a remix with Sisqo.

NFL's Robert Griffin III Best Bye Week Ever? Hot Wife, Tiny Bikini

The Baltimore Ravens are off this week ... but RG3's wife has a body that JUST DON'T QUIT!

Check out Robert Griffin III and his wife Grete Sadeiko taking in some sun and sand in Miami Beach on Thursday ... showing off their amazing physiques.

Of course, Grete is a world class track athlete who's training for the 2020 Olympics -- so, staying fit is her job.

As we previously reported, Grete competed at Florida State where she specialized in the heptathlon -- once running 13.92 in the 100-meter hurdles. She's hoping to compete for her home country Estonia in the 2020 Games.

Meanwhile, RG3 is sitting comfortably as the 3rd string QB for the Ravens -- behind Joe Flacco and Lamar Jackson. The team is 4-5 and still gunning for a playoff spot.

The good news for Robert, he did well in the preseason and there's a chance he could get a shot somewhere else next season.

But, don't feel too bad, RG3's making $1,000,000 this season for being the backup -- not too shabby for a guy who hasn't taken 1 regular season snap since 2016.

Hey, no wonder he looks so happy on the beach!

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Heaven On Earth Angels Hit the Runway

It's the moment we've been waiting all year for ... the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and we've got a ton of pics of the hottest models on the planet doing what they do best ... looking absolutely stunning in lingerie!

The super sexy runway show went down Thursday night in New York City, with Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid, Gigi Hadid, Josie Canseco, Josephine Skriver and tons of other dimes absolutely killing it in bras, panties and those famous wings. Seriously, what else do we need to say?

Adriana Lima walked the runway one last time before hanging up her wings after two decades as a VS model ... and she totally slayed her going out party.

There were over 60 models strutting around and leaving little to the imagination, so we guarantee you'll find something to pique your interest ... go ahead and click through the shots and thank us later.

Enjoy!

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Backstage Angles of the Angels

When people say it's the most wonderful time of the year, they gotta be referring to THIS ... the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and we got a ton of pics of the models getting ready to do their thing.

The 2018 runway show is going down in NYC Thursday night. As you can see in the photo gallery ... Bella Hadid, Josie Canseco and Josephine Skriver are already killing it as they get glammed backstage. We also got Gigi Hadid, Barbara Palvin, Adriana Lima and, of course, Kendall Jenner prepping in lingerie. Point is ... why the hell are you still reading this??

Start clicking through the shots. Think of it as advance VS scouting -- the show doesn't air on TV until Dec. 2. Enjoy!

Btw, Halsey is performing at the show, and just provided a preview of her wardrobe. Not much to it, but it's working for her.

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Bebe Rexha, The Chainsmokers, Kelsea Ballerini, Rita Ora and Shawn Mendes are also playing during the show.

Custom-made VS mankini for Shawn, anyone??

Playboy Model Aubrey Evans Blowin' Gaskets ... In a Thong, On Vintage Car

Playboy model Aubrey Evans introduced her fantastic physique to an exquisite antique -- and we're pretty sure she'd make the classic car overheat.

Aubrey was rocking a black lace bra and heels this week for a photo shoot in Malibu. Plenty to be jealous of here -- the sweet, sweet ride ... Aubrey herself ... or the amazing beach and sunshine. Gotta love Novembers in SoCal, baby!

The next time you hear someone whining about gas guzzling cars, remember these pics. Sorry, but hot chicks leaning on a Nissan Leaf just ain't the same. Thank you, Henry Ford ... and thank you, Aubrey.

Mostly Aubrey.

Miss BumBum Finale Winner Crowned, Fight Breaks Out!!! Fake Ass Claims Hurled

Last Ever Miss BumBum Contest Ends with Fight Over Fake Butts
BUMFIGHTS

You can't say Miss BumBum didn't go out with a bang -- the final contest ever ended with 2 chicks fighting onstage over whose ass is fake ... naturally.

Brazil's annual ass competition pageant went down Monday night and 31-year-old Ellen Santana, repping hard for northern Brazil, took the top prize -- but right after she got the winner's sash, the ass attacks began.

You gotta see how Aline Uva, straight outta south Brazil, charged at Ellen, ripped off her sash and put it on herself ... all while accusing Ellen of having a surgically enhanced ass. Aline claims she has the ONLY natty cheeks in the whole contest.

Not that you care about any of that crap -- just click through the gallery, and decide for yourself if Aline's got a point.

This was, allegedly, the final BumBum pageant ever.

Salt Bae Hard to Resist

Nothing can slow down Salt Bae ... except maybe a parachute.

The Turkish chef/Internet sensation was down on Miami Beach for Halloween going through some intense workouts ... thanks to this resistance chute. Can't knock the chute ... especially when you can flex your gains.

If you're in need for a little refresher ... Salt Bae's the famous butcher whose January 2017 video showing him suavely sprinkling Maldon salt flakes on some bone-in steak IMMEDIATELY took off. It undoubtedly forever changed how we sprinkle everything.

Fact is ... Salt Bae was legit way before his vid went viral. Remember, he owns a chain of Nusr-Et steakhouses in Miami, Turkey, the Middle East and he opened his 9th restaurant in Midtown Manhattan nearly a year after his video spread across the globe. He even has his own wax figure.

But, go ahead ... take it with a grain of salt. Just remember how it's sprinkled.

NFL Wife Rachel Bush Celebrates 21st Birthday ... Lingerie and Cake!

It's Rachel Bush's 21st birthday ... and if you've made it this far in the text, it's probably because you're wondering who this woman is besides being someone who's good at taking sexy photos.

So, allow us to enlighten you.

Bush is married to Buffalo Bills star safety Jordan Poyer and the two have a kid together. They've been together for about 3 years now and tied the knot back in February. Why are you still reading?

Rachel's super popular as a bikini model ... and has a huge fan base on Instagram with more than 700k followers. Once again, if you aren't scrolling through the gallery yet, that's some serious self-control.

Rachel rang in her 21st year on Thursday by posing with her birthday cake while sporting some lingerie. Seriously, what else do we need to say!?

She's also been in some pretty heated public beef with other attractive ladies -- but again, that's not really what you're here for right now.

Okay, that's enough ... CLICK AWAY!!!!

Halsey, Rihanna, Emily Ratajkowski Get Down with Halloween Getups!!!

It's kinda terrifying ... Halloween's officially behind us but luckily these celebs went all out for one last scary ass bash in 2018.

Halsey, Rihanna and Emily Ratajkowski are just a few of the celebs who brought their best on Halloween night. Halsey was a spooky, but very sexy, cheerleader when she hit up Delilah in WeHo. Emily was also there ... and give her a damn hand 'cause she knocked it outta the park channeling her very sexy Raquel Welch.

RiRi was across the pond doing her thing ... busting out Catwoman gear at Annabel's in London. Did we mention it was very sexy? The Weeknd and Bella Hadid killed with their couples outfit, and Fergie went full Pink Ranger.

Face it, some people just do Halloween better. And, sexier. Ask Heidi, if you don't know.

Sofia Richie Abs-olutely Stunning ... In Leopard Bikini

Sofia Richie's looking purrrrrty Down Under ... so good, in fact, Scott Disick even snapped ... snapped a ton of pics.

Sofia showed off her hard bod Monday while rocking this leopard print bikini aboard a yacht in Australia. No question about it ... the show belonged to Sofia, and Lord Disick agreed -- he practically bowed down to her grace.

Scott was recently in Bali with the Klan. There was no interaction with Kourtney -- at least as far as we could see -- but that clearly doesn't bother Scott.

Farrah Abraham Picking a Fight With Bikini Wedgie!!

Farrah Abraham is riding high on a yacht in Miami ... so are her bikini bottoms.

The ex-"Teen Mom" star is in Miami showing off her curves in a green bikini while cozying up to a pretty buff guy. The photo agency says he's the boxing trainer who's getting Farrah ready for her upcoming celeb boxing match with Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander.

Check out the gallery -- Farrah is doing plenty of bending and stretching here, although we doubt any of this is prepping her for boxing.

On that other front ... looks like her bikini is losing the battle with her ass. Some things are just unstoppable.

Gigi Hadid Color Me the Braless Wonder ... Ass Seen in Brazil!!!

Gigi Hadid's hanging with her girls, or more accurately ... her girls are hanging in Brazil. Bom dia!!!

The supermodel left little to the imagination wearing the hell out of a hot pink blazer during a photo shoot in Rio de Janeiro. Gigi went braless in the getup ... proving blazers don't always have to be all business.

Curious what's underneath? It's a pink wetsuit rolled down to her waist. Now that's fashion-forward. She's no stranger to turning heads ... remember her racy lingerie outfit from September's NY Fashion Week? Of course you do.

Jessie James Decker Serving Key Lime Cakes in Miami!!

Jessie James Decker's got us all green with envy ... envy over NOT being on Miami beach to see this shoot going down live.

Jessie's frolicking in a green bikini and flauntin' what her mama gave her while shooting a commercial. Unclear what product she's pimping but it's gonna be hard to upstage Jessie's bikini bod ... which is en fuego!!!

Speaking of what mamas gave ... Jessie and her ex-NFL hubby, Eric Decker, just had baby #3 -- a little boy -- back in March. Snapback mode, in full effect!

During a break, Jessie got in on a little splash action. Check out the gallery -- plenty of green to cure your Monday blues.

Chris Hemsworth Full PDA Mode with the Missus!!!

Chris Hemsworth's wife is on the prowl, and he's happy to let her pounce ... on him.

Chris and Elsa Pataky enjoyed some serious PDA during a beach day trip to Byron Bay, Australia. They had their children in tow, but took a moment to spice things up -- this is how you got here, kids!

It's not every day Chris gets upstaged, but Elsa stole the show in her sultry leopard one-piece.

Don't worry ... Chris still showed off those abs after getting in some surfing. Walking around shirtless -- it's kinda Chris' thing, not that ANYone ANYwhere is complaining.

BTW ... last time we saw Chris and Elsa getting handsy he was ALL UP in her business during another fun day in the sun.

Cardi B Making Sure I Get My Birthday Sex

Cardi B knows how to get a man ready for love, grinding all up and down Offset on her thirst quest for birthday sex.

CB celebrated her 26th bday Thursday night in Los Angeles at an album release party for Offset's cousin, Quavo ... and the "I Like It" rapper looked like a leopard in heat as she teased her hubby with some textbook booty shaking. Rawr!

The club was packed, and Offset had the best seat in the house as Cardi twerked the night away.

Cardi made it clear she wanted to end her bday with a bang ... and we're confident she got her wish. Let's be real, there's no way Offset's turning that down!

It's funny ... CB says she can't drive her new Lamborghini, but it's clear she knows how to work a different type of stick shift.