Britney Spears Wedgie Returns ... Butt For Good Reason!

Britney Spears has no shame in her wedgie game -- giving herself one on purpose -- so her hot buns could get some sun.

Brit's been keeping busy while vacationing in Miami with her kids. She hit the pool, did some snorkeling and even hit the water for a jet ski session on Wednesday ... where she fell victim to a now-infamous atomic wedgie.

Spears is currently in the middle of a child support battle with baby daddy Kevin Federline ... but if these pics prove anything, she ain't sweatin' it.

Kim Kardashian Lets Nip Slip

Kim Kardashian's baring it all for her new fragrance line ... but it looks like she missed a spot this time while strategically covering her lady bits.

Kim posted another very risque pic Tuesday to promote her perfume -- KKW BODY -- and got creative with a new close-up angle from the front. Only issue is ... a little nip can be seen, which might not fly with Instagram's no-nudity policy.

So, enjoy it while you can.

As you may recall ... these nude shots have been part of the marketing campaign for her fragrance from the jump -- the last one featured even more vagina.

Anyway, Kim says the perfume is fully restocked ... so get it while it's hot.

Cristiano Ronaldo Beach Bummin' ... with Thonged-Out Baby Mama

Cristiano Ronaldo's got a big game coming up this weekend ... and the soccer god's preparing for it by enjoying a big serving of cake at the beach ... courtesy of his bikini-clad baby mama!!

The Real Madrid superstar and Georgina Rodriguez were spotted catchin' rays in Ibiza last week ... showing the forward lookin' carefree leading up to the Champions League Final against Liverpool on Saturday.

While the other kids didn't appear to make it on the trip, CR7's oldest son, Cristiano Jr., was in on the fun ... getting thrown into the water by his dad.

But, Cristiano and Georgina looked to be enjoying the beach day the most ... makin' out while lounging around in the sun.

Kim Kardashian No Beating Around the Bush Here ... Another Nude Pic!

Kim Kardashian is following in the footsteps of Amber Rose with an almost completely exposed shot of her crotch ... but there's one major difference.

Kim posted a VERY risque photo Tuesday of her bottom half, but not the side we're so used to seeing ... this time we got a close-up view of her midsection from the front, and the starting route down to her vagina.

She was advertising her new fragrance line, obviously.

She also shared a topless photo of herself as part of the set -- but, let's be honest ... we've seen all that before.

Kim's slick front shot, however, is quite a sight to behold ... and quite different from Amber Rose's crotch shot last year ... which was more hippie than lippy.

Amber dropped the pic during the NBA Finals, and damn near broke the Internet. Kim's been there and done that, too ... but what's the harm in doing it again?

Stormy Daniels' New Porno Is Killing It

Banging the President has been VERY good for Stormy Daniels' career ... and the proof is in the porn pudding!

Stormy just released her first new movie since the Trump scandal broke -- 'Stormy's Secret' -- in which the self-described "MILF goddess" plays a writer looking to "get those creative juices going."

Spoiler: She succeeds.

The teaser clip, posted on the Brazzers' website, has already racked up more than 150,000 views in the 2 days it's been live ... more views than the previous 2 videos dropped on the site combined, "Christening the Cougar" and "Confessions of a Buttaholic."

Daniels has said she never stopped working in porn -- but had to take a break from on-camera work due to a back injury suffered in a "riding accident."

But, she's back now and vows to knock out even more flicks in 2018 ... including one callled "The Fellate Show."

Heeeeeeeere's Stormy!

Nicole Murphy Not Ruffling Feathers Just My Pink Bikini!!

Nicole Murphy can dip into all the pools she wants -- as she did in Miami this weekend -- but it won't make her any less sizzling hot.

Nicole slayed in a pink ruffled bikini Sunday, seemingly continuing what we've dubbed her "50 Never Looked So Good" tour. It's been rolling since the night we got her out celebrating the half-century mark.

Hair and nails done? Of course. Matching jewelry? Ditto. Shades on standby? Check. The whole ensemble does some serious wonders.

But then, again ... Nicole can turn any scene into an absolute smoke show. Literally, anything. Remember her pumping gas? Or, when she actually upstaged a freaking movie premiere? We rest our case.

OK, one last question ... how in the hell is Nicole still single?!

Kim Kardashian Back To Covering Her Nipples!!!

Some people forget to take out the trash or call their mothers, but Kim Kardashian's one of those people who forgets to share a half naked selfie.

Kim's back to covering her nipples and did it with the help of an itsy bitsy black bikini. Her hair's shorter too, for those who notice.

She captioned the selfie, "Forgot to post this last night," and we'll give her a pass since she's juggling a lot these days after welcoming daughter Chicago via surrogate only a couple weeks back.

Chrissy Teigen I'm Unstoppable ... Parts of Me Are, Anyway

Chrissy Teigen is on a commercial shoot ... but from the looks of it, her dress is doing all the work.

Chrissy, John Legend and daughter Luna all showed up Monday for the shoot, which apparently requires Mom to show off some MAJOR cleavage.

She's about 5 months along with her second pregnancy, but she's clearly not slowing down a bit. In fact, she's still rocking some super-high heels.

While Chrissy's dress struggled to contain her ample assets -- John's super colorful tracksuit was fighting to get a little shine. Almost didn't see him there, right? It's okay, John ... hard to compete with the miracle of life.

Gotta hand it to her -- the supermodel makes maternity wear look really good ... REALLY good.

Kim Kardashian Topless in Bed!!! What Baby Name?

Kim Kardashian throws up the greatest smoke screens.

Kim shared this shot of herself naked in bed, and suddenly nobody's clamoring for her and Kanye West to announce their new baby girl's name.

Less than 72 hours after she was celebrating the arrival of their bundle of joy, Mama KK made sure to remind us she's still the fam's top sex symbol. Besides ... Kylie's on the shelf.

Gotta hand it to Kim -- best snap back ever!

Bonus reminder: Rolls-Royces are really nice too.

Kim Kardashian See This Bod? Cranked Out 3 Babies

Kim Kardashian's body is snapping back in record time! Ditto for her sense of humor.

Hours after announcing she and Kanye West had a new baby girl -- via surrogate -- Kim posted this ridiculously hot shot of herself with "#momofthree."

Based on her tongue-in-cheek post, we'd say the new mom is in a great mood.

Still no announcement on a name of the new addition to the fam -- but they had a sweet celebration Tuesday, courtesy of a cake delivery from Grandma Kris.

Hope the cake doesn't ruin Kim's bounce back diet!

Khloe Kardashian Spruces Up Crib For New Bambino

Khloe Kardashian's first order of business when she got pregnant? Grab a hard hat!!!

Sources close to Khloe tell TMZ ... she had extravagant renovation plans for her Calabasas crib -- the one she bought from Justin Bieber in 2014 -- by turning a bedroom next to her master into a closet big enough for her massive clothes and shoe collection.

But, life happened. As TMZ first reported ... NBA superstar BF Tristan Thompson knocked up Khloe. So, that bedroom-turned-closet is going back to bedroom ... baby bedroom.

Khloe wants the baby's room as close to hers as possible, and that room's the perfect fit.

We're told Khloe is holding nothing back when it comes to the fine details of the room ... buying top of the line furnishings, decor and clothing.

Mom always knows best.

Khloe Kardashian Maternity Wear Ain't Me Stylish Baby Bumpin' in NYC

Khloe Kardashian's blouse buttons are working a little harder these days -- the mom-to-be is passing on traditional maternity duds, and sticking with her high fashion to cover her belly.

Khloe was out in NYC Thursday morning looking fancy while "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" cameras rolled ... giving us our first look at her baby bump. See? She really is pregnant.

Looks like she opted for a venti at Starbucks -- she's sippin' for 2 after all.

Khloe's reportedly expecting a boy with Cavs star Tristan Thompson, and must be feeling more lavish than usual ... $150 million TV deals will do that to ya.

Lucky fetus.

Jennifer Lopez One Shade of Grey Is All This Booty Needs

There's no grey area when it come to Jennifer Lopez's best asset, which was on full display Friday in NYC ... in yoga pants.

J.Lo still had a glow to her leaving her SoHo gym, but you'd never notice it if her butt caught your eye first.

So what does J.Lo's workout include? If it ain't downward dog, we're guessing it's a ton of squats because that booty is only getting better with age.

Who's doing retirement better than A-Rod? Absolutely no one.

Beyonce Back In Formation 4 Months After Twins' Birth

Beyonce gave birth to twins Rumi and Sir only four months ago but you can't tell ... from any angle.

Bey's been sharing pics of her post-twins bod on Instagram, ever since the kiddos were born, but this latest batch of her in a corset is the first time she's shown off her midriff ... a good midriff we might add.

She's definitely lost her pregnancy lbs, but got to hand it to Bey ... she's still keepin' that booty poppin' ... almost too poppin'.

Hail to the queen.

Kylie Jenner Check Out My Mom Attire

Kylie Jenner's got the mom-to-be look down pat ... baggy pants, baggy shirt and food in hand, since she's now eating for 2.

Kylie hit up Malibu Wines Friday on the heels of our story that she's expecting with BF Travis Scott. As you can see ... comfort was clearly her top priority.

As we reported, Kylie and Travis have been telling friends for several weeks now that they're going to have a baby.

Travis even told a few friends they're having a girl.

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Jessica Alba Giving That Bun Some Sun

Jessica Alba's got her third bun in the oven ... and she's making sure it gets plenty of sun.

Alba's currently enjoying summer in Hawaii on the heels of news she's having another kid. She's already mom to 2 daughters -- 9-year-old Honor and 5-year-old Haven -- with husband Cash Warren.

There's no doubt that Alba's a MILF and looks incredible in nothing but a bikini and baby bump, although she might want to apply sunscreen more liberally, especially when it comes to her belly.