Hot Mamas

Kourtney Kardashian is clearly done with Scott Disick, because she has a severe case of post breakup hotness.

Kourtney was leaving the Montage hotel in Bev Hills Friday, wearing chicly-tattered duds.

Elle Macpherson slithered her 51-year-old body into a tiny white bikini to hang out Monday on a yacht in Saint Tropez.

51. That can't be right, can it?

Kim Kardashian touched down in New York City flaunting the must-have maternity accessory of the season -- all seasons, really -- enormous boobs.

Although she doesn't typically sport the same style twice, we've seen this look on Kim before -- in 2013, when she was pregnant with North.

Kim is apparently going through morning sickness, tweeting Tuesday morning, "Wait wait wait I thought this nausea thing was supposed to be gone by now!!!! UGHHHHHH"

KK isn't due until some time in December. As a famous fisherman once said, "We're gonna need a bigger bra."

Kate Hudson hitting a topless beach in Greece with her GFs sounds like the start of a beautiful thing -- and could have been ... if Kate understood how peer pressure's supposed to work.

Kate chose to keep her bikini top on, while her pals frolicked. It's unclear why she didn't let her girls run free -- maybe she spotted cameras nearby.

Hudson has been on vacation with her estranged hubby Matt Bellamy ... even though he's been hanging with a new blonde.

As for the beach -- we're pretty sure "When in Rome" applies, Kate. Even in Greece.

Here's Paulina Gretzky ... back in a bikini ... just 5 months after giving birth.

Reggie Bush is an awesome guy and he certainly has the life -- a beautiful spouse, a baby girl, a child on the way ... just like his ex-GF Kim Kardashian.

We got Reggie out in Bev Hlls Friday with his wife, Lilit Avagyan. They ate lunch with Stacy Keibler, her hubby Jared Pobre and other friends.

Reggie was the man ... waiters were in awe, spectators swarmed and the candy guy lasered in before he drove off in his sick Lambo.

It may be good to be Kim Kardashian, but it's just as good to be Reggie.

And so it begins ... a pregnant Kim Kardashian traversing the mean streets of Bev Hills in insanely tight clothes propped up by perilously thin high heels.

Kim lost her balance as she left Anastasia ... a famous eyebrow waxing salon that has Oprah's stamp of approval.

Kim didn't fall, but it was still a close call.

You'll recall Kim took krap for wearing some super uncomfortable get-ups during her first pregnancy. We felt her pain.

So, here's another reason to love/hate Tom Brady ... insane video of his super hot supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen in tiny lingerie ... and it's awesome.

Gisele rocked something called "Butterfly" bra and panties from her Fall collection of Gisele Bundchen Intimates ... showing off her rock hard physique in the process. Good Lord.

Jessica Simpson is a 34-year-old married mother of two, so she doesn't hit the town every night anymore -- but when she does, SHE HITS IT HARD!

Simpson needed a lot of support on her way out of The Sayers Club in Hollywood Tuesday night -- and by support we mean ... if it wasn't for hubby Eric Johnson, she probably wouldn't have made it to their car.

Check it out ... Jessica's bizarre interest in a puddle, which Eric expertly helped her avoid, is awesomeness.

This mommy-night-out stumble fest is only surpassed by the epic one Jess gave us last summer on her way out of a different nightclub. Good times, indeed.

So what's hotter about Jessica Alba -- her size 0 figure (educated guess) or her big, fat, enormous bank account? Trick question ... it's a tie, and she's flaunting both this month.

The actress slash co-founder of The Honest Company is on the covers of Shape Magazine and Forbes at the same time. One focuses on her working hardbody, and the other on her body of hard work.

Jess' company is now valued at a billion dollars, Forbes says her personal fortune is at $200 mil -- and our eyes say her body is still a 10 ... at 34.

Numbers are awesome.

Kim Kardashian's 3 months of pregnancy is starting to show in the usual places -- and they're all on display in NYC.

Kim and Kanye West were out in the rainy city Monday morning and as they bolted in and out of buildings ... it appeared there was a hint of a baby bump starting to show.

More importantly (if you're into this sorta thing) ... there are clear signs the sequel will begin filming soon -- Mom Boobs, Part 2! This time they mean business.

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair recreated their epic "Cruel Intentions" make out scene last night -- and it was just as epic ... 16 years later.

Reese Witherspoon made it a full reunion -- but she kept her tongue in her mouth -- as the former co-stars went to a musical parody of "Cruel Intentions" that plays in Hollywood.

The ladies seemed to have a great time ... Reese even called it her "best girl night of the year.”

It gets our vote too, Reese ... based on the kiss alone.

Pregnancy does a body good ... REALLY GOOD ... just ask the wife of NASCAR stud Kyle Busch -- who posted an UNBELIEVABLE bikini pic just one week after giving birth.

Samantha Busch posted a pic showing off her incredibly tight bod -- 6 days after popping out the couple's son Brexton Busch.

But Busch doesn't chalk up her super quick turnaround to good genes -- she worked her ass off during her pregnancy to stay fit and healthy.

In fact, Samantha blogged about her workouts ... crediting "Andrea Orbeck Pregnancy Sculpt" and "Suzanne Bowen’s Slim & Toned Prenatal Barre Workout" for keeping her fit while she was with child.

As for Kyle, he was raving about Samantha over the weekend ... saying, "She’s a champ. Samantha is my champion. No matter how well or how successful I ever am in my career, she’s got the championship trophy already on her mantle."

Dear Barack Obama ... DO NOT PISS OFF YOUR WIFE!!!

Check out this new footage of Michelle Obama going to town on a punching bag at the White House gym -- throwing punch combinations and a pretty devastating roundhouse kick!!

FLOTUS was showing off her Top 5 workout moves to celebrate the 5th anniversary of her Let's Move! campaign -- which is supposed to motivate Americans to get off their asses and get fit.

Michelle looks great in the video ... jumping rope, hitting squats and blasting her core.

#BringOnRondaRousey!

Bobby Brown shook off his legal battle with Whitney Houston's family, and spent some time celebrating his expanding family ... at a coed baby shower for his wife.

Bobby and Alicia Brown had about 60 people at their Woodland Hills home over the weekend for some traditional baby shower games, including that clothes pin thing -- whatever ya do, don't say "baby" at the baby shower. Seriously?

Anyway, we're told it was a welcome change of pace for Bobby following his fight to be named Bobbi Kristina's legal guardian. As we first reported ... the judge eventually named him co-guardian with Pat Houston.

At the shower ... Alicia proudly showed off her belly, which got a henna tattoo makeover during the party. As for the sex of the baby -- we're told the couple wants to be surprised.

Alicia is due some time this summer.

Dina Lohan is dating a high-educated guy who describes himself as part hunter, part farmer.

Kevin Jensen has been pretty deep in a long-distance relationship with Lindsay's mom, flying here and there for the last 3 months for hookups.

Kevin's CV is pretty impressive, graduating from UC Berkeley. He says he studied electrical engineering and computer science, which gave him credentials to join a tech company for years.

The 49-year-old went out on his own in 2013, becoming a self-proclaimed entrepreneur. On his LinkedIn account, in describing where he's been doing entrepreneurial work, he says "wherever."

Kev touts he has "an understanding of the balance necessary in 'hunting and farming' -- a good closer."

Good thing ... it seems Dina's looking for a closer, having just unsuccessfully appeared on "The Millionaire Matchmaker."