Kate Hudson On Topless Beach! ... Punks Out

Kate Hudson hitting a topless beach in Greece with her GFs sounds like the start of a beautiful thing -- and could have been ... if Kate understood how peer pressure's supposed to work.

Kate chose to keep her bikini top on, while her pals frolicked. It's unclear why she didn't let her girls run free -- maybe she spotted cameras nearby.

Hudson has been on vacation with her estranged hubby Matt Bellamy ... even though he's been hanging with a new blonde.

As for the beach -- we're pretty sure "When in Rome" applies, Kate. Even in Greece.

Paulina Gretzky Milf Does a Body Good

Here's Paulina Gretzky ... back in a bikini ... just 5 months after giving birth.

Bravo.

Reggie Bush Parallel Life With Kim Kardashian

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Reggie Bush is an awesome guy and he certainly has the life -- a beautiful spouse, a baby girl, a child on the way ... just like his ex-GF Kim Kardashian.

We got Reggie out in Bev Hlls Friday with his wife, Lilit Avagyan. They ate lunch with Stacy Keibler, her hubby Jared Pobre and other friends.

Reggie was the man ... waiters were in awe, spectators swarmed and the candy guy lasered in before he drove off in his sick Lambo.

It may be good to be Kim Kardashian, but it's just as good to be Reggie.

Kim Kardashian Trippin' in Beverly Hills

And so it begins ... a pregnant Kim Kardashian traversing the mean streets of Bev Hills in insanely tight clothes propped up by perilously thin high heels.

Kim lost her balance as she left Anastasia ... a famous eyebrow waxing salon that has Oprah's stamp of approval.

Kim didn't fall, but it was still a close call.

You'll recall Kim took krap for wearing some super uncomfortable get-ups during her first pregnancy. We felt her pain.

There's gotta be a stylish track suit somewhere out there.

Gisele Bundchen Insane Lingerie Video ... Just Watch Already

So, here's another reason to love/hate Tom Brady ... insane video of his super hot supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen in tiny lingerie ... and it's awesome.

Gisele rocked something called "Butterfly" bra and panties from her Fall collection of Gisele Bundchen Intimates ... showing off her rock hard physique in the process. Good Lord.

Tom Brady ... wins again.

Jessica Simpson Mama Knows How to Party!

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Jessica Simpson is a 34-year-old married mother of two, so she doesn't hit the town every night anymore -- but when she does, SHE HITS IT HARD!

Simpson needed a lot of support on her way out of The Sayers Club in Hollywood Tuesday night -- and by support we mean ... if it wasn't for hubby Eric Johnson, she probably wouldn't have made it to their car.

Check it out ... Jessica's bizarre interest in a puddle, which Eric expertly helped her avoid, is awesomeness.

This mommy-night-out stumble fest is only surpassed by the epic one Jess gave us last summer on her way out of a different nightclub. Good times, indeed.

Jessica Alba Not Banking On Her Bod ... But It's Still Banging!

So what's hotter about Jessica Alba -- her size 0 figure (educated guess) or her big, fat, enormous bank account? Trick question ... it's a tie, and she's flaunting both this month.

The actress slash co-founder of The Honest Company is on the covers of Shape Magazine and Forbes at the same time. One focuses on her working hardbody, and the other on her body of hard work.

Jess' company is now valued at a billion dollars, Forbes says her personal fortune is at $200 mil -- and our eyes say her body is still a 10 ... at 34.

Numbers are awesome.

Kim Kardashian Doin' the Bump ... Somebody's Showing

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Kim Kardashian's 3 months of pregnancy is starting to show in the usual places -- and they're all on display in NYC.

Kim and Kanye West were out in the rainy city Monday morning and as they bolted in and out of buildings ... it appeared there was a hint of a baby bump starting to show.

More importantly (if you're into this sorta thing) ... there are clear signs the sequel will begin filming soon -- Mom Boobs, Part 2! This time they mean business.

Get your tickets early.

Sarah Michelle & Selma Awesome Intentions!! Sucking Face While Reese Watches

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair recreated their epic "Cruel Intentions" make out scene last night -- and it was just as epic ... 16 years later.

Reese Witherspoon made it a full reunion -- but she kept her tongue in her mouth -- as the former co-stars went to a musical parody of "Cruel Intentions" that plays in Hollywood.

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The ladies seemed to have a great time ... Reese even called it her "best girl night of the year.”

It gets our vote too, Reese ... based on the kiss alone.

Kyle Busch's Wife Insane Bikini Bod 1 Week After Giving Birth

Pregnancy does a body good ... REALLY GOOD ... just ask the wife of NASCAR stud Kyle Busch -- who posted an UNBELIEVABLE bikini pic just one week after giving birth.

Samantha Busch posted a pic showing off her incredibly tight bod -- 6 days after popping out the couple's son Brexton Busch.

But Busch doesn't chalk up her super quick turnaround to good genes -- she worked her ass off during her pregnancy to stay fit and healthy.

In fact, Samantha blogged about her workouts ... crediting "Andrea Orbeck Pregnancy Sculpt" and "Suzanne Bowen’s Slim & Toned Prenatal Barre Workout" for keeping her fit while she was with child.

As for Kyle, he was raving about Samantha over the weekend ... saying, "She’s a champ. Samantha is my champion. No matter how well or how successful I ever am in my career, she’s got the championship trophy already on her mantle."

Michelle Obama KICKBOXER!!!!!

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Dear Barack Obama ... DO NOT PISS OFF YOUR WIFE!!!

Check out this new footage of Michelle Obama going to town on a punching bag at the White House gym -- throwing punch combinations and a pretty devastating roundhouse kick!!

FLOTUS was showing off her Top 5 workout moves to celebrate the 5th anniversary of her Let's Move! campaign -- which is supposed to motivate Americans to get off their asses and get fit.

Michelle looks great in the video ... jumping rope, hitting squats and blasting her core.

#BringOnRondaRousey!

Bobby Brown Baby Shower Fun Takes Edge Off After Bobbi Kristina Battle

Bobby Brown shook off his legal battle with Whitney Houston's family, and spent some time celebrating his expanding family ... at a coed baby shower for his wife.

Bobby and Alicia Brown had about 60 people at their Woodland Hills home over the weekend for some traditional baby shower games, including that clothes pin thing -- whatever ya do, don't say "baby" at the baby shower. Seriously?

Anyway, we're told it was a welcome change of pace for Bobby following his fight to be named Bobbi Kristina's legal guardian. As we first reported ... the judge eventually named him co-guardian with Pat Houston.

At the shower ... Alicia proudly showed off her belly, which got a henna tattoo makeover during the party. As for the sex of the baby -- we're told the couple wants to be surprised.

Alicia is due some time this summer.

Dina Lohan I'm Dating a Techie!!!

Dina Lohan is dating a high-educated guy who describes himself as part hunter, part farmer.

Kevin Jensen has been pretty deep in a long-distance relationship with Lindsay's mom, flying here and there for the last 3 months for hookups.

Kevin's CV is pretty impressive, graduating from UC Berkeley. He says he studied electrical engineering and computer science, which gave him credentials to join a tech company for years.

The 49-year-old went out on his own in 2013, becoming a self-proclaimed entrepreneur. On his LinkedIn account, in describing where he's been doing entrepreneurial work, he says "wherever."

Kev touts he has "an understanding of the balance necessary in 'hunting and farming' -- a good closer."

Good thing ... it seems Dina's looking for a closer, having just unsuccessfully appeared on "The Millionaire Matchmaker."

Kevin says he's a good listener, an essential quality, because Dina has lots of stories to tell ... hope he doesn't scare easily.

‘Teen Mom’ Mackenzie McKee Please Invest ... In My Breasts!!!

Mackenzie McKee wants to turn her mosquito bites into mountains…and, best of all, she wants you to pay for it.

The "Teen Mom 3" star has started a fundraising page on MyFreeImplants.com -- a kickstarter of sorts for boob jobs (who knew?).

According to her crowdfunding profile, McKee – a self-proclaimed fitness nut -- feels going under the knife will make her body “more proportionate” and help her take home gold at fitness and bikini competitions. She's looking to upgrade to a full C cup.

Also, it can't hurt that estranged husband Josh is out of the picture ... since he'd put the kibosh on her boosting her rack.

Mackenzie already has Bev Hills surgeon Dr. Neal Handel on standby -- but she still has a looooong way to go. As of now, she's only tallied up about $20 of her $5k goal.

Just think people ... if 2,000 of you donate the price of one cup of coffee -- a 20-year-old girl can get new boobs.

Mama June Stripper??? We Hardly Knew Her!!!

Mama June shook what her mama gave her at a strip club Saturday night, handling the pole like a pro.

June was all over the business of one stripper, then ferociously grinded another one who was hanging on to the pole for dear life.

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It all went down at Crazy Horse Gentleman's Club in Pompano Beach, Florida. As TMZ reported, June pocketed a cool $5,500 for her appearance.

But June got more than she bargained for, because the crowd made it rain in a big way.

Redemption.

Mama June I Can't Stomach My Stomach ... I'm Getting a Lap-Band

Mama June is joining a band ... in her lap.

The 'Honey Boo Boo' matriarch is so inspired by her recent 45 lb. weight loss, she's gunning to lose another 50, with the help of the Lap-Band.

We did the math ... she currently weighs in at 276 lbs., and if she achieves her gastric goal she'll go down to a svelte 226.

June made the decision to go under the knife because she's plateaued with her trainer and her relatively healthy diet.

She'll have the surgery this summer, which means she'll just miss bikini season.