Mama June I'm a Strip Club Superstar Now!

Mama June's making stacks o' cash from a Florida strip club -- and in related news ... there's a polar vortex pushing through hell.

A rep for June tells TMZ the "Honey Boo Boo" matriarch has a signed deal to appear later this month at Crazy Horse Gentlemen's Club in Pompano Beach -- but before you start booking flights ... we're told June's keeping her clothes on.

June will pocket $5,500 for the meet and greet with fans, and get VIP treatment -- including first class airfare and deluxe hotel accommodations.

Although she won't be in her birthday suit ... there's a chance June might hop onstage to show off her new figure. She's lost 45 pounds!

Bonus for June -- the club's got a killer menu ... though that might not jive with her diet.

Megan Fox She's a Real Doll

Looking like the love child of a young Jenna Jameson and a sex doll ... Megan Fox donned a blonde wig and a schoolgirl outfit while filming Wednesday for "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2."

This April O'Neil gives us at least a half shell.

Tina Turner Father Time Has Been Very Good to Me

It's been a while since we've seen 75-year-old Tina Turner out and about ... and after seeing how good she's looking these days, we gotta ask ... why the hell isn't she out more???

Turner emerged Tuesday on the streets of Milan for a shopping trip with hubby Erwin Bach.

Private dancing keeps you young.

Madonna Eyes Fresh Young Meat And He's Totally Interested in ...

Madonna tried to holla at a hot shirtless male model -- who's 33 years younger than her -- but proving she' still got game ... we found out the guy's willing to give her a shot!

The model's name is Andrea Denver -- and his bod is definitely worthy of Madge's Instagram, which included the caption: "8 pac!! Hell to the yeah!!!" She threw in a bunch of heart emojis too ... which might come off as kinda thirsty, except for the fact Andrea's totally down.

Sources close to Andrea tell us he saw the IG and his reaction was, "I'd definitely go on a date with her." Taking a page out of Drake's playbook ... we're told Andrea also gushed the 56-year-old is "really attractive" -- and he's always been a big fan.

Madonna and Andrea have never met, but according to our sources ... he's excited there's now a chance. He's hoping she follows through and hooks it up.

Even if the romantic thing doesn't flesh out -- Andrea says he'd be down to work in one of her music videos. He's got experience with Taylor Swift and J.Lo ... music vids, that is.

As for the fact she could be his mother -- we're told Andrea says age doesn't scare him, since he's more interested in a woman's personality.

#MILFpower

Big Ang Drops Blonde Bombshell After Cancer Surgery

Big Ang is out and about and flaunting new blonde locks ... just a few weeks after undergoing a lifesaving operation to remove a cancerous tumor from her neck.

The "Mob Wives" star was looking good Saturday outside Teak restaurant in Red Bank, NJ, and even stopped to pose with a fan. We're guessing the neckerchief is there to cover any surgery scars -- in the most stylish way possible.

Sources close to Ang tell us she lightened up before the surgery ... because she felt like she just needed a change after getting the cancer diagnosis.

Work it, Ang.

Lindsey Vonn vs. Elin Nordegren Who'd You Rather?

Here's Lindsey Vonn, Olympic gold medal skier and girlfriend of Tiger Woods, appearing Monday on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" -- and Tiger's ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, seen a few years back strolling on Miami Beach.

The question is ...

Who'd you rather?

Model Sarah Stage See, My BIG Baby Had ... Plenty of Womb

People don't want to believe model Sarah Stage gave birth to an 8 lb. baby -- especially since her belly only looked like it had a quarter pounder with cheese in it -- but here's photo proof of the big guy.

Sarah's son, James, is looking totally comfy and snug after his arrival on Tuesday. As we first told you ... James weighed in at 8 lbs. 7 oz, and 22 inches ... all above average measurements for newborns.

Sarah stirred controversy, disbelief, and probably some hatred -- when she posted selfies looking super skinny for any woman ... much less one who was 8-9 months pregnant.

We get the feeling she didn't mind the heat -- at least based on that lingerie pic she posted ... just HOURS before she officially attained MILF status.

Britney Spears Drops F-Bomb on Rude Fan

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10:45 AM PT -- It now sounds like the guy who said "fat bitch" is so far back there's no way Britney could have heard him. So the question ... what happened that pissed her off so much? Several sources who work on the show tell TMZ, they believe Britney was reacting to a comment someone made in the audience, but they don't know what was said.

Check out the video closely. It looks like the music may have started late ... so that's a possible trigger as well. But no one is saying definitively.

Britney Spears stood up for herself Wednesday night during her show, when someone in the audience apparently called her a "fat bitch."

A guy standing next to the mic says "fat bitch", and you can clearly hear Britney say ... "f***ing asshole."

It's interesting on several levels. Critics of her show say she walks through her performance like a robot, but this clip clearly shows Britney's antennas are up.

Plus, her mic was on ... during a song!!!

And she doesn't take crap from random people. Are you listening Sam Lutfi?

Britney's F-bomb justified?

Gisele Hottest Retirement Party ... Ever!

Sad day for the fashion world, and an even sadder one for the guys-ogling-hot-chicks world -- Gisele Bundchen has walked her final runway ... at 34.

The modeling legend -- whose career earnings are reportedly near $400 million -- hit the catwalk for Colcci during São Paulo Fashion Week in her native Brazil. She's gonna keep working in the modeling biz, but says she's done strutting for pay.

Hubby Tom Brady, her parents and sister all sat front row for the show. Tom posted a disgustingly drippy love letter to his missus about her accomplishments and inspiration, and blah blah ... but best of all he ends it with, "I can't wait to see what's next. I love you. ?#‎GOAT?"

As long as we remember her in our hearts, she'll never really be gone. Plus, there's still old Victoria's Secret catalogs.

Model Sarah Stage Skinny Pregnancy, But ... Pops Out Big Baby!

The day after model Sarah Stage took a ton of flak for looking like the fittest pregnant woman in history ... she squeezed out a baby wayyy bigger than anyone with eyes would expect.

Stage gave birth Tuesday afternoon to James Hunter -- 8 lbs. 7 oz. and 22 inches long. Totally normal size for a newborn, and maybe even a little large ... considering Mom posted a pic Monday that looked like she'd just had a big lunch.

Stage's pregnancy was so easy, she even went out to dinner with pal Melissa Molinaro on Sunday night ... still looking like your typical rail thin L.A. chick.

Guys wanna get her pregnant, women wanna BE her pregnant.

Britney Spears Watch The Paint!! Still A Louisiana Hood Princess

Britney Spears proved you can never truly get the country out of the girl ... by using the hood of her $150k Mercedes as a front row seat.

Brit and Lynne Spears were in full soccer mom and grandma mode in Calabasas this weekend cheering on Brit's son from the hood of her ritzy G-Class ... so they're probably gonna want to get that hood buffed out.

That's straight up Friday Night Lights stuff ... but if she's truly legit, she better have a keg and a grill going on in the back.

Cue banjo music.

Alessandra Ambrosio, Fergie Nice T, Great A at Coachella

Coachella hotness is not just for kids ... check out exhibits A and B.

EXHIBIT A: Alessandra Ambrosio brought the girls to the concert Saturday and left her kids at home. She's 34, and lookin' mighty fine.

EXHIBIT B: Fergie showed off a nice piece of lace as she had fun in the sun. Again, 40 looks amazing.

Peace out.

Britney Spears Sorry, Madonna ... I Kiss Iggy Azalea Now

Iggy Azalea and Britney "Tan Mom 2.0" Spears nearly shared a liplock on the set of their new music video Thursday in Malibu.

They wigged out and wore their best white trash outfits -- possibly their own.

It's a little "circle of life"-ish if you think about it ... it wasn't that long ago Britney was the young hot chick kissing the old music vet in a desperate attention grab ... and now the stiletto is on the other foot.

Man, time sure flies, huh?

Snoop Dogg's Wife I'm Raising My Ass-Shaking Game ... And My Daughter's Too

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Snoop Dogg 's wife is flashing her own skillz as a potential video vixen ... because Shante Broadus and Snoop's daughter Cori are twerking their asses off with L.A.'s best.

Despite reports of its death ... twerking is very much still a thing, and we got video of Snoop's ladies jumping on the bootywagon with premier ass-shaker, Lexy Panterra. Sources close to Lexy tell us Shante and Cori are burning calories with her every Monday.

Lexy's biz is taking off ... she even created a twerking app with singer Christina Milian -- which we're guessing is Lil' Wayne approved.

The Doggfather's so impressed, we're told he and Shante are flying Lexy to their home in Vegas for 2 weeks ... so they don't miss any classes.

We got Shante after class, and let's just say ... Snoop's gonna be a very happy man.

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Jessica Alba Bikini Pics Make For a Good Friday

Jessica Alba continued to do what she does best Thursday in St. Barts ... rock a bikini better than pretty much anyone.

We are risen.

Jenna Dewan-Tatum I Hit That!

Jenna Dewan-Tatum gave some lucky fan her phone number ... sadly, it was on the note she left behind after hitting their car. Whoops!

Dewan, looking smoking hot in her workout gear, drove her Range Rover into a white Mercedes Thursday afternoon. She left behind a lovely note with a gushing apology and even her digits.

That's how it's done, Mr. Shandling.

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