Hot Mamas

The day after model Sarah Stage took a ton of flak for looking like the fittest pregnant woman in history ... she squeezed out a baby wayyy bigger than anyone with eyes would expect.

Stage gave birth Tuesday afternoon to James Hunter -- 8 lbs. 7 oz. and 22 inches long. Totally normal size for a newborn, and maybe even a little large ... considering Mom posted a pic Monday that looked like she'd just had a big lunch.

Stage's pregnancy was so easy, she even went out to dinner with pal Melissa Molinaro on Sunday night ... still looking like your typical rail thin L.A. chick.

Guys wanna get her pregnant, women wanna BE her pregnant.

Britney Spears proved you can never truly get the country out of the girl ... by using the hood of her $150k Mercedes as a front row seat.

Brit and Lynne Spears were in full soccer mom and grandma mode in Calabasas this weekend cheering on Brit's son from the hood of her ritzy G-Class ... so they're probably gonna want to get that hood buffed out.

That's straight up Friday Night Lights stuff ... but if she's truly legit, she better have a keg and a grill going on in the back.

Cue banjo music.

Coachella hotness is not just for kids ... check out exhibits A and B.

EXHIBIT A: Alessandra Ambrosio brought the girls to the concert Saturday and left her kids at home. She's 34, and lookin' mighty fine.

EXHIBIT B: Fergie showed off a nice piece of lace as she had fun in the sun. Again, 40 looks amazing.

Iggy Azalea and Britney "Tan Mom 2.0" Spears nearly shared a liplock on the set of their new music video Thursday in Malibu.

They wigged out and wore their best white trash outfits -- possibly their own.

It's a little "circle of life"-ish if you think about it ... it wasn't that long ago Britney was the young hot chick kissing the old music vet in a desperate attention grab ... and now the stiletto is on the other foot.

Man, time sure flies, huh?

Snoop Dogg 's wife is flashing her own skillz as a potential video vixen ... because Shante Broadus and Snoop's daughter Cori are twerking their asses off with L.A.'s best.

Despite reports of its death ... twerking is very much still a thing, and we got video of Snoop's ladies jumping on the bootywagon with premier ass-shaker, Lexy Panterra. Sources close to Lexy tell us Shante and Cori are burning calories with her every Monday.

Lexy's biz is taking off ... she even created a twerking app with singer Christina Milian -- which we're guessing is Lil' Wayne approved.

The Doggfather's so impressed, we're told he and Shante are flying Lexy to their home in Vegas for 2 weeks ... so they don't miss any classes.

We got Shante after class, and let's just say ... Snoop's gonna be a very happy man.

Jessica Alba continued to do what she does best Thursday in St. Barts ... rock a bikini better than pretty much anyone.

Jenna Dewan-Tatum gave some lucky fan her phone number ... sadly, it was on the note she left behind after hitting their car. Whoops!

Dewan, looking smoking hot in her workout gear, drove her Range Rover into a white Mercedes Thursday afternoon. She left behind a lovely note with a gushing apology and even her digits.

Call 'em the Lakerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... 'cause the Purple and Gold are so boring to watch, they put Heidi Klum's kid right to sleep Wednesday night ... even though they were sitting courtside.

The supermodel took both Johan and Henry to Staples Center to watch the Lake Show take on the New Orleans Pelicans ... but it was pretty much over by halftime.

The Lakers ultimately lost again 113 to 92.

Amber Rose and Blac Chyna let their fingers do a lot more than walking outside a Hollywood nightclub -- in fact, we can't really say what they were doing ... because we're too classy.

The ex-stripper BFFs left the Ludacris album release party at Project Club LA and hopped into the same ride ... which was apparently so packed they had to lap up -- with Amber on top.

We'll just say they kinda held an impromptu sex ed class for fans and photogs -- and everyone paid very close attention.

Moms MILFS do the darndest things.

Britney Spears was in full-on soccer mom mode this weekend in Woodland Hills as she sat around on a picnic blanket and ate orange slices while she watched her son Jayden play.

Jessica Alba still does spring break like she's 23, and she's got the booty to back it up -- as she proved on a Caribbean beach with Chrissy Teigen.

Jessica, Chrissy and John Legend were frolicking in the water Thursday -- and it's almost like Alba's ass knew it had to do something to stand out with so many celebs in one spot.

Mission accomplished.

Not to be a buzz kill, but Jessica's 3-year-old daughter Haven is in the photo too (pink hat).

Sorry. You may now resume objectifying her mom -- and because we have a deep respect for history ... here's a classic.

Brandi Glanville's nipple was never supposed to make an appearance on the season finale of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ... so says the network.

Our production sources tell us their people QC'd the video and never saw areola ... they swear. It's a little weird, since Kim Richards called it out earlier in the scene saying, "Before you go any further, your nipple is hanging out."

Our sources say there were hours of footage for the scene, and it just ... well, you know, slipped by.

We're told Bravo is re-editing the scene for re-runs, and as you know, they run endlessly.

Amber Rose has an ass that just won't quit ... getting Photoshopped -- and here's a little before and ass-ter to prove it.

Amber posted a bunch of Instagram shots from her day at the beach in Hawaii -- and everything was so smooth. But then we got some paparazzi shots of her ass -- it's hard to miss -- and these pics are straight outta dimpleville.

Truth is Amber's in good company -- even Beyonce's been busted multiple times altering pics.

And say what you want about it, but that booty trapped Kanye West AND Wiz Khalifa.

Respect.

And from the no-filters-required department ... we offer these. On fleek.

Bravo is pushing the line for basic cable, because Brandi Glanville's nipple made air.

It happened on the season finale of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" Tuesday night. Brandi got into it with a few of the girls, and then Kim Richards crowed, "Before you go any further, your nipple is hanging out."

This clearly wasn't a mistake, since the show was edited and Kim's remark was right there for the editors.

Tom Brady likes his buns toasted ... Gisele Bundchen's that is.

Tom dropped back to his Costa Rican beachfront estate with Gisele and the fam for his annual off-season vacay.

Sure, Tom has a shiny new trophy that says otherwise -- but, from this angle, it's clear the real MVP in this family wears a bikini. A very small green bikini.

Yeah, we know what you're thinking ... #FML.

Go play, kiddo ... mommy's wabos are out -- is what we imagine Alessandra Ambrosio shouted at some point during her topless photoshoot slash family outing.

The Victoria's Secret supermodel brought the girls out in Malibu Thursday. She also brought her fiance, her son, and her daughter too.

Of course, she still looked fine as hell, it's just ... her son walking into the shot does change the mood quite a bit.

Hint: Cover up the kid with your hand. Muuuch better.

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