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Beyonce's thighs are so amazing, they can bend the laws of physics -- or she just got busted Photoshopping her own photos.

Beyonce posted this bikini photo to her website Tuesday, but you can clearly see one of the stairs behind her isn't level for some odd reason. Yeah, it could be the worst carpentry ever, but it's way more likely someone is terrible at concealing Photoshop on Bey's thigh gap.

It's not the first time Bey has been accused of tweaking photos -- fans accused her of increasing her gap once before ... while another showed her sitting with a visibly distorted wine glass.

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are now the proud parents of a baby girl -- which is damn near miraculous, considering they denied she was pregnant all along.

Eva popped out the little bambina on Friday ... according to US Weekly.

So far ... Ryan and Eva haven't revealed a name or any of the baby's vital stats -- which is not shocking. As recently as July they wouldn't cop to the pregnancy ... even after Eva was photographed clearly trying to cover her belly.

Little girl's got the most gorgeous parents on the planet -- c'mon ... we gotta see the baby.

Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin ventured out Monday to do some shopping around Anchorage without any makeup on ... and found a sly way to slip photogs the finger.

Once a maverick, always a maverick.

Camille Grammer was barely recognizable as she walked the runway for Betsey Johnson Wednesday night during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Salon at Lincoln Center.

It's back-to-school season which means Summer is officially over -- but before you go and buy pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING... take a magical trip through the last few months and soak up all the sexiest pics to hit social media.

Wiz Khalifa's number one album is his victory, but Amber Rose is sharing the spoils with the world.

To celebrate Wiz's "Blacc Hollywood" topping the Billboard album charts, Rose posted a video of herself on Instagram twerking away ... captioning it, "In honor of my Hubby's #1 Album #blacchollywood #AssDrop."

Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea teamed up for a remix ... which is totally irrelevant when compared to the amazing photo that has ass aficionados stacking the vintage model against the new one.

So, who would you rather -- dream about? 'Cause realistically, ya got no shot.

It's a battle of the booty!

Here's Jennifer Lopez showing off her 45-year-old bulbous backside (left) posing with 24-year-old Iggy Azalea's down-under donk (right) in a photo promoting their upcoming remix together.

A freshly single Paula Patton re-emerged back out on the scene Monday night, hitting up Craig's in West Hollywood for a post-Emmys bash ... the first time she's been seen out since her break-up from Robin Thicke.

Sarah Jessica Parker displayed a panoply of emotions Friday.

SJP was hawking her new shoe collection at Nordstrom's in D.C. ... showing off her range of facial expressions.

Sylvester Stallone is destined to do an "Expendables 15" if genetics has anything to do with it ... because we got photos of his 92-year-old mom doing CrossFit!

Jackie Stallone is a certified bad ass ... with no machine in the gym out of bounds.

During her workout, Jackie hits the rowing machine, rings, medicine ball ... and even gets in some squats before knocking out a few bench presses.

Kim Kardashian stepped out of her New York City apartment Monday afternoon with a slew of fans waiting to catch a glimpse of her ... including Officer Staresalot over here.

But really ... he's doing NOTHING wrong. In fact, he's supposed to be watching her ... and he is.

Heidi Klum nearly posted one of the best photos in the history of Instagram ... if only designer Zac Posen had kept his damn hand to himself.

Klum, wearing nothing but a pair of tiny panties, posted the photo with the caption: "@zac_posen ....I need something to wear for tonight's @projectrunway @lifetimetv."

Gisele Bundchen frolicked around on the beach Tuesday in Costa Rica ... crawling around in the ocean with her adorable dog Lua.

Hurry up and look at this photo of Elle MacPherson in a bikini, because at some point she's going to return to her home planet and we'll never see her again.

The 50-year-old supermodel (kids, this is what a supermodel looks like) posted the ridiculous photo to her Twitter page the other day, with a caption reading, "Super greens... After super swim."

As if you needed more proof Elle looks INSANE for her age ... Courtney Love just turned 50 as well.

Rock on, Elle.

Wearing a tiny pink bikini, 43-year-old Denise Richards showed off her fantastic body ... looking as if "Wild Things" came out last week and not 16 years ago.

When you factor in she's had two kids ... and had to deal with her Charlie Sheen drama ... it's even more amazing.