Hot Mamas

Fergie served up a tall, hot glass of MILFshake -- the perfect DNC after-party, we're thinking.

Fergie performed her new track "M.I.L.F. $" Wednesday night during The Creative Coalition's Benefit Gala in Philly. 41 years old and still a bad mother ...

That's it. She's a mom.

Want that killer Teyana Taylor bikini body? Here's what you gotta do ... hit Popeyes and ignore the gym.

That was Teyana's plan after poppin' out a kid just 7 months ago ... and the results? MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOME!!

Seriously, Iman Shumpert's lady spelled the whole thing out for us ... and yeah, it just ain't fair.

Only one question remains -- spicy or mild?

Kim Kardashian was both covered up and nearly naked Thursday night.

Kim put her undies out in L.A. but appeared not to wear a bra. We did a close inspection ... turns out she is wearing a beige one, but you really have to look hard.

Definitely a look.

Kim Kardashian served up some morning coffee with a giant side of her ass.

Kim coyly posted the shot of her bare cheeks getting out of bed, and hinted at some "secret project" she has coming up.

She's not great at keeping secrets -- since she tagged famed photogs Mert & Marcus, and one of them already posted these boobs. Sooo, looks like more Kim nudes are in your future.

Some things can't be kept undercover.

Chrissy Teigen didn't lose all her baby weight just yet, judging by the top she was wearing strolling around NYC Wednesday with hubby John Legend.

Kim Kardashian made it abundantly clear she knows exactly what pays the bills -- her naked body, and she's vowing to give you more of it.

Kim K earned the first ever "Break the Internet" honor at the Webby Awards Monday night in New York, and did her own version of a mic drop when she accepted the trophy.

Kim was honored for her powerful social media presence, which includes her massively popular Kimoji app and mobile game.

Check out her speech. Kobe's got, "Mamba out" ... and now Kim has these 5 words.

Chrissy Teigen celebrated her first Mother's Day by looking incredibly hot and leggy ... just 3 weeks after giving birth to daughter Luna.

Chrissy and hubby John Legend did date night Saturday at Jones Hollywood in West Hollywood.

They're no ordinary people.

Britney Spears flaunted her body of art ... or her body AND some art -- anyway, her body's banging and the painting on the wall looks good too.

Brit modeled a new lime green one-piece swimsuit, and it's easy to see her love for yoga is paying off.

The chick is strapped! And looking good.

Draya Michele is gonna piss off pregnant chicks everywhere -- 'cause she's practically back to her pre-baby bod in less than 3 weeks.

We got Draya outside Revolt TV's studio in Hollywood and it was obvious the kinda shape she's in after pushing out her son, Jru. She revealed how she's doing it, but remember ... individual results may vary.

Of course, the 'Basketball Wives' star was still pretty damn smoking during pregnancy.

A shot of Bar Refaeli looking smokin' in a bikini isn't unusual, usually ... but in this pic she is, unbelievably, 5 months pregnant!

Looking less bloated than most people after a footlong sub -- the supermodel posed in full profile to show off her baby bump ... which is really more pimple-like than anything.

Sunbathing Bar's caption? "My girl craved some Vitamin D."

We wanna see mom craving some double cheeseburgers! Check out Bar from 6 months ago when she was NOT prego ... not much difference.

She and Coco have all the luck.

Coco is rewriting the new motherhood handbook.

Ice-T's wife did some next level multitasking with help from the Party Spa crew at the Blu Salon in New Jersey ... juggling baby Chanel along with a massage and getting her hair did.

Motherhood made easier ... a sure-fire best seller.

Jessica Alba was up to her knees in hotness as she waded in the blue Pacific.

Jessica and hubby Cash Warren soaked up the sun in Hawaii. They've been together long enough that they're comfortable wearing matching fedoras.

Yolanda Foster showed up to the 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' premiere party Thursday night in a dress that gave a pretty clear message she's back on the market.

Foster, who's been battling Lyme disease, looked radiant and was all smiles days after announcing her split from her husband of 4 years, music producer David Foster.

She's said she's heartbroken over the split but you couldn't tell from her game face ... and body.

Ciara wore this to the AMA's in L.A. Sunday night ... and remains the toughest sack Russell Wilson has ever had to avoid.

Amber Rose was forgiveness for Halloween -- she happily welcomed her main chick Blac Chyna back into the fold after all that Future drama.

Chyna posted a photo of the on-again/off-again BFFs cuddling up in their costumes ... the first pic she's posted of them together since bailing on Amber's Slut Walk. Remember, she missed it because she was hanging with Future in D.C.

Now that Future's declaring bachelor status, it looks like all's good with Amber again. BC summed the reunion with another post about "hoe history" and "happiness."

Poetic ...

Here's what Cindy Crawford really looks like untouched ... in a bikini.

Crawford hit the waves Monday with husband Rande Gerber in Miami, putting body shaming Internet trolls in their place with her itsy bitsy white snakeskin bikini and flat torso.

It's sweet justice for the mother of two who became the victim of an unflattering Photoshop prank.

Gerber seems to be keeping up with his wife, for the most part.

She turns 50 in February. Life truly is unfair.