Hot Bodies

Kylie Jenner's latest photo shoot could be titled -- Things That Make You Go Vroom Vroom ... but there are a lot of other options, too.

Kylie shared a few pics of herself hanging out Saturday night in an all-black getup -- crop top and patent leather pants -- in front of a hot whip ... which appears to be the LaFerrari push present Travis Scott bought her a few months back.

According to Kylie, the shoot was totally impromptu ... because she captioned one of the pics, "We didn't plan this." Of course, she captioned another one "your uber's outside" ... so it's hard to tell.

Model Joy Corrigan is the kind of show-off we can get on board with ... especially when it involves several wardrobe changes.

Joy showed off her #SummerGoals body during a Poema bikini photo shoot down in Miami. She made a splash wearing a pastel-ish bikini, and not just literally. Joy -- who has also appeared on the cover of MAXIM in France -- changed into a burgundy outfit and that was also a hit.

Blac Chyna is back on the market and letting everyone know by hitting up her BFF, Amber Rose, for a night on the town.

Amber and Chyna were like a dynamic duo leaving Bootsy Bellows Wednesday night in WeHo but, instead of wearing capes and fighting off bad guys, they looked like they were on a manhunt.

Chyna dumped her recent BF, YBN Almighty Jay, about a week ago after several months of dating because she caught him flirting with other women and thought it was shady. Amber confirmed her breakup with rapper 21 Savage in March.

Rest easy Knicks fans ... Kristaps Porzingis' torn ACL is healing just fine, thanks to some expert medical attention from a smoke show blonde in a lab coat -- and by lab coat, we mean bikini.

The NBA star is yacht partying this weekend with a mystery chick off the coast of Ibiza. Porzingy's ACL injury could reportedly keep him off the court for the first 2 months of next season -- but maybe these pics are a sign he could be back sooner.

After all, Dr. Two Piece is giving him the thumbs up. How bad could it be? Not to mention, he's even feeling good enough for a leap into the ocean!

For reals though ... KP has been rehabbing his knee in Spain with Real Madrid's actual medical staff.

Alec Baldwin might be popping out babies with his new wife, Hilaria, but his first born, Ireland, is one hot babe.

Ireland Baldwin, who's 22, hit the beach and lifeguard stand Thursday in Malibu for a modeling shoot. She had several swimsuit changes.

Ireland's mom is Kim Basinger and it looks like she got more of her mom's looks than her dad's ... because in some of the shots she's a dead ringer for Kim.

What do Cardi B and Hailey Baldwin have in common with Melania Trump, Kim Kardashian and J Lo? If you're thinking a hot ass ... you're close because they've all landed on 2018's Maxim Hot 100 list.

This year's annual list covers a lot of ground .... there's models (Gigi, Bella), pop stars (Demi, Ciara, Beyonce), actresses (Scarlett, Margot, Gal), funny gals (Chrissy and Issa Rae), Kardashians (Khloe and Kendall too) and a Duchess. Some of the ladies of the First Family made it on there as well.

The only thing that could distract the Washington Capitals from their Cup celebration was ... another couple of cups.

D cups, that is.

In one of the most incredible moments from the Caps' historic win over the Las Vegas Golden Knights Thursday, a chick sitting rinkside in a skin-tight white dress pulled out her boobs ... pressed 'em against the glass -- and Caps players couldn't help but stare.

A parade around T-Mobile Arena -- led by Alex Ovechkin hoisting his first-ever Stanley Cup -- was temporarily paused as the boobs were on display.

Andre Burakovsky stopped to applaud. A few other players -- including Brooks Orpik and Devante Smith-Pelly -- hit the breaks temporarily to get a good look.

Britney Spears has no shame in her wedgie game -- giving herself one on purpose -- so her hot buns could get some sun.

Brit's been keeping busy while vacationing in Miami with her kids. She hit the pool, did some snorkeling and even hit the water for a jet ski session on Wednesday ... where she fell victim to a now-infamous atomic wedgie.

Kate Upton is joining the ranks of Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and Hailey Baldwin after scoring the top spot on the coveted Maxim Hot 100.

We got a sneak peak of Kate bustin' out on the July/August cover as America's No. 1 beauty. We're told the cover was shot in Israel's Negev Desert -- where temps can hit 118 degrees -- and Upton gave off some serious Marilyn Monroe vibes.

Kate beat out Gigi and Bella Hadid, Kylie and Kendall Jenner, as well as Melania and Ivanka Trump. We smell a fake news tweet coming from 45.

The Hot 100 issue drops June 19, and a huge party for it goes down July 21 at the Hollywood Palladium. Lagardère Sports & Entertainment and Rooftop2 Productions are producing it, and yes ... Kate and many other of the 100 hotties'll be there.

You probably won't, so check out what you're missing ...

Britney Spears is learning a tough lesson ... jet skiing can be fun, but it can also lead to an inadvertent butt floss.

Brit was having some fun in the Miami sun Wednesday, and from the front she looked like she was maneuvering her ride like a pro. However, when she came to a stop, it was time to start the real work ... correcting a massive wedgie!

Miss America Cara Mund hasn't put on a swimsuit since winning the crown in September, and says that proves the swimsuit competition is no longer necessary to get the job done.

The Miss America Org announced Tuesday it's scrapping swimsuits and doing away with judging on appearance ... and Cara's totally for it. The former Miss North Dakota told us her job mostly involves almost nonstop appearances, but NONE of them require putting on a bikini. As she put it ... not exactly a good look while visiting schools and hospitals.

The evening gown portion of the competition will also see a massive change, but Cara says there's still a chance you'll see some skin during that portion of the competition. And yes, it's officially a "competition" now, and NOT a pageant.

Brazil's toughest competitors are showing just how seriously they take the beautiful game -- and we're not referring to Pelé or Ronaldinho.

Miss BumBum's 27 contestants for 2018 did what Brazilians do -- pose with soccer balls -- for a photo shoot to promote the annual pageant ... as well as the upcoming World Cup. Brazil's a 2-seed, if you're as interested as these ladies clearly are.

This year's competition -- BumBum, not the World Cup -- includes 2 transgender entrants for the first time in the legendary pageant's long and storied 8-year history.

Miss America's dumping a longstanding tradition ... scrapping the swimsuit competition because it'll no longer judge contestants on physical appearance.

Ex-FOX News host Gretchen Carlson -- a 1989 Miss America winner herself and the new chair of the Board of Trustees of the Miss America Organization -- announced the sweeping changes Tuesday morning on 'GMA' ... saying, "We are no longer a pageant. We are a competition."

Instead of the swimsuit competition, contestants will take part in a live interactive session with the judges and will have to demonstrate their passion, intelligence and overall understanding of the job.

The org is also getting rid of the evening gown portion of the competition.

The competition started nearly a century ago in Atlantic City as a bathing beauty contest. But the organization's gotten push back in the last few years ... many calling the swimsuit contest misogynistic.

The org is still recovering from an email scandal that rocked Miss America's top brass after the group's former CEO and others insulted the appearance and intellect of former winners, including Carlson.

Yep ... that's YouTube star Rebecca Black, best known for her 2011 earworm, "Friday" ... and we have a feeling these photos will be just as catchy for her fans.

Rebecca hit the pool at the Dream Hollywood hotel over the weekend. Apparently, she doesn't ONLY get down on Fridays. She's looking a helluva lot more grown up than the teenager most remember singing that annoying (we say that lovingly) one-off hit.

Y'know you done messed up, right, Scott Disick?

Sofia Richie was filling up Sunday in Bev Hills ... while rocking a midriff-baring top, sure to remind her Scott what he's abs-olutely missing out on these days. Photogs asked her if they've actually broken up, but 19-year-old Sofia was tight-lipped.

As we told you, Scott was all over some chick at Kanye West's album release party last week, and was overheard telling people he's single.

To each his own, but ... damn.

Bella Hadid's lunch runs are more fun than yours ... probably a lot sexier, too.

The supermodel was grabbing food to-go with friends in NYC Saturday when her boob nearly fell out the bottom of her crop top. It's hot in the city, so Bella's tiny shirt makes sense ... though her underboob appears to just be a happy accident.

Either way, Bella laughed it off and fixed the wardrobe malfunction on the run.