Hot Bodies

Cristiano Ronaldo's got a big game coming up this weekend ... and the soccer god's preparing for it by enjoying a big serving of cake at the beach ... courtesy of his bikini-clad baby mama!!

The Real Madrid superstar and Georgina Rodriguez were spotted catchin' rays in Ibiza last week ... showing the forward lookin' carefree leading up to the Champions League Final against Liverpool on Saturday.

While the other kids didn't appear to make it on the trip, CR7's oldest son, Cristiano Jr., was in on the fun ... getting thrown into the water by his dad.

Liam Hemsworth gets his good looks and physique from his mama ... and his daddy, clearly!

The youngest Hemsworth bro was out hiking Wednesday with his parents -- looks like they were in the Malibu Hills -- and even though he lovingly referred to them as "oldies" ... their bods are totally camera-ready.

This pic bodes well for Chris and Liam's futures -- their dad, Craig, is completely yoked, and mom Leonie looks like she's ready to run a marathon. Even the family dogs look fit!

Kristin Cavallari has returned to Mexico ... she's back on the beach -- only this time, she left her NFL hubby at home.

The former 'Hills' star grabbed a bunch of her girlfriends and jetted over to Tulum ... where they've been soaking in the sun and drinking wine on the sand. Good times.

Kristin even posted a bikini pic captioned, "Bummin' around."

Funny, considering the last time Kristin was in Mexico she convinced Jay Cutler to go full naked on the beach and posted a bare ass photo of the QB for all the world to see.

In fact, it appears the Cutler butt pic was shot at the same resort where KC's staying now.

As for Jay, someone's gotta stay home with the kids ... and since he doesn't have a job at the moment, might as well be him.

Models Abigail Ratchford and Gemma Lee Farrell didn't need any help oiling up on the beach in Miami ... they had each other to do the job.

The two hit the sand again Tuesday in Miami and were a bit more covered up than last time. When we say a bit ... we mean this time there were no nipple sightings.

Doesn't seem like Gemma missed a spot on Abigail, although they should seriously consider a stronger SPF. Unclear who the third wheel is, but she fits in nicely.

Here's Draya Michele setting the Miami pool scene on fire at Shore Club ... with a bikini that looks like it was made from the things the Ultimate Warrior used to tie to his arms.

Don't get it twisted, we're not complaining ... not even a little bit.

CAN YOU FEEL THE POWER?!

Of course, Draya is a swimsuit tycoon, who runs the Mint Swim bikini company ... and also happens to be dating Washington Redskins star Orlando Scandrick.

No signs of Scandrick in Miami though ... he spent the weekend in Los Angeles running a high school passing league tournament.

Jada Pinkett Smith's mother might be 64, but damn anybody who disagrees that her body screams BODY GOALS!!!

Adrienne Banfield-Jones posted this pic Monday showing off her washboard abs in a pink, multi-colored bikini. Adrienne -- who stars on Jada's Facebook Watch talk show, "Red Table Talks" -- captioned the Instagram pic, "64 and what? That part!!"

She got tons of praise after posting the pic and the sheer image alone inspired one particular woman who wrote back, "I’m 38 and I used to get scared of hitting forty. I used to get worried that by the time I hit 40’s I won’t be as desirable or hot or that I won’t be able to find love in my life because I’ve prioritized other things in life over love life. All of my worries just seem so ridiculous now."

Adrienne for the win!!

Kendall Jenner went from being barely covered in a bathing suit earlier in the day to practically naked walking a red carpet at Cannes.

Kendall required a mandatory double take in her sheer dress at the Chopard Secret Night party ... she arrived with very little support underneath. All she's wearing under her dress is a pair of nude underwear. They're hard to see but they're there.

Fact is, camera flashes have been known to expose a boob or two underneath sheer dresses ... and Cannes is known for being flash-heavy.

Still ... it appears Kendall knew exactly what she was doing, even if she played dumb on her Instagram.

Kendall Jenner is lots of things for sure, including super agile.

Check out the model, who has made her way to the top of the modeling profession and the top of a beam, sitting high above the swimming pool at the uber exclusive and expensive Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc in Antibes, France.

Kim Kardashian's cleavage is on a freakin' roll, because she framed the girls in brilliant, eye-catching yellow to follow up her Met Gala gown.

Kim came out of a Chinatown restaurant Tuesday night wearing vintage Versace, the same designer she wore Monday night at the Met. Her pal La La Anthony, sisters Kendall and Kylie, and mom Kris were there too.

The crew attended the Business of Fashion's new issue launch, and we gotta say -- the whole fam's biz was looking real good.

Kendall's the only one who actually opted for business attire at the event -- although she went totally bare underneath her suit. We applaud the move.

As we told you ... Taylor Swift took a dig at Kim while kicking off her tour Tuesday night in Glendale, Arizona. Taylor might be holding on to old stuff, but pretty obvious the Kardashians are taking the high fashion road.

Miami Heat center Hassan Whiteside isn't getting down or out of shape over his team's early playoff exit ... because he just gets to spend more time with his smoking hot girlfriend.

A totally ripped Whiteside and his lady, Ashly Ariza, were spotted at the beach in Miami Tuesday ... and both had no problem showing off their bods. Of course, Ashly's bikini highlighted her assets a little more.

Hassan's been the subject of trade rumors since the Heat got bounced from the playoffs early by the Sixers, but he doesn't seem to be sweating that either ... perhaps because he's still got $52 million left on his contract.

Farrah Abraham is sizzling on a South Pacific beach, but thankfully she's got fresh coconuts -- to keep her cool.

The ex-'Teen Mom' flaunted her goods in a bathing suit on Wavi Island in Fiji. Thing is ... it's a private island, so not too many people got to enjoy Farrah's coming and going. Somehow she managed to get in front of the one person with a camera. Shocking, right?

Farrah made sure to stay hydrated under the hot Fiji sun ... she never put down the damn coconuts.

New Zealand model and Playboy Playmate Amy Lee Summers brought new meaning to the ol' adage, "1 if by land, 2 if by sea," when she spilled out of her top in the SoCal surf.

Amy Lee was frolicking through Malibu Thursday for a photo shoot when she suffered the nip slip, but recovered like a pro. She had more luck securing her bikini bottoms -- they stayed on. Barely.

Even while she was on dry land, she found a way to end up all wet.

Jeep Wranglers don't have your standard trunk, but that didn't stop Playboy model Khloe Terae from putting hers all over one ... and in nothing but a red hot string bikini!

Khloe wiped down the custom job -- it's a Jeep Wrangler JK -- for a photo shoot at DCD Customs in SoCal ... and there's a lot more to these pics than just her fat tires.

The last Wrangler JK rolled off the assembly line in Ohio last week, so there's extra value in this 4X4 ... and not just because Khloe, who's a a big fan of water, gave it a rub down.

Bella Hadid and Hailey Baldwin went sun's out, bums out while cruising around Miami on a luxury boat -- and got SUPER close once they got back on land.

Both ladies spent Sunday on "The Groot", the boat that belongs to nightclub owner David Grutman. Bella, Hailey and friends were hanging with Grutman and his wife ... when Bella decided to get real cheeky. She was definitely playing it up for the cameras, and showing everyone her weekend workouts are paying off.

Hef was sexually assaulted during a photo shoot with a hot bikini model, TMZ has learned ... and we should say ... Hef is a dog.

The model's name is Deyana Mounira, and 2 weeks ago she showed up for a photo shoot at the home of a guy named Tony Toutouni ... who says he's "Instagram famous." Dude does have 1.5 million followers. Anyway, during the photo shoot ... Tony says Deyana started playing around with his dog, Hef.

According to the lawsuit, Tony's filed against Deyana ... Hef stands about 5' when on his hind legs, while Deyana goes about 5'6". As Tony puts it, Deyana "began sensually playing with Hef; arousing Hef by playing with his genitals and masturbating him."

Tony says Hef was totally into it, and started mounting and thrusting and "even appeared to place his front legs on [her] buttocks."

In the suit, filed by attorney Ardy Pirnia, Tony says he told Deyana and the photog he did NOT want the footage on the Internet ... and they agreed. However, the video and photos showed up on her IG a couple days later.

Gotta say, the video's pretty damning, although it's hard to tell who's the aggressor. Tony later posted the video himself, but added the caption, "I can't believe this Thirsty girl used my dog to gain followers."

Tony is suing Deyana for fraud and infliction of emotional distress (on Tony, not Hef). Good luck proving it, but he wants her to fork over $1.5 million in damages.

As for Hef ... based on a pic posted this week, seems like he's recovered. Bow wow wow.

'Laguna Beach' might be in her rear view, but Lo Bosworth is still soaking up the rays ... just a little further south now.

The 'LB' and 'Hills' alum is kicking it down in the uber popular Tulum, Mexico right now for a little vacay. No slave to fashion, Lo opted for a simple black one piece instead of a flashy bikini.

The 31-year-old businesswoman is now running her own lifestyle website to share her knowledge on food and wellness.

We'd say she's come a long way since those 'Hills' days with Lauren Conrad and co. -- but let's keep it real ... it hasn't been THAT long.