Mel B Scary Hot!!!

Mel B's grabbing life by the horns pigtails ... and clearly living her best life right now.

Mel's out on vacay in Desert Hot Springs, CA where she was hanging poolside in a pink print bikini and pink heels. She's there with her hairdresser bestie, Gary Madatyan, who had a clear view of her fit bod.

Smart move to get some R&R before the heavy lifting starts. Remember, Mel claims the Spice Girls will perform at Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding on May 19 -- and, of course, they have a reunion tour kicking off later this year.

Bikini chillin' by the pool ... a much better look than feuding with your ex.

Olivia Culpo Gets Cheeky In Fishnet Thong Dress

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Here's Olivia Culpo making Danny Amendola seriously regret his life decisions ... baring it all (almost) in a thong bikini/dress hybrid.

Yeah ... can't say we know exactly what that is, but we do know it's amazing ... and that it was Culpo's special outfit for a Calzedonia summer fashion show in Verona, Italy.

Olivia wasn't on the runway herself, but she obviously stole the show ... and really seems to be doing well considering she just split with her NFL star ex-boyfriend 2 weeks ago.

Damn, Danny -- you sure Miami was worth it??

Masters Tournament WAGs At Augusta ... ¡Nos Gusta!

The competition's heating up at Augusta National ... but our eyes are set on something a lot hotter -- TMZ Sports presents the wives and girlfriends of the Masters Tournament!!

All you WAG aficionados are already well aware of Dustin Johnson's Hall of Fame-worthy fiancee Paulina Gretzky ... who leads the charge for this year's batch of beautiful ladies.

But don't let the Great One's daughter steal anyone's thunder ... Daniel Berger's GF Tori Slater and Jon Rahm's lady Kelley Cahill are makin' a name for themselves with their insane bikini pics.

Check out the pics ... oh yeah, and watch the golf, too, if you want.

Kate Upton I Got Yer Spring Right Here!!!

Mother Nature's gotta take a back seat to Kate Upton when it comes to ushering in Spring ... unless, of course, Mama N has her own smoking hot set of lingerie pics. Yeah, didn't think so.

Kate slipped into a ton of different looks for Yamamay's Spring 2018 collection, but you can go ahead and pretend she did it for you. The floral prints and lace, in many different colors, should get you in the swing of the season ... even if the weather doesn't.

As Kate's hubby, Justin Verlander, would say -- play ball!

Sorry to bring him up.

Matt Damon to Chris Hemsworth Would It Kill Ya to Wear a Shirt?

Chris Hemsworth is teaching Matt Damon what it means to be a true beach dude, Down Under, and lesson number one appears to be ... ditch the shirt, bro!

Matt and his wife, Luciana Barroso, have been hanging with Chris and his missus, Elsa Pataky, all week down in Byron Bay, Australia. Wednesday was a beach day -- the wives were rocking bikinis while Chris, Matt and another friend checked out the surf.

Check out the pics ... the Damons handled the PDA this time around, although Matt was way more subtle than Chris in that department.

No doubt, this pairing of couples makes for a super fit looking double date, but, c'mon -- hanging next to shirtless Hemsworth can't be easy. We're with ya, Matty!

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Chris Hemsworth Sunday Bumdays Rule with My Wife In a Little Black Bikini!!!

Chris Hemsworth got ALL UP in his wife's business when he got a handful of her ass during a family day at the beach.

No doubt about it ... Chris was a huge fan of Elsa Pataky's choice in swimwear -- a very small black bikini -- during their family's Sunday funday. The stupidly hot couple's been married for more than 7 years now, so they obviously made it through that 7-year-itch thing, just fine.

The Hemsworths were hosting Matt Damon and his family in their hometown of Byron Bay, Australia this weekend. They all went to a music festival together, but we're guessing Chris and Elsa had a much better time at the beach.

We know this ... they definitely had a better day than Matt.

Larsa Pippen Butt Flossin' Black Bikini in Miami ... Pre-Easter Cake!!

Before Larsa Pippen went egg huntin' with the kiddies on Sunday, she hit the sunny shores of South Beach to brighten up everyone's Easter weekend.

And yes, there was plenty of cake to go around.

No sign of Scottie or the kids ... but seems like Larsa was enjoying her solo outing.

The 40-something mother of 4 frolicked in the sand rockin' an itty bitty bikini ... looking absolutely incredible, as she usually does.

Take note, normies. Summer's almost here ... better lay off the Cadburys.

Model Danielle Knudson A (Tan) Line in the Sand? Yeah, No ...

Danielle Knudson did an oceanside photo shoot for H&M -- but we're not sure what the hell she's advertising ... besides her half-naked body all covered in sand.

The Canadian model hit up a beach in Tulum, Mexico Wednesday for a shoot with the beleaguered Swedish retail company, where she started off in a 2-piece bikini, and ended up topless ... layered with sand ... and on top of some very lucky dude.

We imagine they were showing off some of H&M's swim line -- but it's anyone's guess with how much skin is showing here. At least it ain't "monkey in the jungle" Winter wear again.

Fun fact: it's officially Spring ... which means we're coming up on bikini season! Not-so-fun fact: Danielle is taken ... damn.

SI Model Samantha Hoopes Am I Making You Thirsty?

Samantha Hoopes got some tanning in at the beach and made sure to stay hydrated ... and we've learned her boyfriend might just have the best damn job in the world.

The Sports Illustrated and Carl's Jr. model hit the sand in Miami Saturday with her tech guru BF Salvatore Palella ... and glistened in her tiny maroon bikini. It looks like she applied plenty of sun tan lotion -- with Sal's help ... and we're not complaining.

Last time we saw Samantha she told us she needed to pack on some lbs. to land the next SI cover ... clearly it was just a joke.

Johnny Manziel's Wife Shows Off New Wedding Ring ... It's Bigger Than Her Thong!!!

Bre Tiesi's killing 2 birds with one stone -- hitting the beach to show off her expensive new wedding ring ... and flaunt her bangin' bod once again.

Johnny Manziel's wife soaked up the sun in Miami Wednesday afternoon in a tiny bikini ... which has kind of become her thing. Johnny was nowhere to be seen, so it's possible he's back to practicing for a hopeful return to the NFL.

TMZ Sports broke the story ... Johnny and Bre tied the knot last week in a private ceremony in California. The couple got engaged last March.

Bre's clearly cool with keeping the honeymoon vacay going without him.

Nicole Murphy Not Ruffling Feathers Just My Pink Bikini!!

Nicole Murphy can dip into all the pools she wants -- as she did in Miami this weekend -- but it won't make her any less sizzling hot.

Nicole slayed in a pink ruffled bikini Sunday, seemingly continuing what we've dubbed her "50 Never Looked So Good" tour. It's been rolling since the night we got her out celebrating the half-century mark.

Hair and nails done? Of course. Matching jewelry? Ditto. Shades on standby? Check. The whole ensemble does some serious wonders.

But then, again ... Nicole can turn any scene into an absolute smoke show. Literally, anything. Remember her pumping gas? Or, when she actually upstaged a freaking movie premiere? We rest our case.

OK, one last question ... how in the hell is Nicole still single?!

Sharon Stone 60 Feels So Good!! Just Ask My Boy Toy

Sharon Stone's turning the big 6-0, but don't get hung up on numbers -- she sure didn't during a South Beach PDA sesh with her, apparently, much younger bf.

Sharon's down in Miami for her birthday, which is Saturday, but she pregamed Friday afternoon in the arms of the shirtless mystery dude.

No word on who he is, but she's been hanging out with him since, at least, January. Based on the kissing and caressing going down on the beach ... they're VERY cozy with each other.

Ya gotta love it -- at 60, she's still trusting her basic instinct.

Get it, Sharon! It's just a number.

Justin Bieber Heaven Help Me

Justin Bieber wants you to know 3 things: 1. His faith in God is stronger than ever ... 2. He's running out of tattoo real estate ... and 3. He can strike a pretty heavenly pose. Shout out to Jesus!

Bieber hit the beach in SoCal to stand with arms outstretched and eyes closed in what appears to be the golden hour ... getting perfect lighting on his heavily-inked bod. At last count he's hovering around 60 tats.

Of course, we know Justin had a "spiritual awakening" last year when he ended his tour early, and he's now a regular at Hillsong Church services. He certainly appears to be giving the big guy upstairs a good look at his body art.

Or maybe he's just air-drying?

Aly Raisman Drops 'Survivor' Swimsuit For Child Sex Abuse Awareness

Aly Raisman is steppin' up for causes that hit close to home on women's day -- and she's lookin' damn good doin' it.

The Team USA star -- who took Larry Nassar to task at his sexual assault trial -- just debuted a "survivor" swimsuit by Aerie ... a women's clothing brand dedicated to body positivity.

But Aly says the super-scoop 1-piece was designed with an even greater purpose in mind -- to raise awareness for all the kids victimized by sexual abuse ... just like her and the hundreds of gymnasts who Nassar targeted.

100% of the cash spent on the suits is going to Darkness to Light ... an organization "empowering adults to prevent, recognize and react responsibly to child's sexual abuse."

FYI, Raisman sued the U.S. Olympic Committee last week over the "serial molestation, sexual abuse and harassment" she suffered at the hands of Nassar ... and she's been actively campaigning to make sure an atrocity like the Nassar scandal never happens again.

Respect.

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Blac Chyna Puts the 'Bu In Bootyful Photo Shoot

The thirst is real for Blac Chyna ... luckily she had a big bottle of water handy to quench it during a very curvaceous Malibu photo shoot.

BC hit the beach last weekend in a tiny fringed bikini with her long hair blowing in the wind ... not that you were paying attention to that.

It's been a wild couple of weeks for Chyna -- date nights with a much younger guy, one sex tape leaked followed by another way more graphic one ... which turned out not to be her.

Looks like she wants to give us a friendly reminder of what her most definitive feature really is.

Emily Ratajkowski Blazing Hot ... Check Out My Wedding Ring!!!

Emily Ratajowski is a heartbreaker, crushing the hopes and dreams of countless men and women by flashing ... her wedding ring.

The 26-year-old just got hitched to Sebastian Bear-McClard. Sebastian's clearly not the jealous type, because Em posted this pic for all to see.

The marriage was a big surprise ... they tied the knot last week nat a courthouse in New York City. Only a few friends were on hand to bare witness. It's unclear how long they were dating.

Oh, he likes rings, too.