Hot Bodies

Samantha Hoopes got some tanning in at the beach and made sure to stay hydrated ... and we've learned her boyfriend might just have the best damn job in the world.

The Sports Illustrated and Carl's Jr. model hit the sand in Miami Saturday with her tech guru BF Salvatore Palella ... and glistened in her tiny maroon bikini. It looks like she applied plenty of sun tan lotion -- with Sal's help ... and we're not complaining.

Bre Tiesi's killing 2 birds with one stone -- hitting the beach to show off her expensive new wedding ring ... and flaunt her bangin' bod once again.

Johnny Manziel's wife soaked up the sun in Miami Wednesday afternoon in a tiny bikini ... which has kind of become her thing. Johnny was nowhere to be seen, so it's possible he's back to practicing for a hopeful return to the NFL.

TMZ Sports broke the story ... Johnny and Bre tied the knot last week in a private ceremony in California. The couple got engaged last March.

Nicole Murphy can dip into all the pools she wants -- as she did in Miami this weekend -- but it won't make her any less sizzling hot.

Nicole slayed in a pink ruffled bikini Sunday, seemingly continuing what we've dubbed her "50 Never Looked So Good" tour. It's been rolling since the night we got her out celebrating the half-century mark.

Hair and nails done? Of course. Matching jewelry? Ditto. Shades on standby? Check. The whole ensemble does some serious wonders.

But then, again ... Nicole can turn any scene into an absolute smoke show. Literally, anything. Remember her pumping gas? Or, when she actually upstaged a freaking movie premiere? We rest our case.

Sharon Stone's turning the big 6-0, but don't get hung up on numbers -- she sure didn't during a South Beach PDA sesh with her, apparently, much younger bf.

Sharon's down in Miami for her birthday, which is Saturday, but she pregamed Friday afternoon in the arms of the shirtless mystery dude.

No word on who he is, but she's been hanging out with him since, at least, January. Based on the kissing and caressing going down on the beach ... they're VERY cozy with each other.

Ya gotta love it -- at 60, she's still trusting her basic instinct.

Justin Bieber wants you to know 3 things: 1. His faith in God is stronger than ever ... 2. He's running out of tattoo real estate ... and 3. He can strike a pretty heavenly pose. Shout out to Jesus!

Bieber hit the beach in SoCal to stand with arms outstretched and eyes closed in what appears to be the golden hour ... getting perfect lighting on his heavily-inked bod. At last count he's hovering around 60 tats.

Of course, we know Justin had a "spiritual awakening" last year when he ended his tour early, and he's now a regular at Hillsong Church services. He certainly appears to be giving the big guy upstairs a good look at his body art.

Or maybe he's just air-drying?

Aly Raisman is steppin' up for causes that hit close to home on women's day -- and she's lookin' damn good doin' it.

The Team USA star -- who took Larry Nassar to task at his sexual assault trial -- just debuted a "survivor" swimsuit by Aerie ... a women's clothing brand dedicated to body positivity.

But Aly says the super-scoop 1-piece was designed with an even greater purpose in mind -- to raise awareness for all the kids victimized by sexual abuse ... just like her and the hundreds of gymnasts who Nassar targeted.

100% of the cash spent on the suits is going to Darkness to Light ... an organization "empowering adults to prevent, recognize and react responsibly to child's sexual abuse."

FYI, Raisman sued the U.S. Olympic Committee last week over the "serial molestation, sexual abuse and harassment" she suffered at the hands of Nassar ... and she's been actively campaigning to make sure an atrocity like the Nassar scandal never happens again.

Respect.

The thirst is real for Blac Chyna ... luckily she had a big bottle of water handy to quench it during a very curvaceous Malibu photo shoot.

BC hit the beach last weekend in a tiny fringed bikini with her long hair blowing in the wind ... not that you were paying attention to that.

It's been a wild couple of weeks for Chyna -- date nights with a much younger guy, one sex tape leaked followed by another way more graphic one ... which turned out not to be her.

Emily Ratajowski is a heartbreaker, crushing the hopes and dreams of countless men and women by flashing ... her wedding ring.

The 26-year-old just got hitched to Sebastian Bear-McClard. Sebastian's clearly not the jealous type, because Em posted this pic for all to see.

The marriage was a big surprise ... they tied the knot last week nat a courthouse in New York City. Only a few friends were on hand to bare witness. It's unclear how long they were dating.

Oh, he likes rings, too.

Kylie Jenner's snap back game is strong, and she's flaunting it by revealing her body for the first time since giving birth.

Stormi was born Feb 1, so exactly one month later mama Kylie posted a very brief video showing off her butt and mid-section, and there's no remnants whatsoever of the baby bump. You can tell 20-year-old KJ's feeling pretty good about her progress ... she included the caption, "1 monthhhhhhhhh."

She also had a more traditional way of celebrating Stormi's first 28 days of life ... posting her first mother-daughter pic, which shows a glimpse of baby girl's face.

This is really the first sign of old Kylie we've seen since before she got pregnant. You'll recall, she totally went into hiding once she was with child. She stopped posting new selfie photos and videos ... and rarely went out in public.

Interestingly, she posted the video on her Snapchat account. Perhaps a make good for potentially tanking the company's stock last week -- to the tune of $1.3 billion -- when she announced she wasn't using the app as much anymore.

Sports Illustrated is going to bat for Ashley Graham after Toccara Jones called her twerking abilities subpar -- and this new video of her booty-shaking in the sand ... is the perfect re-butt-al..

SI posted the new clip on Wednesday ... showing more of Ashley's on location twerk-off with a photo shoot crew member. Interestingly, the video dropped AFTER Toccara, the "Queen of Thickness," called out AG's twerk skills.

She straight-up laughed, telling us Ashley was lacking some major pop.

In Toccara's defense ... she was looking at a different SI vid (below), where Ashley was shot from afar.

We have no clue if the new angle would sway Toccara's vote, but we'll say this -- Ashley's got plenty of swaying going on back there. Plenty.

Brace yourself, Ashley Graham ... this might hurt a little. Her pal, Toccara Jones went full LMFAO after watching Ashley attempt to twerk during her S.I. Swimsuit photo shoot.

We got the self-proclaimed "Queen of Thickness" Tuesday at LAX, and asked her to evaluate Ashley's ass-shaking skills -- which AG herself touted on camera in the video posted by Sports Illustrated.

Let's just say, Toccara's review was straight-up cold-blooded.

Toccara did see some booty action in the clip that impressed her, but it was another chick on the set who caught her eye!

The upside -- TJ didn't criticize without compassion. In fact, she had some advice on how Ash can get more pop outta that thang.

Watch carefully, Ashley ... and also if you're not Ashley.

Liev Schreiber is diving in deep with his new gf -- taking a sporty and sexy vacay down in Costa Rica.

Taylor Neisen, an ex-Miss South Dakota, was rocking a small blue bikini while she and Liev played frisbee and jumped around in the surf. The couple's been seen together since last fall ... when they were spotted out in NYC. Good move heading South for the winter.

The "Ray Donovan" star and Naomi Watts broke up in 2016, but they've successfully continued co-parenting their 2 sons -- who are on the trip with Dad and 26-year-old Taylor.

Spurs baller Dejounte Murray was the real winner of All-Star weekend -- ditching his NBA bros for his INSANELY HOT IG model GF ... and bae-cationing in Maui.

Yeah ... good call.

For those unacquainted, that's 21-year-old Jilly Anais -- the apple of Dejounte's eye for the past year and change.

Murray and Anais were all over each other at the Four Seasons' Wailea beach -- makin' out and ass cuppin,' splashin' around in the water ... basically doing the kinda stuff you'd expect from a man with the baddest chick on the island.

Seems like things are getting serious, too. Jilly captioned one of the pics, "Falling head over heels for you is easy" (shout-out to Chris Brown).

Lock it down, young man. Lock it down.

The Sports Illustrated swimsuit models came out in droves for the issue's launch party in NYC Wednesday night, and although most were covered up more than usual, they all looked smokin' hot.

Kate Upton, Ashley Graham, Olivia Culpo, Barbara Palvin, Hailey Clauson, Danielle Herrington and Alexis Ren all posed for pics outside the Big Apple's Moxy Hotel where the event was held. Not exactly the beach, but who cares!

Olympic gymnast Aly Raisman and Christie Brinkley's daughter Sailor Brinkley Cook were there, too. The two are part of the issue's "In Her Words" spread where they posed nude with inspiring words tatted all over them.

Blac Chyna doesn't need any Valentine's Day gifts ... she's got plenty, and she put them ALL on display at the beach.

BC hit the sand for a photo shoot in Malibu this week, and it was V-Day themed ... packed with balloons and a very revealing thong bikini. It's close, but we think there's more booty than balloons here.

Chyna might not be on the best of terms with the Kardashians, but she's definitely on their level in the cakes department.

Susan Lucci's still making daytime look hot ... she's just doing it on the beach in Barbados now, instead of TV.

The "All My Children" legend was lounging in a red one-piece that proves she's still ready to play soap opera sex kitten Erica Kane ... someone just say the word.

Susan's having a Valentine's getaway with her husband, Helmut Huber ... who she's been with for 48 years! (Suck it, Erica with your 11 marriages).