Hot Bodies

Here's Olivia Culpo fully nude for the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition -- begging one very important question:

HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE DANNY AMENDOLA RIGHT NOW!?

The former Miss Universe (2012) was a finalist for S.I.'s "Rookie of the Year" -- and despite these insane photos, she somehow didn't win.

Culpo's pics were part of a shoot called "In Her Own Words" where models like Hunter McGrady, Sailor Brinkley Cook (Christie Brinkley's daughter) and Paulina Porizkova wrote meaningful words on their body.

SI says the shoot is "a platform that allows the voice, the strength and the passion of these women to be expressed in the rawest form…on the naked body."

Mission accomplished.

The Swimsuit -- er, lack thereof -- issue hit shelves today ... and it's full of insanely gorgeous women who will end up dating Patriots players because that's how life works.

Seriously though ... good for you, Danny.

Some people forget to take out the trash or call their mothers, but Kim Kardashian's one of those people who forgets to share a half naked selfie.

Kim's back to covering her nipples and did it with the help of an itsy bitsy black bikini. Her hair's shorter too, for those who notice.

She captioned the selfie, "Forgot to post this last night," and we'll give her a pass since she's juggling a lot these days after welcoming daughter Chicago via surrogate only a couple weeks back.

Chrissy Teigen is on a commercial shoot ... but from the looks of it, her dress is doing all the work.

Chrissy, John Legend and daughter Luna all showed up Monday for the shoot, which apparently requires Mom to show off some MAJOR cleavage.

She's about 5 months along with her second pregnancy, but she's clearly not slowing down a bit. In fact, she's still rocking some super-high heels.

While Chrissy's dress struggled to contain her ample assets -- John's super colorful tracksuit was fighting to get a little shine. Almost didn't see him there, right? It's okay, John ... hard to compete with the miracle of life.

Claudia Jordan briefcase modeling days are well behind her, but she still looks like a million bucks in a bikini.

The former "Deal or No Deal" star hit the beach Monday in Miami, where she flaunted a pink bikini from all angles ... front, side and back.

Here's the thing -- we know Father Time's undefeated, but 44-year-old Claudia's got the ol' bastard on the ropes. She's got a bunch of upcoming acting gigs, but 1997's Miss USA Rhode Island can clearly jump back into modeling whenever she wants.

Farrah Abraham isn't going away anytime soon ... some are sorry to say.

Here she is, modeling her brand new lingerie collection with a Valentine theme.

She did the semi-raunchy photo shoot recently and is rolling it out for the big day. It sure seems she's trying to compete with the big dog -- Victoria's Secret.

Farrah started the line last November. She has had a sex toy line, if you're interested.

Heidi Klum likes to watch ... models get wet on Hollywood Boulevard. It's her job, after all.

Heidi spent part of her Friday rolling through the heart of Hollywood while watching a bikini-clad model take a shower ... on the back of a flatbed truck. Just another day in La La Land, right?

The scene was being shot for "Germany's Next Topmodel," which Heidi judges and also executive produces. She taped something similar last year when she had models posing on a bed in the same area.

Based on her nonchalant reaction to the good, clean, wet fun ... we'd guess she's producing and not judging. Yet..

Lupita Nyong'o is definitely runway material ... and there's no question about it.

The "Black Panther" star looked S-T-U-N-N-I-N-G Thursday strutting what her mama gave her on the way to "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" in Hollywood. Lupita rocked the hell outta patent leather pants, leather top AND leather trench coat ... aka serious superhero swagger.

Kim Kardashian got a major makeover ... as in, she's now Paris Hilton. Or Paris is her ... it's confusing. But very hot.

P played Kim K dress up -- rocking a classic Kim outfit while sucking on a lollipop (also a Kim classic) -- for Kanye West's Yeezy Season 6 campaign.

She wasn't alone ... Kanye also enlisted a ton of hot models -- Abigail Ratchford, Amina Blue, Bad Girls Club twins Shannon and Shannade Clermont and porn's own Lela Star -- to kopy Kim. Some even went fully nude.

Amber Rose's Chick-fil-A craving got her out and about Monday in Bev Hills after she underwent an intense breast reduction surgery a little over week ago.

Amber went from a size H to a size D cup. She said she went through with the surgery because she wanted more freedom and to be able to wear spaghetti straps again, something she hasn't done since she was 10.

She spent about a week recovering at a wellness center and the difference is already obvious, even with Amber wearing a baggy tee.

The only thing coming between Kim Kardashian and her fur coat is ... absolutely nothing.

Kim fully exposed her right breast while posing in the fur, partially anyway. She applied the blur, don't blame us. Not sure what her endgame is here -- she didn't caption the pic -- but it might have something to do with her hair.

She debuted her Bo Derek-esque braids over the weekend, and got some flak for cultural appropriation. If you're Kim, and you wanna distract people ... this is a great way to do it.

What braids?? Boobs!!

January's not even over, but Miley Cyrus is showing off her best summer beach bod already.

Miley was spotted on the beach in Byron Bay, Australia earlier this month ... showcasing her fit physique in a tiny -- and incredibly cheeky -- red bikini.

Miley's no longer Down Under because she's back in the States for the "60th Annual Grammy Awards" ... which she'll be attending in NYC Sunday night.

As we reported ... her fiance, Liam Hemsworth, was seen wearing what looks like a wedding ring in Malibu Friday, but there are no reports the 2 were married.

Fans of the adult entertainment biz got an eyeful of hundreds of today's hottest stars up close and personal ... and the fun's still going on at the naughty convention.

Porn actresses packed the 2018 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas Friday to meet and greet their adoring fans, snap pics and sign autographs. The industry convention kicked off Wednesday and ends today.

Stars like Bailey Brooke, Joanna Angel, Gina Valentina, Honey Gold, Nikki Benz and many more repped their porn brands and websites ... Brazzers, Reality Kings, Digital Playground and Vixen among them.

Stormy Daniels has become the embodiment of good ol' fashioned capitalism ... appearing Friday night at a Vegas strip club and reveling in her newly-found fame.

Stormy, who reportedly scored $130k in hush money to keep quiet over an alleged tryst she had with Donald Trump in 2006, wowed the crowd at Little Darlings Strip Club. She briefly flashed patrons, but basically showed up on stage as a newly-minted national celeb.

She's in town for the 'AVN Awards Show' which goes down tonight. We're guessing she'll be the star of the evening.

Sean McVay had a GREAT first season with the Rams.

He's having an even better off-season.

The 32-year-old wonder coach flew to Hawaii for a little R&R with his insanely smokin' hot girlfriend Veronika Khomyn ... and the vacation photos are excellent.

Seems the two are just blowing off some steam in Maui after a long NFL season -- and it's well deserved. McVay led the Rams to an 11-5 record, 1st in the NFC West.

As for Veronika ... she's 28, she's from Ukraine and she met McVay when he was just a lowly tight end coach for the Washington Redskins back in the day.

Good move ... on both their parts!

Meet Paula Oliveira ... the first transgender trying to win Miss BumBum 2018.

Paula -- who was born Vinicius Oliveira before her sex reassignment surgery 6 years ago -- says she waited 2 years for her paperwork as Paula to finally come through. She's 27 and taking a pretty damn bold stand given Brazil's known for being prejudice against gay and transgender people.

Jen Selter brings out the thirst in all of us -- which is fitting ... 'cause it looks like she's a little thirsty herself.

The famous fitness model was seen poolside in Miami drinking from what appears to be some sort of fancy drink from a giant wine glass -- with lots of straws to suck from.