Hot Bodies

Dennis Quaid's not letting age slow him down ... instead, he's hitting a Hawaiian beach with his much younger gf, packing on the PDA, and showing off his ripped 63-year-old bod.

Dennis and model Santa Auzina had nothing but a good time Wednesday on the sand in Kauai -- hugging, kissing in the sand, and hanging with friends.

After a quick makeout sesh ... the couple hit the water for something called SUPsquatching -- which is basically paddleboarding, but with a group of people together on a huge board.

These two love to live life on the edge.

The real Victoria's Secret was exposed in Miami, which is that lingerie works just as well as a bikini on the beach ... maybe better.

VS models Lais Ribeiro and Cindy Bruna were doing a beach photo shoot Wednesday, and passed on the traditional swimwear ... going simply bras and panties instead.

We're sure they didn't get a single complaint from the locals. Besides, a two piece is a two piece, right?

Josephine Skriver found herself at the beach without a standard sexy-as-hell swimsuit, so instead ... she went with the pretty-in-pink lingerie look.

The Victoria's Secret Angel rocked the racy lingerie during a photo shoot near the beach in Miami Wednesday ... and she certainly stood out on some sort of stone slab.

Kim Kardashian's body is snapping back in record time! Ditto for her sense of humor.

Hours after announcing she and Kanye West had a new baby girl -- via surrogate -- Kim posted this ridiculously hot shot of herself with "#momofthree."

Based on her tongue-in-cheek post, we'd say the new mom is in a great mood.

Still no announcement on a name of the new addition to the fam -- but they had a sweet celebration Tuesday, courtesy of a cake delivery from Grandma Kris.

Coco better check with models Melyssa Ford and Esther Baxter among others who TRULY created the big butt movement ... so says former 'Flavor of Love' star Deelishis, who btw counts herself among the booty trailblazers.

You'll recall Coco posted a photo with a long-ass caption ... bragging how 21 years ago she embraced her ass and curves during a time when they were considered fat in the modeling world.

Coco also said she paved the way for thick girls well before the plastic surgery craze. Deelishis says Coco's talking outta her ass because Melyssa (The Game name-dropped her in "Wouldn't Get Far") and Esther (appeared in Kanye, Nelly and Ludacris videos) are the real booty queens.

Deelishis makes no bones about it -- just another white chick trying to steal the thunder.

In a race against a horse, who'd win -- the horse or Chris Pratt?

If you guessed the horse and not the guy who plays Star-Lord in "Guardians of the Galaxy," then you're probably right -- but that didn't stop Pratt from sizing up a horse while filming an extensive workout scene Sunday in LA.

Kate Upton's still bringing the heat ... mid-winter.

Of course, she's famous for her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoots, but instead ... Kate slipped into lingerie for a shoot this weekend with Yamamay. She posted a bunch of behind the scenes shots -- God bless her -- from her day at the office.

Kate rocked several different pieces -- white, black, blue -- and captioned her pics, "#confidentbeauty."

Ummm, we didn't realize there was any other kind of beauty for Kate Upton ... but okay.

Zayn Malik's now under the watchful eyes of Gigi Hadid ... if that new ink's really her eyes tattooed on his chest.

The former 1D singer celebrated his 25th birthday over the weekend and Gigi posted this video of her BF ... shirtless and bustin' a move. But a closer inspection of his chest (not that we needed an excuse) shows off the new eyes tattoo that looks eerily similar to Gigi's.

Look at 'em side-by-side ... the resemblance is uncanny. Eye think we've got a winner.

Coco's setting the record straight -- she started the butt movement -- no ifs, ands or butts about it. Ya heard, Kim K and Nicki Minaj?

Coco took to Instagram and posted this classic calendar shot of her and boasted how 21 years ago, she shed light on the modeling industry by proudly flaunting her booty during a time "it was considered to be fat in the modeling world."

She said she paved the way for thick girls during the Kate Moss days and well before the plastic surgery craze. Shots fired? Coco also gave shout-outs to J Lo and Anna Nicole Smith for seeing the vision.

Bow down, bitches.

Kendall Jenner got caught out in the rain with no clothes on ... but at least she had a see-through raincoat handy to cover up.

Jenner went completely nude -- sort of -- for a wet and wild photo shoot with Harper's Bazaar ... she's their cover girl for the February 2018 Spring Fashion Preview issue.

Kendall seems to be channeling her inner Jennifer Beals from "Flashdance" here, but substitutes a leotard with a clear Chanel raincoat and boots.

Still makes quite a splash.

Conor McGregor just had his most epic face-off to date -- a shirtless staredown with Sir Richard Branson!!

For real.

It all went down at the Pendulum Summit for business leaders in Dublin, Ireland ... where Conor was presented with a lifetime achievement award for his BIG money moves.

Branson joined McGregor onstage -- and after some back-and-forth, convinced the UFC mega-star to bro out.

Not to be outdone, Rich ripped off his top too ... and we gotta say, dude looks pretty frickin' jacked for a 67-year-old gazillionaire.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looked absolutely incredible during a bikini photo shoot in the Bahamas this week ... this just six months after popping out a baby boy in June.

Goes to show, Jason Statham has a lot to be proud of after Rosie, his longtime girlfriend, gave birth to their first kid last summer ... count her post-birth bod as part of that.

This is the first bikini shoot the former Victoria's Secret Angel has done since giving birth, and it certainly looks like she's been putting in work since then.

Kim Kardashian looks like a hot milf chugging milk while promoting meal replacement shakes -- which she is -- but she's getting more attention for the whole barefoot in a dirty kitchen thing.

Kim posted the snapshot of herself in what appears to be a commercial kitchen, and her followers were quick to point out the floors need a good bleaching. The comments ranged from ruthless to trivial -- one person commented commercial kitchens have bigger stoves.

Apparently, it's come to that -- fans are so accustomed to seeing Kim's smoking hot body, they'd rather focus on appliances. Go figure.

Nicole Murphy is a sight to behold ... a woman whose defiance against looking old is one for the ages.

We got Nicole and her mom in Bev Hills Friday night, celebrating her 50th birthday -- yes, 50 -- at Mastro's Steakhouse.

Even if you don't have sound, watch the video. She looks incredible.

Of course we asked Eddie Murphy's baby mama about a possible "Coming to America" sequel. Maybe she's just playing her cards close to her vest.

Either way ... who care's, she got to celebrate with Drake. Happy birthday!

UK Celebrity Big Brother fans got an eyeful of famed drag queen Courtney Act Friday night on live TV ... as her skirt suddenly tore away during her big entrance.

The show's debut -- always a huge event on English TV -- was airing on BBC when Court strolled down a grand staircase, and then shockingly lost it all. With no underwear for safety, the broadcast cut away to a super-wide overhead camera angle ... while Courtney scrambled for the skirt.

Courtney, whose real name is Shane Jenek, picked up, carried on and entered the BB house ... and is now quarantined.

Kim Kardashian's Friday morning got off to a racy start ... not that we're complaining.

Kim posted this topless photo with her ass nearly all out in all its glory. She captioned the photo, "Rise & Grind." If you needed a little motivation to kick-start the weekend, here it is. Our guess is it'll wanna keep you tucked in bed.

Not sure what's up with the glow in the pic (ceiling mirror?) or how those sheets stay so crisp so early in the morning ... or why we're still typing for that matter.