Hot Bodies

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looked absolutely incredible during a bikini photo shoot in the Bahamas this week ... this just six months after popping out a baby boy in June.

Goes to show, Jason Statham has a lot to be proud of after Rosie, his longtime girlfriend, gave birth to their first kid last summer ... count her post-birth bod as part of that.

This is the first bikini shoot the former Victoria's Secret Angel has done since giving birth, and it certainly looks like she's been putting in work since then.

Kim Kardashian looks like a hot milf chugging milk while promoting meal replacement shakes -- which she is -- but she's getting more attention for the whole barefoot in a dirty kitchen thing.

Kim posted the snapshot of herself in what appears to be a commercial kitchen, and her followers were quick to point out the floors need a good bleaching. The comments ranged from ruthless to trivial -- one person commented commercial kitchens have bigger stoves.

Apparently, it's come to that -- fans are so accustomed to seeing Kim's smoking hot body, they'd rather focus on appliances. Go figure.

Nicole Murphy is a sight to behold ... a woman whose defiance against looking old is one for the ages.

We got Nicole and her mom in Bev Hills Friday night, celebrating her 50th birthday -- yes, 50 -- at Mastro's Steakhouse.

Even if you don't have sound, watch the video. She looks incredible.

Of course we asked Eddie Murphy's baby mama about a possible "Coming to America" sequel. Maybe she's just playing her cards close to her vest.

Either way ... who care's, she got to celebrate with Drake. Happy birthday!

UK Celebrity Big Brother fans got an eyeful of famed drag queen Courtney Act Friday night on live TV ... as her skirt suddenly tore away during her big entrance.

The show's debut -- always a huge event on English TV -- was airing on BBC when Court strolled down a grand staircase, and then shockingly lost it all. With no underwear for safety, the broadcast cut away to a super-wide overhead camera angle ... while Courtney scrambled for the skirt.

Courtney, whose real name is Shane Jenek, picked up, carried on and entered the BB house ... and is now quarantined.

Kim Kardashian's Friday morning got off to a racy start ... not that we're complaining.

Kim posted this topless photo with her ass nearly all out in all its glory. She captioned the photo, "Rise & Grind." If you needed a little motivation to kick-start the weekend, here it is. Our guess is it'll wanna keep you tucked in bed.

Not sure what's up with the glow in the pic (ceiling mirror?) or how those sheets stay so crisp so early in the morning ... or why we're still typing for that matter.

Britney Spears is taking a load off in Hawaii after ending her residency in Las Vegas -- and we are so thankful for the break ... and the view.

Brit was spotted rockin' a yellow bikini on a Hawaiian beach Wednesday -- just a few days after she performed her last residency show in Vegas for New Year's Eve.

She went out with a bang then, and it looks like she's still banging now. Britney's toned figure was on full display ... and, Lordy, does she look good.

We think Ciara has a new fave photog to work with -- her husband Russell Wilson, and even if you hate the Seahawks ... ya gotta give him props for this.

Ciara posted a bunch of scantily clad shots of herself, and proudly announced her hubby was behind the lens. Not sure if Russell has any background in photography, but looks like he could have a future in it.

If you're a 'Hawks fan bummed they didn't make the playoffs ... check out Dangeruss' handiwork.

Diddy's girlfriend needed a little sun before a little bubbly for New Year's -- and she definitely got it ... on all sides.

Paps got Cassie hitting the beach in Miami hours before her guy threw a blowout of a NYE party at their house -- where Diddy ended up helping a drunk woman who'd passed out.

Dylan Penn looked like a chip off the old block in Hawaii ... flaunting her best traits from both mom and dad.

Sean Penn's model daughter was seen taking a stroll along the waves in Oahu -- where her pops is a part-time resident -- and even with earbuds in and shades on ... she was smokin' in the water.

Sean was nearby, apparently going for more of the beach bum vibe ... chilling out on the sand, and looking deep in thought. We're told he kept his distance as Dylan jammed out, and eventually went back into his house.

No sign of mama bear, Robin Wright, here -- but she and Sean have gotta be proud of their kid for channeling the family's good looks when it counts.

Mark Wahlberg's looking absolutely shredded these days ... so there's clearly no reason for him to ever put a shirt back on, right?

The 46-year-old actor was spotted with his model wife Rhea Durham Thursday on a beach in Barbados ... showing off all of his muscles and his washboard abs.

Here's hoping Elsa Hosk starts a new kettlebell trend ... with her workout attire.

The Victoria's Secret Angel suited up in a lace leotard for day 28 of LOVE Magazine's Advent calendar. Her form was on point ... and her kettlebell workout wasn't too shabby either. Elsa strapped and chalked it up for some Russian swings, single-arm rows and goblet squats. It's all fantASStic.

Ryan Phillippe's freak accident is definitely behind him ... can't say the same about his freak of a bod, thankfully.

Ryan posed for this shirtless pic while on a holiday vacay, where apparently winter attire's optional ... because no one ever said washboard abs are strictly a summer show. That beanie, though ... way to protect the blonde locks.

Great to see Ryan fully back on his feet ... months after a UTV crushed his right leg after trying to steer the thing to safety.

Here are the perfect images for the day after you stuffed your face ... two completely perfect human beings flaunting their ridiculous bodies on the beach.

The specimens are SI swimsuit model (and Rookie) Chase Carter and her Olympic Gold Medal BF, Conor Dwyer, who scorched the sand in Miami over the Christmas holidays.

These two have been dating for a while, and definitely aren't shy about letting the world know, sharing some PDA on the beach between playing Frisbee, swimming, and not eating any carbs.

We're not jealous, we're just extremely upset we're not either of them.

Tallulah Willis has a holiday message for anyone who used to call her ugly as a kid ... drink it all in for Xmas.

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's youngest daughter posted a bikini hot shot on Christmas Eve alongside her 2 sisters, Rumer and Scout -- who were also bikini-clad -- as they all took a dip in what looks like a river surrounded by snow.

Tallulah captioned the photo ... "dedicated to everyone who called me ugly at 13."

The youngest Willis kid has made it known she used to be bullied about her looks growing up. She told Katie Couric in 2014 ... "I had people when I was 13 telling me how ugly I was, and how could two beautiful actors create such hideous troll children?"

The desert is usually hot, but Ashley Graham made it extra hot modeling a bunch of bikinis in the sand in Morocco.

Graham shared several behind-the-scenes pics from her photo shoot Thursday in Taghazout. How behind? There's even a photo of her inside her makeshift changing room with nothing on.

Taylor Swift's hanging with Future -- and we do mean hanging -- for a music video shoot where she's putting her best ... forward in a BIG way.

How do we say this? Taylor's boobs look huge. There, said it.

She and Future kicked it on a luxury superyacht Tuesday night in Miami to shoot her "End Game" video. The bouncing on set doesn't lie ... T-Swift's sporting a very enhanced look.

We're told she was wearing not one, but TWO tops with push-up technology. Whatever it is, it's working.

The song -- which is #14 on the pop charts right now -- also features Ed Sheeran, though he wasn't there for the shoot.