Hot Bodies

Photos of Meghan Markle striking some sexy poses raise one very important question -- what the hell took Prince Harry so long to propose???

Megs posed for the photo shoot back in 2013 for a Canadian magazine called Sharp. She was already starring in "Suits" by that time, but thank God the photographer did not take a literal approach to the theme of this shoot.

Ya gotta admit, it's kinda interesting to see someone who's about to be a member of the prim and proper British royal family posing like this. And, seeing as how Harry met Meghan in the summer of 2016 ... he probably would've seen these if he did some Internet research.

So, again we ask ... what took ya so long, Harry?

This seems to run in the fam. You'll recall -- and if you don't we're about to remind you -- Kate Middleton was walking in a fashion show when Prince William first laid eyes on her.

Well played, Princes.

Kim Kardashian's rolling out a new line of face makeup, and the tag line for her promotional shot should read ... IT'S UP HERE, FOLKS!!!

The product's called Ultralight Beams (shout out to Kanye) -- it's a line of highlighters, glitters & glosses to make your face all pretty and stuff. Presumably Kim's rocking the stuff in this shot, but uhhh ... yeah, she's fully naked.

Yes, her face looks amazing, but this ain't the best way to get people to focus on ...

What were we talking about again?

Kenya Moore's a kid at heart ... especially when she's trying to have a kid.

The 'Real Housewives of Atlanta' star and her husband, Marc Daly, hit the beach in Barbados for some fun in the sun on the Caribbean island. Not sure what looks bluer ... Marc's outfit or the water.

As we reported ... Kenya and Marc are there trying to get pregnant with help from the world-renowned Barbados Fertility Centre.

Kenya looked stunning in her bikini ... not that you need another view, but damn. Look.

Wiz Khalifa's two favorite indulgences merged during a night out -- a joint and a smoke show GF.

The rapper hit up Poppy Monday night in WeHo with his crew but it's his main squeeze who stole the show. They held hands on the way in ... and if there was any doubt Wiz is quite the romantic, check out the hand switch on the walk in. Never wants to let go, it seems.

Can't blame Wiz for staying mum ... his girl's walkin' is doin' all the talkin'.

As for who she is ... L.A.-based model Izabela Guedes, who not only has been plastered all over Wiz's Instagram lately, but is also the cover model for Wiz's new mixtape.

Easy to see why ...

Madonna more than dropped trou in front of a camera when she was 18 years old ... she went au naturel, and TMZ has the photos that are about to hit the auction block.

Gotta Have Rock and Roll -- the same guys that had Tupac's confession letter to M -- will auction off a bunch of Madge's earliest known original nude pics with original negatives and copyrights. To be exact ... 108 images and each with an opening bid between $800 and $1,200.

The pics show Madonna at the Art World Institute of Creative Arts where photographer Cecil I. Taylor got behind the lens. Madonna met the photographer when she lived in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

There's also young M's signature -- along with Cecil's -- on the model release form she signed on May 19, 1977. It's also up for bid, and it all goes down Wednesday.

Madonna has fought tooth and nail to keep other items off the auction block, including her underwear and a letter to Tupac.

It may be November ... but it's 74 degrees in Honolulu -- so Alexis Ren decided to put on her tiniest bikini and hit the beach.

The "Queen of Instagram" (she's got more than 11 MILLION followers) was climbing all over some volcanic rocks ... and still managed to be the hottest thing on the island.

By the way, Ren is a 2018 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition rookie ... and judging by the behind the scenes footage from her debut S.I. shoot -- she's gonna have a future in this biz.

Football seems to be the last thing on Johnny Manziel's mind -- he's chillaxing in Hawaii with his insanely hot fiancee Bre Tiesi ... and appears to be lovin' life.

Just 3 months after a workout with a team in the Canadian Football League, the 24-year-old QB surfaced in Maui ... soaking in the sun after a friend's wedding.

Manziel has previously said he's determined to play football again -- and even though he doesn't look NFL ready at the moment, we know he's been training.

By the way, last time we spoke with Johnny he told us he's sober and focused on playing again ... and credited Bre with being a tremendously positive influence in his life.

She's also really, really good lookin'. Enjoy the pics.

Jose Canseco is sick and tired of bad calls screwing up the game he loves ... and says the time is now for MLB to kick its umpires to the curb.

Canseco tells TMZ Sports he's a HUGE fan of instant replay-- loves it -- and he's all for expanding on it.

But the MLB legend ain't stoppin' there -- telling us the technology exists to dump umps completely.

"They should have the robotic strike zone ... the human factor should be taken out," Jose told us at his smokin' hot daughter Josie's 21st bday bash at Poppy in West Hollywood.

"Keep the umps as far as possible away from the game. That way it can't be corrupt."

Great ... now here are some photos of Josie -- Jose's finest career accomplishment.

Sources connected to Wanya tell us he isn't the one who invited O.J. to the shoot -- instead it was a friend of his, who also owns the home where it all went down.

We're told Wanya was at the shoot, briefly, but didn't interact with Simpson.

Forget O.J. Simpson's Heisman pose ... LOOK AT THIS!!!

The Juice was smack in the middle of a double dose of insanely hot chicks Wednesday in Las Vegas. The women were there for a commercial shoot ... the one on the right is Laura Saucedo, and she was so thrilled with the O.J. run-in, she posted pics and video.

We're told the crib used for the commercial is owned by Boyz II Men member Wanya Morris, who invited O.J. over for the day to hang. As for the commercial ... it was for a laser hair removal company -- L.A. Laser Hair Removal LV -- owned by Morris' longtime friend.

Simpson was NOT officially a part of the commercial, but he did get in a couple shots ... unclear if he'll make the final cut.

He's never met a camera he didn't love, though.

David Beckham's beach bod is unlike any dad bod you've ever seen ... you're welcome.

The 42-year-old -- cool dad status in full effect -- hit up Malibu Sunday with a bunch of his kids to cool off after a blistering weekend in Los Angeles. A little boogie boarding did the trick to cool the brood in the ocean.

Perhaps the only disturbing thing we see in this family outing -- using a beach volleyball as a futbol.

Justin Bieber's got some new ink ... okay A LOT of new ink.

JB posted a vid of himself walking around his home Saturday morning -- shirtless, of course -- showing off a shocking amount of tattoos on his torso. Seriously, his entire upper body is now almost completely covered in tats.

It looks like the fresh art on Bieber's midsection has a religious theme -- including archways and angels -- which would be in line with his new look on life.

As you can see ... last time we saw the Biebs without his shirt on, he was not nearly as blasted.

There's no grey area when it come to Jennifer Lopez's best asset, which was on full display Friday in NYC ... in yoga pants.

J.Lo still had a glow to her leaving her SoHo gym, but you'd never notice it if her butt caught your eye first.

So what does J.Lo's workout include? If it ain't downward dog, we're guessing it's a ton of squats because that booty is only getting better with age.

Jennifer Lopez is going all out to help raise money for recent hurricane and earthquake victims ... by shaking her booty for a whopping 13 seconds (we counted)!!!

J Lo just kicked off "SOMOS LIVE!" -- a benefit concert airing on VH1 to aid those affected by the hurricanes in Puerto Rico, the Caribbean and South Florida, as well as the earthquakes in Mexico -- and she kicked it off with a bang.

Lopez also took an apparent shot at Trump over his treatment of Puerto Rico, by saying ... "There are some messes you can't clean up with paper towels."

Live performances in L.A. by J Lo, Mary J. Blige, Jamie Foxx and others, and in Miami by Marc Anthony, DJ Khaled and more are being broadcast while celebs like Kim Kardashian, Debra Messing and Ted Danson work the phone for donations.

Earlier in the night, Bruno Mars wowed the crowd by singing -- beautifully, of course -- in Spanish

Beyonce gave birth to twins Rumi and Sir only four months ago but you can't tell ... from any angle.

Bey's been sharing pics of her post-twins bod on Instagram, ever since the kiddos were born, but this latest batch of her in a corset is the first time she's shown off her midriff ... a good midriff we might add.

She's definitely lost her pregnancy lbs, but got to hand it to Bey ... she's still keepin' that booty poppin' ... almost too poppin'.

Hail to the queen.

Here's Jean-Claude Van Damme and UFC ring announcer Bruce Buffer proving 60 is really the new 30 -- lookin' absolutely JACKED at a workout sesh.

The pic comes to us courtesy of Buffer ... who says he was droppin' sweat with his old buddy JCVD at a Gold's Gym.

Pretty crazy -- Buff actually looks BIGGER than Jean-Claude ... though the movie star gets props for his ripped-up arm. Bottom line -- both are in insanely good shape.

Probably helps that JCVD's still kickin' ass in "Kickboxer" reboots ... almost 3 decades after the original!