Hot Bodies

Shemar Moore engaged in some all-American guy fun -- flashing his sexy, rippling muscles on South Beach ... just long enough to get CRUSHED into the sand by another dude.

The "Criminal Minds" star kicked off his holiday early -- chilling with his cousin, who is such a MASSIVE slab o' man ... he tossed 6'1" Shemar around like a rag doll. A stupidly chiseled rag doll, but still ...

Miley Cyrus has bagged herself a Victoria's Secret model ... and during a break from filming a new music video Tuesday night in Los Angeles ... they locked up in a heavy make-out session.

The girl's Stella Maxwell, and she and Miley have been hanging out quite a bit lately. Miley posted a photo with Stella a few weeks back and captioned it,

The photo and video were shot Tuesday night in a parking lot in Hollywood. They both saw the cameras and clearly kissed to make a point, and it did not seem like a typical Miley gag.

We had to blur the video because Miley's hand goes south with Stella's help.

Miley has said recently she's bisexual.

The entire world is watching -- gawking at, really -- the weather in Mexico ... thanks to Yanet Garcia! If the U.S. started the sexy meteorologist trend, our friends down South perfected it with Yanet.

Seriously, you've NEVER seen weather delivered like this. Talk about extended forecasts!

Kim Kardashian touched down in New York City flaunting the must-have maternity accessory of the season -- all seasons, really -- enormous boobs.

Although she doesn't typically sport the same style twice, we've seen this look on Kim before -- in 2013, when she was pregnant with North.

Kim is apparently going through morning sickness, tweeting Tuesday morning, "Wait wait wait I thought this nausea thing was supposed to be gone by now!!!! UGHHHHHH"

KK isn't due until some time in December. As a famous fisherman once said, "We're gonna need a bigger bra."

Mariah Carey's new BF got an eyeful of the goods when she put her girls on display for a super soaked adventure -- oh, and her kids were there too.

MC and James Packer got off his sick yacht long enough to do some jet skiing off the coast of Capri, Italy. The wetsuit never stood a chance against her cleavage though.

Four-year-old twins, Moroccan and Monroe were along for the ride too.

Kate Hudson hitting a topless beach in Greece with her GFs sounds like the start of a beautiful thing -- and could have been ... if Kate understood how peer pressure's supposed to work.

Kate chose to keep her bikini top on, while her pals frolicked. It's unclear why she didn't let her girls run free -- maybe she spotted cameras nearby.

Hudson has been on vacation with her estranged hubby Matt Bellamy ... even though he's been hanging with a new blonde.

As for the beach -- we're pretty sure "When in Rome" applies, Kate. Even in Greece.

Ruby Rose wasn't always the short-haired brunette, perfect-faced beauty we know today -- she used to be a LONG-haired BLONDE, perfect-faced beauty ... and yes, she still looked AWESOME.

Ruby was already tatted up back then, and apparently religious. If you're not ... we suspect holding her well-placed rosary beads will bring you closer to God.

The chick's a smoke show in or OUT of anything. Just sayin' ...

The only ripples in the pool with Orlando Bloom are on his newly-chiseled body ... and his workout is no joke.

A buff Bloom hit an L.A. pool Thursday where he pumped some serious iron in-between laps ... it's a new thing -- swimming and weights.

Here's Paulina Gretzky ... back in a bikini ... just 5 months after giving birth.

Ruby Rose, the smoking new star of "Orange is the New Black" ... is breaking the hearts of all the men and women drooling over her -- by flaunting her fiancee around town.

Rose and Phoebe Dahl -- who got engaged a few months ago -- arrived back in L.A. on Wednesday after hanging in NYC for the 'OITNB' Season 3 premiere.

Aussie native Rose is getting a ton of attention for her striking looks -- and sure enough, fans hit her up for pics when she and Phoebe went shopping.

A striped shirt and a ball cap would be "dressing down" for most people ... but most people don't look like Ruby.

Phoebe wins.

The next "Big Brother" HoH could be a guy from A&M ... 'cause one of the contestants is a former Aggies football player -- who also happens to have a pretty insane physique.

The ex-football player is 23-year-old Clay Honeycutt -- a former defensive back for Texas A&M who graduated in 2014.

We spoke with Clay's dad Lynn -- who also played for the Aggies -- and he told us he thinks Clay's football background will give him an edge on the competition.

"There's a wide diversity of people in the cast and football will help him because he has always gotten along with different groups of people. He's had all kinds of different roommates, so I think that will help him."

One of those people was Johnny Manziel ... who played at A&M from 2011 to 2013.

Karrueche Tran's camouflage swimsuit couldn't hide the fact she has an insane body ... as she frolicked around in the ocean Monday in Miami Beach.

Fun in the sun is a welcome distraction considering Tran has spent the last few days once again dealing with Chris Brown drama. She put the final nail in their relationship coffin when she slammed him, calling him "weak" and saying they are no more because of his "lack of loyalty."

If this couldn't keep him loyal ... nothing could.

Karlie Redd must be gunning for fans of a particular porn fetish -- at least according to another 'Love & Hip Hop' star who says she's just too damn old to be having sex on camera.

Sincere Show ... from 'L&HH Hollywood' ... has heard all about Karlie's offer to get down and dirty for Vivid. She hasn't decided yet if she's gonna do it -- so he decided to give Karlie some advice.

Sincere's take is no-holds barred, hysterical ... and a little ageist. Karlie's official age is -- she doesn't have one. 'L&HH' fans estimate her range to be from 37 to 49.

We know Gigi Hadid is smoking hot, but her little sis is right there with her! Bella Hadid hit the beach in Turks and Caicos ... which got us wondering whether to thank Mom or Dad for their daughter's amazing bods.

Either way ... molto grazie!

Gigi Hadid is not the only girl in her family whose swimsuit game is on point ... her 18-year-old sister Bella has some mad skills of her own.

While Gigi goes around town with new man Joe Jonas, Bella is living it up in Turks and Caicos, posing for pics on the beach with a hot friend.

The greatest accessory a woman can have remains ... genes.

There is a new, tall, dark and handsome fella in Jennifer Lawrence's life -- her bodyguard Greg, and there is no bag nor dog safe from his tight, muscular grasp.

The Oscar winner's been putting him to real good use ... he's been spotted on various manny duties like lugging around her dog Pippi and purses ... like a true Navy SEAL.