Kate Hudson On Topless Beach! ... Punks Out

Kate Hudson hitting a topless beach in Greece with her GFs sounds like the start of a beautiful thing -- and could have been ... if Kate understood how peer pressure's supposed to work.

Kate chose to keep her bikini top on, while her pals frolicked. It's unclear why she didn't let her girls run free -- maybe she spotted cameras nearby.

Hudson has been on vacation with her estranged hubby Matt Bellamy ... even though he's been hanging with a new blonde.

As for the beach -- we're pretty sure "When in Rome" applies, Kate. Even in Greece.

Ruby Rose Lighten Up! Blonde Hair & NO CLOTHES

Ruby Rose wasn't always the short-haired brunette, perfect-faced beauty we know today -- she used to be a LONG-haired BLONDE, perfect-faced beauty ... and yes, she still looked AWESOME.

Hotter Ruby?

The new "Orange Is the New Black" star posed for Maxim Australia back in 2011, but she's almost unrecognizable on the cover ... which is a totally nude shot. Tastefully done, of course.

Ruby was already tatted up back then, and apparently religious. If you're not ... we suspect holding her well-placed rosary beads will bring you closer to God.

The chick's a smoke show in or OUT of anything. Just sayin' ...

Orlando Bloom My New Swimmer's Body Is The Real Heat Winner

The only ripples in the pool with Orlando Bloom are on his newly-chiseled body ... and his workout is no joke.

A buff Bloom hit an L.A. pool Thursday where he pumped some serious iron in-between laps ... it's a new thing -- swimming and weights.

He actually makes a swimmer's cap and goggles look good, but then again this pool shark has never had a problem reelin' in chicks.

Paulina Gretzky Milf Does a Body Good

Here's Paulina Gretzky ... back in a bikini ... just 5 months after giving birth.

Bravo.

'OITNB' Star Ruby Rose Fiancee Stakes Claim ... She's With Me, Ladies!

Ruby Rose, the smoking new star of "Orange is the New Black" ... is breaking the hearts of all the men and women drooling over her -- by flaunting her fiancee around town.

Rose and Phoebe Dahl -- who got engaged a few months ago -- arrived back in L.A. on Wednesday after hanging in NYC for the 'OITNB' Season 3 premiere.

Aussie native Rose is getting a ton of attention for her striking looks -- and sure enough, fans hit her up for pics when she and Phoebe went shopping.

A striped shirt and a ball cap would be "dressing down" for most people ... but most people don't look like Ruby.

Phoebe wins.

'Big Brother' Taps Ex-Texas A&M Football Player ... With Abs

The next "Big Brother" HoH could be a guy from A&M ... 'cause one of the contestants is a former Aggies football player -- who also happens to have a pretty insane physique.

The ex-football player is 23-year-old Clay Honeycutt -- a former defensive back for Texas A&M who graduated in 2014.

We spoke with Clay's dad Lynn -- who also played for the Aggies -- and he told us he thinks Clay's football background will give him an edge on the competition.

"There's a wide diversity of people in the cast and football will help him because he has always gotten along with different groups of people. He's had all kinds of different roommates, so I think that will help him."

One of those people was Johnny Manziel ... who played at A&M from 2011 to 2013.

The game begins June 24th ... in the meantime, check out the pics.

Karrueche Tran My Man Was Weak But My Swimsuit Game Is Strong!

Karrueche Tran's camouflage swimsuit couldn't hide the fact she has an insane body ... as she frolicked around in the ocean Monday in Miami Beach.

Fun in the sun is a welcome distraction considering Tran has spent the last few days once again dealing with Chris Brown drama. She put the final nail in their relationship coffin when she slammed him, calling him "weak" and saying they are no more because of his "lack of loyalty."

If this couldn't keep him loyal ... nothing could.

‘Love & Hip Hop’ Star Sincere Karlie Redd Will Make Great Granny Porn

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Karlie Redd must be gunning for fans of a particular porn fetish -- at least according to another 'Love & Hip Hop' star who says she's just too damn old to be having sex on camera.

Sincere Show ... from 'L&HH Hollywood' ... has heard all about Karlie's offer to get down and dirty for Vivid. She hasn't decided yet if she's gonna do it -- so he decided to give Karlie some advice.

Sincere's take is no-holds barred, hysterical ... and a little ageist. Karlie's official age is -- she doesn't have one. 'L&HH' fans estimate her range to be from 37 to 49.

Karlie won't like what Sincere has to say -- and neither will fans of GILFs.

Bella Hadid Lookin' Good in Those Genes ... Just Like Gigi [TMZ TV]

We know Gigi Hadid is smoking hot, but her little sis is right there with her! Bella Hadid hit the beach in Turks and Caicos ... which got us wondering whether to thank Mom or Dad for their daughter's amazing bods.

Either way ... molto grazie!

Bella Hadid Hey, Gigi ... I Can Do the Smoking Hot Swimsuit Thing Too!

Gigi Hadid is not the only girl in her family whose swimsuit game is on point ... her 18-year-old sister Bella has some mad skills of her own.

While Gigi goes around town with new man Joe Jonas, Bella is living it up in Turks and Caicos, posing for pics on the beach with a hot friend.

The greatest accessory a woman can have remains ... genes.

Jennifer Lawrence Bodyguard No Bag Or Dog Too Small ... For My Biceps

There is a new, tall, dark and handsome fella in Jennifer Lawrence's life -- her bodyguard Greg, and there is no bag nor dog safe from his tight, muscular grasp.

The Oscar winner's been putting him to real good use ... he's been spotted on various manny duties like lugging around her dog Pippi and purses ... like a true Navy SEAL.

Lucky dog.

LeBron James Royal Penis Exposed ... During NBA Finals

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LeBron James didn't go balls out in Game 4 of the NBA Finals ... he went dong out instead.

Moments before tip off Thursday night, LeBron went to adjust himself below the waist ... and it just so happened to be at the same time an ABC camera moved in for a close-up.

James opened his shorts a little too much ... and boom -- LeBron's penis was introduced to roughly 18.5 MILLION viewers.

If you really wanna see it ... click here -- but WARNING, it's a penis.

Scottie Pippen Hottie Wife ... Very, Very, Very Happy Life

Here's another reason it's good to be 6-time NBA champion Scottie Pippen ...

Not only is his wife former "Real Housewives Of Miami" star Larsa Pippen STUPID hot ... but so are all of her friends, and guess what!? Scottie gets to take the whole bunch on vacation!

The crew all went down to the Dominican Republic recently to soak up some sun (there's none of that in Miami, right?) and we gotta say ... Scottie looks right at home with his new starting five.

Check out the pics ... even Michael Jordan might be a little jealous.

Gisele Bundchen Insane Lingerie Video ... Just Watch Already

So, here's another reason to love/hate Tom Brady ... insane video of his super hot supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen in tiny lingerie ... and it's awesome.

Gisele rocked something called "Butterfly" bra and panties from her Fall collection of Gisele Bundchen Intimates ... showing off her rock hard physique in the process. Good Lord.

Tom Brady ... wins again.

Ryan Sheckler Shows Off Bronze Medal ... And Super Hot Girlfriend

Sometimes you win ... sometimes you lose ... and sometimes your girlfriend is so hot that it doesn't matter.

Extreme sports star Ryan Sheckler definitely falls into the third category ... 'cause while he came in 3rd at the X Games, TMZ Sports has photographic proof that he's dating a gold medal hottie.

Here's Sheckler showing off his bronze hardware from the Street Skate competition -- posing next to smokin' hot model Mia Bonde.

The two have been all over each others Instagrams lately ... posting not only pictures together but special cutesy messages to one another to let the world know they are officially an item.

Check out Mia below ... and regret the fact you never picked up a skateboard.

Internet Pioneer Vint Cerf Sorry, Kim K ... No One Can Break the Internet!

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No one knows the Internet like Vint Cerf ... 'cause he invented the freakin' thing, and he says it'll take more than Kim Kardashian's naked ass to take down his baby.

We were hoping to get a funny answer from one of the "fathers of the Internet" when we saw him in D.C. -- but he took our photog's question about Kim K's "break the internet" campaign ... way too literally. Scientists do that sometimes.

Anyway, sounds like Cerf is throwing down the gauntlet in this clip -- bring it on Kim K., Miley Cyrus, Caitlyn Jenner, cats everywhere ...