Hot Bodies

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller might be a smoke show in a bikini, but she blows as a spokesperson ... according to the company that handed her nearly $2 mil to pimp their tanning goods.

Marisa scored a sweet deal with Glissin -- they forked over $1.8 million, and she was supposed to become their queen of all things bronzed ... hawking tanning salons, tanning lotions and sprays, and develop her own line of products bearing her name.

According to docs, the company says Miller stiffed them on almost everything. Instead of doing 7 print ads, a behind-the-scenes video of a photo shoot, and numerous media appearances -- all the buxom model provided was a 30 second video (below), and ONE Facebook/Twitter post.

The company says Marisa couldn't even show her famous face, butt, or boobs at a Glissin salon in L.A. -- which she recommended they open.

Glissin is suing Miller and her management company -- run by her husband -- for all the cash they paid her ... plus more than a mil they laid out for expenses during the failed deal.

Not at dispute -- Marisa is a dime-piece in that one ad she did.

Willis McGahee says there's a damn good reason why he's going under the laser to rid himself of armpit hair for the rest of his life ... and it's pretty simple -- dude doesn't wanna stink.

The ex-NFL running back appeared on "TMZ Hollywood Sports" on Reelz ... and told us he works out like a maniac ... and having hairy armpits only makes the B.O. smell extra funky.

So, the solution? Break out the laser and go to town.

Ya gotta listen to Willis explain ... it's hilarious ... and McGahee says he likes it so much, he's spreading the movement to other areas of his body.

Ronaldo would be proud.

Paris Hilton can really pick 'em ... 'cause now she's hooked up with a self-made multi-millionaire, yacht-owning, jet-owning entrepreneur -- who happens to have a hot bod to match hers.

Paris showered on a yacht off the coast of Spain and then made out with Thomas Gross. The couple had just finished jet-skiing, so what the hell else was left to do but suck face?

Sources tell us they met in Cannes a few weeks ago, and they've been inseparable ever since -- jet-setting to Cabo, Zurich, and Ibiza ... where the 39-year-old owns a massive villa.

P's about to start her summer DJ residency there, which she's been doing for the past couple of summers, and we're told she'll be staying at his pad.

You can already hate Thomas because he gets to be all over Paris in (and out of, presumably) that swimsuit, but if you need another reason ... he's reportedly worth at least $200 million.

Oh, and here's six more reasons to say FML! Seven, if you look closely.

Miley Cyrus might not BREAK the Internet, but her nearly bare nipples and crotch in Paper Magazine should make a nice dent.

Yes, the people who brought you Kim Kardashian's full frontal shots are back -- but this time Paper put just a little peach between your eyes and Miley's bits.

Miley's the cover story, and inside her nips are covered with peach paint. Her lady parts got a shade of pink ... paint. As for why Miles did the spread -- look under her left boob for the "Just Because" tattoo.

Celeb photog Paola Kudacki did the honors, and the creative director was Diane Martel ... who also did the wild visuals for Miley's Bangerz Tour.

Interestingly, Miley shares her cover with a pig. Kim's ass hogged the camera.

Jennifer Lopez is now on the agenda for the Prime Minister of Morocco ... who is launching an investigation into Jennifer's ass shaking concert and threatening more legal action.

The Moroccan PM, Abdelilah Benkirane, says there’s no place for J.Lo’s ass on Moroccan TV because it flies in the face of the country's religious morals.

TMZ broke the story ... an educational group has already filed a lawsuit against J.Lo for the concert, and now Benkirane is demanding legal action against the people responsible for the broadcast.

There was reportedly a 5 second delay, so the PM's suggesting someone should've had his or her finger on the trigger to protect the nation's eyes from Jenny's booty.

Karlie Redd has proven she's cool with showing off her assets, but now she's got an offer to go pro ... by starring in a XXX production.

We've seen the letter Vivid Entertainment sent to the "Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta" star ... offering her a chance to shoot two sex scenes.

If she accepts, Karlie's guaranteed $25k, but the real money comes on the back-end. We're told she has the possibility of making over six figures, because as the folks at Vivid know (Kim K, Courtney Stodden, Mimi & Nikko, Farrah Abraham) celeb sex tapes tend to be profitable.

Karlie will have to go all in though. The offer requires her to follow in Farrah's -- umm, footsteps ... with a backdoor scene.

We're told she's seriously considering it ... so get your credit cards ready.

Playboy model Nasia Jansen just proved that she's more than just a nice pair of nunchucks ... 'cause TMZ Sports has video of the buxom brawler kicking ass at a SoCal Tae Kwon Do event.

Nasia, who's been into martial arts for years and displayed her SIZABLE talents on YouTube ... took 1st place in her weight class at the Palmdale Mayor's Cup tourney last month.

Check out the vid -- Nasia ain't messing around, and looks totally legit in there landing a nice kick to some poor woman's body.

Speaking of bodies, check out Jansen's below as she wields her weapons ... and a pair of nunchucks.

Jennifer Lopez shook her legendary ass so hard, she damn near started a revolution in the streets of Morocco ... if you buy the new lawsuit she's facing.

J.Lo performed in the north African nation on May 29, and it was broadcast on public TV. The concert featured all the hallmarks of what we'd call a typical J.Lo show -- sexy dancing, skimpy outfits, appropriate emphasis on her ass ... and her dancers' asses.

Problem is ... according to this lawsuit, all those things have no business airing on Moroccan TV. The suit was filed by an education group which says Ms. Lopez "disturbed public order and tarnished women's honor and respect."

Jennifer and the promoter are being sued. In the unlikely event she's found guilty, she faces 1 month to 2 years in prison.

We're told J.Lo has performed in Morocco in the past without any issues -- but she's never been on TV before. But seriously, what were they expecting?

The only thing E.J. Johnson wants for his birthday is for everyone to recognize his fierce, new physique and his black on black fashion sense.

E.J. finished up his birthday lunch at The Ivy on Thursday with a fab stroll in leather shorts and a gold encrusted Mo$chino sweater. The "Rich Kids of Beverly Hills" star is totally slayin' it after dropping more than 100 pounds -- but still taking full advantage of black's slimming nature.

Remember ... E.J. inherited some of Magic's height, so at 6’2” -- you can't pick up this kinda couture at your local Big & Tall.

#RecognizeFierceRoyalty

50 Cent doesn’t wear just any underwear… he wears FRIGO -- his own high-end line …. and he’s bulging out there for the world to see.

We got pics from the rapper’s FRIGO RevolutionWear underwear campaign and he's jacked ... very big.

Fiddy partnered with Carmelo Anthony, Derek Jeter and Timbaland for the upscale line, but we’re told he’s the only one stripping down for billboards.

Jessica Alba has a billion reasons to slip into a bunch of different swimsuits -- but she really only needs one -- that body!

Yeah, her company just got valued a $1 BILLION -- a pretty good asset, that somehow still pales in comparison to the ones on display during this photo shoot.

So what's hotter about Jessica Alba -- her size 0 figure (educated guess) or her big, fat, enormous bank account? Trick question ... it's a tie, and she's flaunting both this month.

The actress slash co-founder of The Honest Company is on the covers of Shape Magazine and Forbes at the same time. One focuses on her working hardbody, and the other on her body of hard work.

Jess' company is now valued at a billion dollars, Forbes says her personal fortune is at $200 mil -- and our eyes say her body is still a 10 ... at 34.

Numbers are awesome.

It's the biggest reveal of 2015 for sure ... Bruce Jenner as a woman, and the pic is dramatic.

The name's now Caitlyn. She posed for the cover of Vanity Fair's July issue and it was shot by famed celeb photographer Annie Leibovitz.

It's interesting the name is spelled with a C and not a K ... possibly a break from the Kardashian Klan.

In the Diane Sawyer interview Bruce made it clear he was saying farewell to his male persona. This pic is a full reveal of the transformation.

Caitlyn just opened a Twitter account, saying, "I'm so happy after such a long struggle to be living my true self. Welcome to the world Caitlyn. Can't wait for you to get to know her/me."

Check out the video, where Caitlyn models several outfits and seductively poses.

Hell must be freezing over ... 'cause an extremely hot woman that has been connected to Tiger Woods tells TMZ Sports the two are actually NOT banging ... and get this, Tiger never even tried.

We spoke to Turkish bikini model Tugba Ercan, who has been linked to Woods ever since she posted a picture of the two hanging out at a World Poker Tour event last week.

Ercan says several websites ran with the story assuming that Tiger ... who just broke up with GF Lindsey Vonn ... was back up to his old birddoggin' ways.

"They made it seem like it was something it wasn't, it was really just a picture."

Ercan -- who once again, is SUPER HOT -- says that not only are her and Tiger totally not a thing, but that the notorious womanizer didn't even try anything ... and was a perfect gentleman.

"He was very nice and polite. One of the nicest people I ever met, the charity work that he does with the World Poker Tour for children is amazing and moving to me."

Good news? The extra eyes on Tugba have really been a shot in the arm to her modeling career ... leading to her being named S.I.'s "Lovely Lady Of The Day."

"I really would love to be the first Turkish model in the Swimsuit Issue. It's my dream."

It's now our dream too ... check out the pics below.

Cristiano Ronaldo can teach any guy a lesson ... assuming he doesn't have a hair on his body.

The 30-year-old soccer stud was showing his buddies some moves aboard a yacht in St. Tropez. It's unclear if it's rooted in martial arts or The Village People, but either way he looks good for sure.

Cristiano was on board with Chloe Green, the Topshop heiress. The boat is owned by her dad, billionaire Sir Philip Green.

Listen up guys ... the following TMZ Sports video might actually help you score a super hot bikini model, courtesy of a guy who did it ... USC head basketball coach Andy Enfield.

You see ... Andy has been married to sizzling former bikini model Amanda Marcum Enfield since 2004, so when we ran into the Trojan boss chillin' at the beach in L.A. we had to ask ...

How in the hell did you pull that one off?

Check out the clip -- Andy says that he has one skill -- ONE CRUCIAL SKILL -- that's helped him not only on the court ... but in the game of love.

Class is in session.