Hot Bodies

So what's hotter about Jessica Alba -- her size 0 figure (educated guess) or her big, fat, enormous bank account? Trick question ... it's a tie, and she's flaunting both this month.

The actress slash co-founder of The Honest Company is on the covers of Shape Magazine and Forbes at the same time. One focuses on her working hardbody, and the other on her body of hard work.

Jess' company is now valued at a billion dollars, Forbes says her personal fortune is at $200 mil -- and our eyes say her body is still a 10 ... at 34.

Numbers are awesome.

It's the biggest reveal of 2015 for sure ... Bruce Jenner as a woman, and the pic is dramatic.

The name's now Caitlyn. She posed for the cover of Vanity Fair's July issue and it was shot by famed celeb photographer Annie Leibovitz.

It's interesting the name is spelled with a C and not a K ... possibly a break from the Kardashian Klan.

In the Diane Sawyer interview Bruce made it clear he was saying farewell to his male persona. This pic is a full reveal of the transformation.

Caitlyn just opened a Twitter account, saying, "I'm so happy after such a long struggle to be living my true self. Welcome to the world Caitlyn. Can't wait for you to get to know her/me."

Check out the video, where Caitlyn models several outfits and seductively poses.

Hell must be freezing over ... 'cause an extremely hot woman that has been connected to Tiger Woods tells TMZ Sports the two are actually NOT banging ... and get this, Tiger never even tried.

We spoke to Turkish bikini model Tugba Ercan, who has been linked to Woods ever since she posted a picture of the two hanging out at a World Poker Tour event last week.

Ercan says several websites ran with the story assuming that Tiger ... who just broke up with GF Lindsey Vonn ... was back up to his old birddoggin' ways.

"They made it seem like it was something it wasn't, it was really just a picture."

Ercan -- who once again, is SUPER HOT -- says that not only are her and Tiger totally not a thing, but that the notorious womanizer didn't even try anything ... and was a perfect gentleman.

"He was very nice and polite. One of the nicest people I ever met, the charity work that he does with the World Poker Tour for children is amazing and moving to me."

Good news? The extra eyes on Tugba have really been a shot in the arm to her modeling career ... leading to her being named S.I.'s "Lovely Lady Of The Day."

"I really would love to be the first Turkish model in the Swimsuit Issue. It's my dream."

It's now our dream too ... check out the pics below.

Cristiano Ronaldo can teach any guy a lesson ... assuming he doesn't have a hair on his body.

The 30-year-old soccer stud was showing his buddies some moves aboard a yacht in St. Tropez. It's unclear if it's rooted in martial arts or The Village People, but either way he looks good for sure.

Cristiano was on board with Chloe Green, the Topshop heiress. The boat is owned by her dad, billionaire Sir Philip Green.

Listen up guys ... the following TMZ Sports video might actually help you score a super hot bikini model, courtesy of a guy who did it ... USC head basketball coach Andy Enfield.

You see ... Andy has been married to sizzling former bikini model Amanda Marcum Enfield since 2004, so when we ran into the Trojan boss chillin' at the beach in L.A. we had to ask ...

How in the hell did you pull that one off?

Check out the clip -- Andy says that he has one skill -- ONE CRUCIAL SKILL -- that's helped him not only on the court ... but in the game of love.

Class is in session.

Paulina Gretzky isn't just another pretty face ... she was a MONSTER on the hockey rink -- until she unexpectedly quit ... so says her legendary father Wayne Gretzky.

Wayne was leaving Craig's in West Hollywood last night ... when we asked which of his 5 children had the most talent on the ice.

FYI -- Wayne's kids are insane athletes ... with Trevor playing pro baseball and Ty being a scratch golfer.

But when it comes to the puck -- Wayne says it was all Paulina -- that is, until her sudden retirement.

Don't worry. She found other hobbies ...

Zac Effron was hiking with Anna Kendrick in Hawaii and showing off his buff body, which got us thinking -- how long can he possibly keep up that physique?

Yep, Zac's got the curse that strikes all jacked dudes in Hollywood. Once you have abs, you better keep 'em … or else!! It's a solid reason to go dadbod instead.

Nicole Scherzinger made it clear without saying a word ... her ex-BF may be with Kendall Jenner but he's missing out on a lot.

Our photog practically tripped over his tongue when he spotted the 36-year-old leaving The Sayers Club in Hollywood. He mentions Nicole's former BF, Formula 1 champ Lewis Hamilton, but mum's the word.

As we reported, all signs point to Lewis hooking up with 19-year-old Kendall, but at nearly twice Kendall's age ... Nicole's gotta still make Lewis think about his choices.

Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid and other hot chicks worthy of being objectified -- and probably expecting it -- spent several days playing around in skimpy bikinis ... on a giant yacht.

Why are you still reading this? Watch the damn video!

Pregnancy does a body good ... REALLY GOOD ... just ask the wife of NASCAR stud Kyle Busch -- who posted an UNBELIEVABLE bikini pic just one week after giving birth.

Samantha Busch posted a pic showing off her incredibly tight bod -- 6 days after popping out the couple's son Brexton Busch.

But Busch doesn't chalk up her super quick turnaround to good genes -- she worked her ass off during her pregnancy to stay fit and healthy.

In fact, Samantha blogged about her workouts ... crediting "Andrea Orbeck Pregnancy Sculpt" and "Suzanne Bowen’s Slim & Toned Prenatal Barre Workout" for keeping her fit while she was with child.

As for Kyle, he was raving about Samantha over the weekend ... saying, "She’s a champ. Samantha is my champion. No matter how well or how successful I ever am in my career, she’s got the championship trophy already on her mantle."

Jen Selter's famous ass is going international -- the Instagram phenom just landed her first magazine cover, but TMZ Sports got a few behind the scenes shots.

Jen's butt got tapped for the new issue Forever Sports ... a British-based sports lifestyle mag, which wisely saw the value in a cover girl with Selter's stats -- as in her 6 million IG followers.

The photo shoot went down in Miami, and naturally features several mesmerizing photos of Jen's eyes. Kidding ... it's all about dat ass.

Check em' out.

Karlie Redd proves there are enough slices of her cake to go around on the June 2015 cover of J’Adore Magazine.

TMZ has obtained the exclusive photos ... and the "Love & Hip-Hop: Atlanta” rum slinger practically goes full frontal for the racy spread. We're told Karlie was “very turned on” by the photo shoot.

Gotta keep that oven hot when baking the perfect cake.

WWE superstar Titus O'Neil says pudgy and pokey will NEVER be sexy ... telling TMZ Sports the "Dad Bod" craze sweeping the country is a total load of crap.

O'Neil came on "TMZ Hollywood Sports" to talk about beating out superstars like David Beckham, Vin Diesel and Ashton Kutcher for the title of "Celebrity Mega-Dad Of The Year."

Titus was as inspiring as can be when we talked about fatherhood but when we brought up dad bods -- O'Neil let the overweight lovers have it.

Britney Spears made Tyson Beckford her bitch by strapping a leash to him and walking him up and down the stage for her audience to see ... and it looks like he loved it.

Brit reunited with her old "Toxic" music video co-star in Vegas during her Planet Hollywood show -- and there was a lot of leather, a lot of chains ... and a lot of Tyson on all fours.

After the "Freakshow" performance ... the Chippendale's headliner got more comfortable by stripping to cheers and screams in the crowd. Brit joined in too, but no stripping for her. No chains either.

Instagram bombshell Abigail Ratchford just did a steamy shoot for Playboy, but if you want to see her bare it all ... you might have to wait a hot second.

Abigail's never posed nude before, but she does bring a lot to the table (yes, we're talking about her boobs) -- so Wednesday in Hollywood ... we had to ask if she's revealing all the goods in her Bunny spread.

Watch ... AbRatch plays it very coy, which is fine since you get to look at her in a very revealing top while she does it.

But here's the truth -- our Playboy-connected sources confirm Ratchford did a "Baywatch" themed shoot, but will NOT be topless or show any frontal nudity. Still, that ass is in play ... we're told.

The little kid who became famous as Neville Longbottom from the 'Harry Potter' films is feeling the magic of a full body-bind curse -- 'cause Matthew Lewis is now a bonafide half-naked stud.

The 25-year-old stripped down to his Armani skivvies for a 10 page spread in Attitude magazine, where he’s almost unrecognizable from his old Gryffindork self.

Even 'Potter' author J.K. Rowling weighed in on Lewis' transformation, saying ... "I will always support you whatever you want to do, Matthew. Now go put some clothes on."

Somewhere Hermione Granger is kicking herself.