Hot Bodies

Supermodel Tyson Beckford let his ding dong dance during his stripper debut with the Chippendales dancers ... and you may need to take a seat.

At 44, Beckford is probably twice the age of the other guys, but he held his own during practice, and really got the crowd going during last night's preview. Fair warning: this video may mesmerize ... think snake charmer.

When you snap out of it, you'll be happy to know he's the celebrity guest host for Chippendales at the Rio Casino in Vegas now through May 24th.

Sources say in the show he drops trou twice and it ALL COMES OUT ... but he cups it.

Of course we still have our favorite.

Tim McGraw ... talk about country strong.

Guests at the Hotel Del Coronado near San Diego were stunned when a semi-exposed and hairless Tim put on a gun show before performing at his own show later that night.

The country star -- who turns 48 today -- credits his godly physique to the Paleo diet and CrossFit.

Porn star Bonnie Rotten showcased the laws of our land better than any stupid attorney ever could -- by showing off her breasts all over New York City.

Bonnie was actually shooting a spread for Inked Magazine ... and took full advantage of the New York state law that allows women to go T-O-P-L-E-S-S in public.

Even though the heavily tatted Bonnie is a west coast chick -- she seemed to adapt very quickly to the Empire State's more liberal view of boobs.

Also obvious in this video ... all of Manhattan adapting to their view of Bonnie's boobs. Especially the tourists.

Zac Efron apparently had an extra ticket to the gun show Wednesday afternoon ... and he took 71-year-old Robert De Niro along with him.

Looking like the love child of a young Jenna Jameson and a sex doll ... Megan Fox donned a blonde wig and a schoolgirl outfit while filming Wednesday for "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2."

Courtney Stodden has a million dollar money maker -- so says Vivid Entertainment boss Steven Hirsch ... who's seen her sex tape and is now willing to put his money where her hoo-ha is.

When TMZ broke the story that the 20-year-old's solo vid was getting shopped around ... Hirsch said he was impressed by what he'd seen. Now we know just how impressed.

Hirsch fired off a letter to Courtney offering her $1 million to lock up exclusive rights. The letter hints at bonuses ... saying there's potential for her to make even more than the mil.

Ball's in her court now -- but we're guessing she's on board, and reached that decision in less time than it took for you to read this sentence.

See ya at the AVNs, Courtney.

It's been a while since we've seen 75-year-old Tina Turner out and about ... and after seeing how good she's looking these days, we gotta ask ... why the hell isn't she out more???

Turner emerged Tuesday on the streets of Milan for a shopping trip with hubby Erwin Bach.

Private dancing keeps you young.

Zac Efron is a brief guy ... at least he was on the set of his new film "Dirty Grandpa."

Efron is filming down in Georgia on Tybee Island and Monday he appeared to be baring it all. No such luck, just nude colored undies.

Funny, we had him pegged as a boxer guy but we're pretty sure there's a lot of ladies (and guys) who don't mind undies this tight.

Courtney Stodden's Hollywood destiny has finally been fulfilled -- she's recorded a sex tape, and it's about to go to the highest bidder.

Sources in the sex tape game told us 20-year-old Courtney recently shot her porn debut -- and it's being shopped around town. This ain't our first rodeo ... so, we figured the tape would eventually make it to the desk of Vivid Entertainment honcho Steven Hirsch, and ... bingo!

Hirsch confirms he's already seen the video, and reveals it's a solo effort (think Octomom, but hotter) -- sorry, Doug Hutchison fans. He also says the DD photo op queen "looks amazing, this is the most unique footage I've ever seen."

As for whether Vivid's bidding on the tape -- Hirsch wouldn't tip his hand.

But y'know the game by now -- Courtney has to sign off for the video to be legally distributed, and our guess is if Hirsch gets her to do that ... it's just a matter of time before there's a full release.

If there's any doubt she wants this out ... remember, this is the chick who couldn't shake out of her bikini top fast enough.

Big Ang is out and about and flaunting new blonde locks ... just a few weeks after undergoing a lifesaving operation to remove a cancerous tumor from her neck.

The "Mob Wives" star was looking good Saturday outside Teak restaurant in Red Bank, NJ, and even stopped to pose with a fan. We're guessing the neckerchief is there to cover any surgery scars -- in the most stylish way possible.

Sources close to Ang tell us she lightened up before the surgery ... because she felt like she just needed a change after getting the cancer diagnosis.

Work it, Ang.

L.A.'s world famous Venice Beach is thiis close to letting chicks go topless -- and even better news ... smoking hot Joanna Krupa is backing the push show to flaunt her front.

Still, JK's afraid there could be a little downside to this. We can't see any ... but watch her try to explain.

Blac Chyna says Tyga didn't just text her out of the blue this week trying to get back with her ... she says he's been making that play for 7 months.

Sources connected with Blac Chyna tell TMZ ... the text -- in which he said "I want to be with u" -- was the last in a flurry of texts, conversations and private face-to-face meetings in which he made his play to reconcile their relationship.

Sources close to Chyna says she never believed he was physically with Kylie Jenner -- partly because she's 17, and partly because they were all neighbors and close to the Kardashian family. She says she believed Tyga when he called out the media for suggesting he was dating Kylie, but doesn't believe it anymore.

Blac Chyna posted Tyga's texts out of anger, but she claims she wants nothing to do with him anymore. It's complicated by the fact that they have a kid together.

As for Tyga, he has never said he's with Kylie and in the past has denied it ... but he's recently insinuated it, and even put it in writing.

Gigi Hadid does not know how birthdays work -- instead of receiving gifts, she's giving them ... in the form of a hot new swimsuit photo shoot. Yes, it's a happy birthday ... for us all!

Hadid celebrated her 20th on Thursday by posing for a bunch of photos in Miami and, thankfully ... changing into a bunch of colorful and revealing swimsuits in the process.

The Houston Texans have somehow found a way to combine two things guys love -- football and twins -- and they've done it in the best possible way.

The Houston Texans Cheerleading Team is about to head out on location to shoot their new calendar in Puerto Rico, so naturally they snapped a few photos of the girls to get ready.

The team did a photo shoot of the 13 girls chosen for the 12 months, with one lucky month getting extra attention in the form of a pair of redheads who are new to the team.

Here's Lindsey Vonn, Olympic gold medal skier and girlfriend of Tiger Woods, appearing Monday on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" -- and Tiger's ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, seen a few years back strolling on Miami Beach.

The question is ...

It's funny that Rihanna is the one in Hawaii ... because we're the ones enjoying the view.

RiRi is island side for the marriage of long time assistant Jennifer Rosales -- going down Monday -- but instead of taking in epic shots of perfect sunsets, she spent a lot of time this weekend snapping selfies of her perfect parts ... and we ain't complaining.

Front, back, side to side ... she definitely got all the angles ... but the trip isn't about her, right? It's about love and marriage and ... blah, blah, blah.