'DWTS' Star Chris Soules Dance-scaping

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OHHH KELLY CLARKSON!

"The Bachelor" star Chris Soules is definitely no 40-year-old virgin ... but he did a damn good impression by getting his chest hair torn out for his next performance on "Dancing With the Stars."

We're told Chris will be channeling Hercules in the dance number, and his partner Witney Carson suggested he clean up that Soules Patch ... of course, she volunteered to wax on, wax off.

We're told he'll wear a skirt to show off his man-gams, and nothing above to showcase his new, smooth chest. We doubt fiancee Whitney Bischoff will complain.

It's painful to watch but it's funny.

Kendall Jenner Movin' and Awkwardly Groovin' At Coachella

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BUST A MOVE?
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Kendall Jenner is painfully white, and we're not talking skin tone.

Check her out doing what looks at first like the Monster Mash Friday at Coachella. The moves changed, but not necessarily for the better.

Kendall was there with some chick friends ... no trace of Justin Bieber.

But later in the day, the Biebs surfaced with Kendall's 17-year-old sister Kylie at the music festival.

Rumer Willis Asses With Stars ... Just Give Her the Damn Trophy Already

This is Rumer Willis leaving a "Dancing With the Stars" rehearsal -- or more accurately ... it's Rumer's perfect ass leaving rehearsal.

On fleek ... comes to mind.

Rumer's already taken the MVA (most valuable asset) on this season of 'DWTS' -- and a lot of people who give a crap about that show ... think she's a lock to win the mirror ball thingy in the finale.

If she doesn't win ... we'd hate to see her go, but we damn sure ain't gonna be mad watching her leave.

Cristiano Ronaldo Check Out My Taint ... In New Undie Pics

Don't all guys sit around the house like this???

Here's soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo ... striking a very spread eagle-ish pose to promote his new CR7 underwear line.

According to the press release, Ronaldo's new undies are supposed to be super soft thanks to "superfine microfiber" material.

Nice balls.

Irina Shayk My Cups Runneth Over ... In Cancun

Here's international supermodel Irina Shayk ... showing off her INSANE physique during a beach trip in Cancun, Mexico.

The 29-year-old's bikini top battled heroically to stay in position as Irina splashed around in the surf ... and while there were several close calls ... it ultimately emerged victorious.

Of course, Shayk recently broke things off with her longtime soccer superstar boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo -- who's gotta be kicking himself right now ... or banging someone else.

Anyway, check out the pics. Good times.

Boxer Danny Garcia I'VE GOT 6 TOES (This Lil Piggy Helps Me Win!)

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY ...
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Undefeated boxing champ Danny "Swift" Garcia will have a MAJOR advantage when he steps in the ring this weekend ... AN EXTRA TOE!!!

This video is awesome!!! Garcia was out in NYC -- where he's gearing up for his big PBC main event bout with Lamont Peterson on Saturday -- when he revealed Piggy #6 on his right foot.

"That's why I'm never off balance and I've never been down," Garcia says.

Danny says he used to be embarrassed about the toe situation when he was a kid -- but now, he's learned to LOVE his extra digit ... and says he's super proud of his bonus metatarsals.

Wonder if he has to pay extra for pedicures?!

Floyd Mayweather 24 Days To Go ... 3 Pounds To Lose

We don't know what your diet will be like over the next month ... but Floyd Mayweather might be doing a little calorie counting, 'cause the champ has three lbs. to shed before the May 2 superfight.

TMZ Sports got their hands on a pic of Floyd tipping the scales for his mandatory 30 day weigh in ... and the Money Man came in at 150.5 ... 3.5 pounds over the welterweight limit of 147.

If you're worried about Mayweather making weight ... don't. We spoke with his high class chef not too long ago and she told us Floyd typically ratchets up his diet and training closer to fight date.

As for Manny, we're told the medical board of the WBC has been trying to reach out to the Filipino slugger for his weigh in ... but hasn't been able to make contact.

We saw him a little while ago ... at See's Candies.

Getting close now fellas ... don't blow this.

Lane Bryant Models Magic Box Campaign Targets V.S. Angels [TMZ TV]

The plus size beauties of Lane Bryant are dogging the more diminutive angels of Victoria's Secret -- and the clear winner is us! The battle's already plenty sexy, but it couldn't hurt to throw a Playboy chick in the mix.

Asking for a pillow fight would just be greedy, but ... fingers crossed!

Kate Upton I Was Pissed Cat Daddy Went Public

Kate Upton says she was furious at the photographer who released the video that made her really, really famous ... but we don't believe her.

Kate says she had no idea Terry Richardson would post her "Cat Daddy" video telling Vogue UK, "I was like, that was disrespectful, you could have told me!"

She claims the video was shot for fun, and never thought it would be uploaded on YouTube for millions to enjoy.

Now here's the rub. At the beginning of the video, Terry does an intro, saying, "I'm Terry Richardson, and only in America, tonight ladies and gentlemen Kate Upton demonstrating the Cat Daddy. Take it away Kate."

Snoop Dogg's Wife I'm Raising My Ass-Shaking Game ... And My Daughter's Too

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WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE
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Snoop Dogg 's wife is flashing her own skillz as a potential video vixen ... because Shante Broadus and Snoop's daughter Cori are twerking their asses off with L.A.'s best.

Despite reports of its death ... twerking is very much still a thing, and we got video of Snoop's ladies jumping on the bootywagon with premier ass-shaker, Lexy Panterra. Sources close to Lexy tell us Shante and Cori are burning calories with her every Monday.

Lexy's biz is taking off ... she even created a twerking app with singer Christina Milian -- which we're guessing is Lil' Wayne approved.

The Doggfather's so impressed, we're told he and Shante are flying Lexy to their home in Vegas for 2 weeks ... so they don't miss any classes.

We got Shante after class, and let's just say ... Snoop's gonna be a very happy man.

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I'M TWERKIN' ON MY SKILLS
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Ryan Reynolds Deadpool Outfit Is Dead On ... And Tight On the Junk

SPOILER ALERT: Ryan Reynolds looks badass as Deadpool and is set to make a ton of comic book nerds very excited.

Reynolds was on the Vancouver set of the upcoming Marvel movie wearing Deadpool's full regalia ... and looking spot on as the anti-hero. Just a guess based on the pics, but Ryan might want 'em to let out the inseam a little -- especially if the movie spawns sequels.

The movie is set for a 2016 release and will also feature Ed Skrein, Silicon Valley's TJ Miller and Gina Carano.

If you haven't seen the footage that was responsible for the whole project getting greenlit ... drop your swords and treat yourself right now.

Calvin Harris My Fair DJ

Calvin Harris wasn't always the hot guy slaying the hottest girls ... it wasn't that long ago he was geeky, awkward, unkempt and in need of a shower.

Harris was photographed in Australia in 2008 ... way before he hit it big, buffed up big-time, and started dating the likes of Rita Ora and Taylor Swift.

Since then, he's cut and colored his hair, hit the gym, fixed his teeth and discovered the sun.

Oh yeah, and made millions and millions and millions of dollars.

Props to the Daily Mail for unearthing the epic pic.

'Charlie's Angels' Jaclyn Smith Hello Angel ... 69 and Looking Fine

Former "Charlie's Angels" star Jaclyn Smith may have hung up her gun garter but she's still smokin' ... at 69 years old!

Smith -- who will turn 70 in October -- was out shopping in Beverly Hills on Monday ... and it's obvious SoCal living has been VERY good to her.

We'd say the 70s and 80s sex symbol should bottle her beauty secrets and sell them, but she already has. Jaclyn's a bonafide mogul who's made MILLIONS off her home and beauty products.

Kylie Jenner Gives Kendall the Ole Reach Around [VIDEO]

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Kylie Jenner let her fingers do some walking down her sister Kendall Jenner's shorts, and then -- because she's a giver -- posted it on social media for the world to see.

The Snapchat looks like it's behind the scenes of a photo shoot ... and shows the sisters doing a lot of sexually charged goofing around -- and then it gets all touchy feely.

Kylie's Snapchat

For some reason 17-year-old Kylie reaches around her big sister's waist and then heads south. Way south. Kendall let's out a shocked, "Kylie, ohhh?!"

As Principal Rooney put it ... "So, that's how it is in their family."

Richard Sherman DJ's Vegas Bikini Rager ... With Brody Jenner

Seems Richard Sherman's elbow's all better -- 'cause the guy was healthy enough to get on the 1s and 2s at a crazy pool party in Vegas this weekend ... with his pal Brody Jenner!

The two -- along with Richard's teammate Kam Chancellor -- took over the DJ booth at Tao Beach at the Venetian ... providing the beats as a bunch of young, hot, barely-dressed (mostly drunk) people partied their faces off.

Later that night, the gang took the party to Tao Nightclub ... where Jenner has a DJ residency.

We're told the guys were cool, took pics with tons of fans -- and gambled a little bit later that night.

Thanks to our friends at SpyOnVegas.com for the pics.

14 Sexy Shirtless Scott Eastwood Shots to Lasso Your #MCM Love

Scott Eastwood's hot bod may be hitting the big screen this week in "The Longest Ride," but fans of the famous offspring know he's been bringing the heat on Instagram for years.

Check out 14 of Eastwood's sexiest shots -- but prepare for the urge to save a horse and ride a cowboy.

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