Amber Rose You Can Touch My Ass ... With An Airbrush

Amber Rose has an ass that just won't quit ... getting Photoshopped -- and here's a little before and ass-ter to prove it.

Amber posted a bunch of Instagram shots from her day at the beach in Hawaii -- and everything was so smooth. But then we got some paparazzi shots of her ass -- it's hard to miss -- and these pics are straight outta dimpleville.

Truth is Amber's in good company -- even Beyonce's been busted multiple times altering pics.

And say what you want about it, but that booty trapped Kanye West AND Wiz Khalifa.

Respect.

And from the no-filters-required department ... we offer these. On fleek.

Brandi Glanville Here's My Nipple ... BRAVO!

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Bravo is pushing the line for basic cable, because Brandi Glanville's nipple made air.

It happened on the season finale of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" Tuesday night. Brandi got into it with a few of the girls, and then Kim Richards crowed, "Before you go any further, your nipple is hanging out."

This clearly wasn't a mistake, since the show was edited and Kim's remark was right there for the editors.

Your move, HBO.

The Game Meet Up With Bieb's Ex-Chick ... All About The Biz

The Game puts work before pleasure ... 'cause even though the rapper is hanging with one of Justin Bieber's former hookups -- it ain't funny business, just money biz.

Sources close to model Chantel Jeffries say The Game definitely wants her ass ... as the star of his upcoming music video shoot. We're told that's what they were discussing while they grabbed a bite at The Ivy Tuesday afternoon.

Besides, they're both kinda spoken for -- Game with his ex-fiancée, Tiffney Cambridge ... and Jeffries with The Weeknd.

Still, we know Game's hip to the paparazzi game -- so he damn well knew lunch at The Ivy would start a buzz ... about him and Chantel, and his video.

It's called showbiz for a reason.

Amal Clooney Check Me Out Hollywood My Abs Are Ready For a Close-Up

Amal Clooney is on the diva fast track -- based on her latest outfit ... she's going full-court press on the Hollywood glitz thing.

George Clooney's bride is a quick study in attention-grabbing ... Amal stepped out for dinner in NYC in a midriff-baring ensemble that would have Lady Gaga licking her chops.

Amal reportedly lunched with Anna Wintour earlier in the day ... so it's possible she's gearing up for a Vogue spread.

Whatever the reason -- the barrister's got a brand new bag.

15 Sexy Shots of Shay Mitchell For #WCW -- No Lie

There's no need to lie about it -- "Pretty Little Liars" star Shay Mitchell is a grade-A babe.

Check out 15 of her hottest shares on social media and tell the truth -- she's totally hot, right?

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'Millionaire Matchmaker' Hottie My Ass Loves Ball Sports ... That's No Stretch!

"Millionaire Matchmaker" star Candace Smith made the perfect love connection on an L.A. beach Tuesday ... between her ass and the paparazzi.

Candace -- a former beauty queen -- hit the sand for some volleyball and a pigskin toss (looks like she has game) ... with her pal ex-Miss USA Susie Castillo.

Like all finely tuned athletes ... Candace knows nothing's more important than stretching. Well, that and a very small bikini.

Check out the pics -- these ladies worked up a serious thirst.

Nicki Minaj T & A For Everyone In Onstage Grope Sesh

Nicki Minaj didn't get pissed when a female fan grabbed her ass onstage, she got even … with a handful of the fan's boob.

Minaj was performing in Frankfurt, Germany over the weekend when she brought up the fan ... who figured, "What the hell" -- and grabbed Nicki's famous cakes with everything she had.

Watch how Nicki played it cool -- this ain't her first rodeo -- and props to her well-endowed fan too.

Nicki later tweeted, "She wanted to get it poppin so I got it poppin right back. I'm not kidding. Tittieez on fleek."

Tom Brady Respect My Off-Season Training

Tom Brady likes his buns toasted ... Gisele Bundchen's that is.

Tom dropped back to his Costa Rican beachfront estate with Gisele and the fam for his annual off-season vacay.

Sure, Tom has a shiny new trophy that says otherwise -- but, from this angle, it's clear the real MVP in this family wears a bikini. A very small green bikini.

Yeah, we know what you're thinking ... #FML.

Sam Smith A Hairy Crack Up!

Sam Smith may be smooth when it comes to singing, but not when he's lying on his stomach.

The "Stay with Me" singer revealed on his Instagram he has a plush trail ... happy for some, not for others.

You know his lyric, "It's not a good look." Just sayin'.

Otherwise, he's pretty awesome.

Elizabeth Olsen Cover-Up in Malibu

Elizabeth Olsen, the younger sister of the Olsen Twins, was hangin' on the beach in Malibu ... lookin' hot and leaving a lot to the imagination.

The "Godzilla" star broke off her engagement to super-hot model Boyd Holbrook in January.

It's clearly a case of post breakup hotness, right?

Russell Wilson Cruisin' With Samantha Hoopes Is He Dating Bikini Model?!

Here's video of Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson out in Hollywood ... with Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Samantha Hoopes riding shotgun -- so, is this a date?!??

The two were leaving Katsuya in Hollywood in what appears to be a pimped out vintage Rolls-Royce convertible ... with some dude sitting in the backseat.

Wilson is very single after pulling the plug on his two year marriage to his college sweetheart Ashton Wilson last year.

As for Hoopes ... she's 24-years-old and smokin' hot ... and also loves football.

We're trying to find out more ... in the meantime, enjoy these photos ...

9:40 AM PT -- Well placed sources tell us ... the two are definitely NOT in a relationship ... but really enjoy hanging out with each other.

Patrick Schwarzenegger Miley's Worst Nightmare New Spring Break Pics WITH EX GF!!

Patrick Schwarzenegger's just doing what every guy does on spring break, but in these new photos he happens to be doing it with his ex-girlfriend ... which will be harder to explain to Miley Cyrus.

The pics just surfaced from the same day he was doing body shots off his BFF's girlfriend ... and relatively speaking, they're pretty innocent.

PS and the green bikini hottie -- named Taylor Burns -- are chatting, laughing, and she was even considerate enough to rub suntan lotion on his back. The sun IS hot down Mexico way.

Here's the thing ... guys and girls socialize on Spring break -- sometimes up close and drunkenly. Patrick's just having a regular college experience. His challenge is Miley didn't have that experience.

Still, we gotta say the ex-factor does complicate things. Good luck, Patrick.

Alessandra Ambrosio Is it Cool If I Bring The Kids To My TOPLESS Photoshoot?

Go play, kiddo ... mommy's wabos are out -- is what we imagine Alessandra Ambrosio shouted at some point during her topless photoshoot slash family outing.

The Victoria's Secret supermodel brought the girls out in Malibu Thursday. She also brought her fiance, her son, and her daughter too.

Of course, she still looked fine as hell, it's just ... her son walking into the shot does change the mood quite a bit.

Hint: Cover up the kid with your hand. Muuuch better.

We gotta ask ...

Is It Weird?

Lacey Wildd Crash Diet Safety Feature: Ginormous Airbags

By the size of her monstrous camel sacks ... you wouldn't know reality star Lacey Wildd is starving -- but she's 6 weeks into a dangerous diet ... all to become an extreme real life Barbie.

The 46-year-old mother of six (eight if you count the twins) has undergone 36 plastic surgeries -- but is scrambling to shed as many pounds as possible before her 37th, which will be -- you guessed it ... another boob job.

TLC's "My Strange Addiction" and "Botched" star is going from LLL to QQQ, and says she's dropped 22 lbs by eating nothing more than an apple a day.

She says doctors have warned her to stop, but she's determined to become a walking cartoon character.

Note to Lacey: Mission accomplished.

Kylie Jenner When I Was 17 ...

17-year-old Kylie Jenner donned a revealing bathing suit during a photo shoot in the Hollywood Hills on Tuesday ... and did we mention she's 17?

Last week, Kylie's 25-year-old boyfriend Tyga finally confirmed their relationship by posting a pic of 17-year-old Kylie with the caption, "Certain things catch your eye, but only few capture the heart."

It's unclear where the pics from this photo shoot will end up getting published, but we'd suggest ... Seventeen magazine.

Fun fact: Kylie Jenner is only 17-years-old.

Rob Lowe Son Rags on Shirtless Pic That's 'Bad Decision Rob Lowe'

We've all have embarrassing photos from our past -- one of Rob Lowe's surfaced Tuesday night, and his son had the BEST time railing on his dad.

Lowe -- who was celebrating his "deal with the devil" 51st birthday -- was out at Craig's in West Hollywood with his family when a young autograph seeker showed up with an epic photo of Rob, circa 1980s.

Lowe's son Johnny was hilarious, invoking Rob's infamous DirecTV commercials.