"Millionaire Matchmaker" star Candace Smith made the perfect love connection on an L.A. beach Tuesday ... between her ass and the paparazzi.

Candace -- a former beauty queen -- hit the sand for some volleyball and a pigskin toss (looks like she has game) ... with her pal ex-Miss USA Susie Castillo.

Like all finely tuned athletes ... Candace knows nothing's more important than stretching. Well, that and a very small bikini.

Nicki Minaj didn't get pissed when a female fan grabbed her ass onstage, she got even … with a handful of the fan's boob.

Minaj was performing in Frankfurt, Germany over the weekend when she brought up the fan ... who figured, "What the hell" -- and grabbed Nicki's famous cakes with everything she had.

Watch how Nicki played it cool -- this ain't her first rodeo -- and props to her well-endowed fan too.

Nicki later tweeted, "She wanted to get it poppin so I got it poppin right back. I'm not kidding. Tittieez on fleek."

Tom Brady likes his buns toasted ... Gisele Bundchen's that is.

Tom dropped back to his Costa Rican beachfront estate with Gisele and the fam for his annual off-season vacay.

Sure, Tom has a shiny new trophy that says otherwise -- but, from this angle, it's clear the real MVP in this family wears a bikini. A very small green bikini.

Yeah, we know what you're thinking ... #FML.

Sam Smith may be smooth when it comes to singing, but not when he's lying on his stomach.

The "Stay with Me" singer revealed on his Instagram he has a plush trail ... happy for some, not for others.

You know his lyric, "It's not a good look." Just sayin'.

Elizabeth Olsen, the younger sister of the Olsen Twins, was hangin' on the beach in Malibu ... lookin' hot and leaving a lot to the imagination.

The "Godzilla" star broke off her engagement to super-hot model Boyd Holbrook in January.

Here's video of Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson out in Hollywood ... with Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Samantha Hoopes riding shotgun -- so, is this a date?!??

The two were leaving Katsuya in Hollywood in what appears to be a pimped out vintage Rolls-Royce convertible ... with some dude sitting in the backseat.

Wilson is very single after pulling the plug on his two year marriage to his college sweetheart Ashton Wilson last year.

As for Hoopes ... she's 24-years-old and smokin' hot ... and also loves football.

We're trying to find out more ... in the meantime, enjoy these photos ...

9:40 AM PT -- Well placed sources tell us ... the two are definitely NOT in a relationship ... but really enjoy hanging out with each other.

Patrick Schwarzenegger's just doing what every guy does on spring break, but in these new photos he happens to be doing it with his ex-girlfriend ... which will be harder to explain to Miley Cyrus.

The pics just surfaced from the same day he was doing body shots off his BFF's girlfriend ... and relatively speaking, they're pretty innocent.

PS and the green bikini hottie -- named Taylor Burns -- are chatting, laughing, and she was even considerate enough to rub suntan lotion on his back. The sun IS hot down Mexico way.

Here's the thing ... guys and girls socialize on Spring break -- sometimes up close and drunkenly. Patrick's just having a regular college experience. His challenge is Miley didn't have that experience.

Still, we gotta say the ex-factor does complicate things. Good luck, Patrick.

Go play, kiddo ... mommy's wabos are out -- is what we imagine Alessandra Ambrosio shouted at some point during her topless photoshoot slash family outing.

The Victoria's Secret supermodel brought the girls out in Malibu Thursday. She also brought her fiance, her son, and her daughter too.

Of course, she still looked fine as hell, it's just ... her son walking into the shot does change the mood quite a bit.

Hint: Cover up the kid with your hand. Muuuch better.

We gotta ask ...

By the size of her monstrous camel sacks ... you wouldn't know reality star Lacey Wildd is starving -- but she's 6 weeks into a dangerous diet ... all to become an extreme real life Barbie.

The 46-year-old mother of six (eight if you count the twins) has undergone 36 plastic surgeries -- but is scrambling to shed as many pounds as possible before her 37th, which will be -- you guessed it ... another boob job.

TLC's "My Strange Addiction" and "Botched" star is going from LLL to QQQ, and says she's dropped 22 lbs by eating nothing more than an apple a day.

She says doctors have warned her to stop, but she's determined to become a walking cartoon character.

Note to Lacey: Mission accomplished.

17-year-old Kylie Jenner donned a revealing bathing suit during a photo shoot in the Hollywood Hills on Tuesday ... and did we mention she's 17?

Last week, Kylie's 25-year-old boyfriend Tyga finally confirmed their relationship by posting a pic of 17-year-old Kylie with the caption, "Certain things catch your eye, but only few capture the heart."

It's unclear where the pics from this photo shoot will end up getting published, but we'd suggest ... Seventeen magazine.

Fun fact: Kylie Jenner is only 17-years-old.

We've all have embarrassing photos from our past -- one of Rob Lowe's surfaced Tuesday night, and his son had the BEST time railing on his dad.

Lowe -- who was celebrating his "deal with the devil" 51st birthday -- was out at Craig's in West Hollywood with his family when a young autograph seeker showed up with an epic photo of Rob, circa 1980s.

Lowe's son Johnny was hilarious, invoking Rob's infamous DirecTV commercials.

Michael Sam blew the judges away last night ... at least his ass did ... because the wannabe NFL star's booty was the talk of the ballroom on last night's "Dancing with the Stars."

The dancing was fine. His footwork was sloppy ... but after Sam cut a rug to "Uptown Funk," judges Bruno and Len couldn't stop talking about the junk in Sam's trunk.

Bruno -- "That butt was a work of art. Michelangelo's 'David' has nothing on you."

Len -- "You could win 'Rear of the Year' and I could win 'Ass of the Past.'

Here's Hilary Duff ... showing off what Mike Comrie will be missing out on now that she's decided to pull the plug on her marriage to the former hockey star.

Duff posted the pic to her Instagram account ... with the caption, "Hey #moms #westillgotit ❤️ #loveyourbod."

Duff and Comrie separated in January 2013 ... but she finally filed for divorce back in February.

First Lady Michelle Obama has been indoctrinated into a cult -- the one where you have to wear yoga pants and sweat all over a stationary bicycle.

Yes ... we got video proof of Mrs. O's commitment to SoulCycle ... as she left a spin class Sunday. Our photog spotted her leaving the Georgetown area location in a hoodie with a few Secret Service members in tow.

One of the bodyguards was sporting a gym outfit that makes it seem like she drew the short straw ... and had to spin through her shift with the First Lady.

Michelle is ALL IN -- she's even sporting SC gear ... and she's been a regular at the D.C. location since it opened last summer. Her fellow worshipers have noticed.

With Season 20 of "DWTS" upon us, get swept off your feet with the 18 sexiest shirtless photos Val's teased on social media!

It's 48 degrees and cloudy in Detroit ... so Matt Stafford's future wife hit Vegas for her bachelorette party -- and proved her ass can hang with the best of 'em!!!

Kelly Hall and her gal pals hit the pool party at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand ... where she did some bikini crowdsurfing ... bikini cheerleading ... and other bikini-clad activities -- under the 85 degree Vegas sun.

The Detroit Lions quarterback and his college sweetheart got engaged last year ... and they famously broke the news at a Cold Stone Creamery.

Now, the wedding is right around the corner -- hopefully, the reception will be half as much fun a the bachelorette party!!