Hot Brazilian Model Beach Football ... In a Thong

Here's hot Brazilian model Natalia Borges playing some beach football in Miami Beach ... with her NYC nightclub honcho fiance Michael Satsky.

Love the uniform.

Peyton Manning T-Shirts in the Pool ... They Ain't Just for Fat Guys!

Peyton Manning has not officially decided if he's coming back to play in the NFL next season, but one thing is for sure ... the Denver Broncos QB needs to retire that t-shirt!

The future Hall of Famer and his family were spotted poolside in Miami Beach this week, where the QB committed the personal foul of wearing a shirt in the pool ... a move usually reserved for offensive linemen.

Too much Papa John's in the off-season, perhaps?

Chris Brown His Baby's Got ... A Model Mother

If nothing else ... Chris Brown was swimming in the right end of the gene pool when he knocked up his baby mama -- as evidenced by these pics.

As we told you ... the mother's name is Nia -- a 31-year-old from Texas who used to do some modeling, and she also appeared in music videos. We're guessing that's how she first hooked up with Chris years ago.

Check out the photo gallery of her from back in the day. Chris' baby is blessed.

Drake Loving Life Down Under ... A Hot Chick's Bikini

Drake did a little importing for his Australian tour -- flying in a hot chick -- from NY to keep him company.

The "If You're Reading This It's Too Late" rapper was chilling at his hotel pool in Perth, Australia, wearing a smoking babe in a bikini, named Bernice Burgos. We're told they met back in NYC, and they've been "knowing" each other since 2012. Drizzy immortalized her in his verse for the song, "Odio."

She's clearly hot enough to warrant a plane ticket half way around the world.

By the way, rare shots of Drake shirtless. He ain't hardcore, but he's looking ... fit.

Nicole Murphy I've Got A Type ... And It's Ripped

Nicole Murphy likes 'em big ... real big ... and younger from the looks of things down on Miami Beach.

The reality star was hanging with enormously buff Brit model David McIntosh over the weekend. Considering she split with ex-NFL stud Michael Strahan last August ... it definitely looks like the lady has a type.

But sources connected to Nicole tell us despite their perfect physiques (she's freakin' 47) being so close ... they only hooked up for a photo shoot. No banging. Not yet.

The two of them together though -- quite a body of work.

21 Sexy Instagram Photos of Justin Bieber To Make Him Your #MCM

Justin Bieber is finally 21 ... making him the most deserving of your #ManCrushMonday love.

Check out the 21 hottest reasons to celebrate the Biebs today -- one for every candle on his cake!

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Cindy Crawford Lawsuit Threatened No One Screws with Her Body!

Cindy Crawford's stock in trade is her body and now her people are out for blood, claiming the person who posted this pic (above) severely altered it to make her look bad.

The lawyer for Cindy's photographer

-- obtained by TMZ -- threatening everyone who posted the pic with a lawsuit if they didn't take it down and apologize. The lawyer says the original pic was stolen and then doctored to make her midsection look haggard.

The lawyer included a statement from the famous photog, who says he took the pic for Marie Claire Mexico and someone stole it from him and Photoshopped it.

The letter apparently worked ... some media outlets are already complying.

Shortly after the altered pic hit the Internet, Cindy's hubby, Rande Gerber, posted the pic below, showing the real deal.

10 Hot New Yoga Poses As Taught By Hilaria Baldwin

For Hilaria Baldwin, all the world's a yoga studio.

Alec's hot wife has been using her Instagram account to show us that there isn't anywhere she can't get her zen on. Check out her 10 most inventive poses!

10. The Cook

9. The Dry-Cleaner

8. The Scholar

7. The Handy Woman

6. The Stylist

5. The Pampered Wife

4. The Health Freak

3. The Businesswoman

2. The Housewife

1. The Curbside Step

We get it Hilaria, you're very flexible.

Kim Kardashian Nothing Says 'Thank You' Like My Ass in a Thong

Major props to Kim Kardashian's Instagram minions -- because without them ... you wouldn't be staring at her bare ass cheeks right now.

Kim uploaded a shot of herself sporting a thong -- ass-side up, of course -- to her Instagram account to celebrate reaching 27 million followers.

For what it's worth ... it appears to be a throwback pic, since Kim was in London Wednesday night (for the Brit Awards) -- we're doubting she packed swimwear.

There. Don't say she never did anything for you.

Khloe It's Kardashian Ass Season Again

With most of the country still suffering through a brutal winter, Khloe Kardashian ushered in Kardashian butt season Wednesday in Beverly Hills by sporting a pair of see-through yoga pants.

If the past is any indication, you can expect Kim, Kendall, Kourtney and even young Kylie to follow suit ... because one Kardashian butt is like a signal to all Kardashian butts to come out and play.

Nature is a glorious thing.

Beyonce Lunch Date ... With a Side of Boob

Beyonce was bouncing all over L.A. ... because her tatas went commando while house hunting with Jay Z.

Shopping for a new home can be liberating -- and it certainly was for Bey's girls ... which got some freedom and sunshine during a lunch break at Gracias Madre in West Hollywood.

As we've reported ... Jay & Beyonce have spent several months searching for the perfect L.A. house to purchase and make their West Coast HQ.

Just a feeling, but something's gonna open up for them soon.

Flawless.

25 Photos Of WWE Diva Nikki Bella To Make Her Your Main Event For #WCW

As two-time WWE Divas Champion, Nikki Bella knows how to bring the heat in the ring ... and on Instagram.

We've gathered 25 of the sexiest social media shots that make this Bella twin a clean finish for your Woman Crush Wednesday. Don't tap out until you've seen them all!

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Irina Shayk I EAT LIKE A FATTY 4 Burgers In 1 Night

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File Under: "Yeah, right ..."

Smokin' hot swimsuit model Irina Shayk says she ate THREE burgers at the Vanity Fair post-Oscars party last year -- and this year, she was gunning for FOUR.

So ... you buyin' that?

BTW -- directly after making the statements, Irina went on the red carpet in her half-naked outfit and showed off the body that gorging on burgers built.

Yum.

Irina Shayk Half-Naked & Rebounding ... At Post-Oscars Bash

Think Cristiano Ronaldo's kicking himself yet??

Here's recently single Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition supermodel Irina Shayk ... showing off everything from her underboob to her side ass at the Vanity Fair party Sunday night in Hollywood.

The 29-year-old gave Ronaldo the boot last month after rumors began circulating that he was bangin' other chicks ... so she's very single and by the looks of things, very ready to mingle.

For the record, there were a ton of hot single dudes at the VF party -- including Orlando Bloom, Jared Leto and Common.

Happy rebounding.

Claudia Romani Sticking It Where Sun Does Shine [TMZ TV]

Nobody's more into hot nearly naked models like Claudia Romani ... than Claudia Romani. The Italian hottie hit the beach in Miami and put on an absolute clinic -- a selfie stick clinic.

Shame is not a word she's learned ... thankfully.

Pete Carroll Armed and Dangerous ... In Hawaii

Turns out ... Pete Carroll's pretty jacked.

The Seattle Seahawks coach was flexin' the guns during an island getaway in Hawaii ... and let's get serious, the dude's physique is pretty impressive.

Especially since he's 63-years-old.

#nosuperbowljokes #thistime

[H/T Busted Coverage]