Hot Bodies

The Miss Universe competition kicked off with hot ladies from around the world showing off their “national garb” ... which sounds really patriotic -- but it was really just an excuse to have fun with stereotypes!

Just ask Miss Canada ... the whole display was pucking ridiculous.

Charlotte McKinney's Super Bowl commercial for Carl's Jr. is awesome for sure ... although just about everyone is calling BS on her testimonial, because how can THAT chick eat a big fat burger?

McKinney was out Thursday at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills (the exact opposite of Carl's Jr) where it seemed the buxom blonde had a little sake with dinner. Or a lot.

Anyway when it came time to ask if she's a fan of Carl's ... she stayed on message like a pro.

Kate Upton, you've got a real challenger to your throne.

James Franco is teasing the Sundance premiere of his new film by teasing co-stars Zachary Quinto and Charlie Carver in a steamy hot shirtless pic of them sucking face and going at it.

If you somehow missed it, James will assume the position of Michael Glatze -- a former gay magazine editor turned anti-gay activist in the upcoming flick, "I Am Michael."

He just posted these pics on Instagram to give us all a taste of what's coming ... but if this is just the tip of this NSFW 3-way, we can assume things will get even steamier.

One thing's certain ... if you see this at the festival make sure you bring a tissue.

Kim Kardashian was way ahead of the curve ... training a camera on herself when she was just 4.

We're told Kim's "Selfish" book contains pics she took of herself in the year George Orwell made famous. She picked up a camera and instinctively decided there was nothing better than photographing herself ... so she did.

Here's what Kim said in pitching the book, "I took pictures of myself with digital cameras when I was in junior high and high school, and I just got hooked." And this will shock you ... she says, "I was always obsessed with selfies."

And we're told ... the book was Kanye's idea. He titled it and his creative team -- Donda -- came up with the look.

It's due out in May.

Ain't no shame in her game ... there are two things "Shahs of Sunset" star Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi won't lie about ... and they're both on her chest.

GG wants the world to know she got a boob job last month -- we had a few questions for her outside of Beso in Hollywood ... but the only thing she'd dish on were those juicy new cantaloupes.

While flaunting her assets off she boasts " I don't lie about plastic surgery" -- an obvious jab at celebs like Kylie Jenner and Paris Hilton who've been called out for possibly having work done.

Gotta get them out there while they still have that new boob smell.

11:49 AM PT -- Great news!!! A rep for Victoria's Secret tells us the company's official Super Bowl spot will be jam packed with scantily clad attractive people. This ad was just a teaser spot.

The final SB spot will be released Monday ... and as one person puts it ... "Trust me there is lingerie and more models in it."

And all is right with the world again.

See if you can figure out why this commercial for Victoria's Secret -- a company that specializes in lingerie and half-naked women -- is terrible.

As one person in the office puts it ... "You don't even get to see their hands."

Manny Pacquiao took over the famous TCL Chinese Theater in Hollywood Tuesday night for the premiere of his new documentary "Manny" ... with some help from big stars and hot models.

Jeremy Piven (who's featured in the movie) hit the red carpet to support the boxer ... along with Christina Milian, Chuck Liddell and Sugar Ray Leonard.

But the eye candy was also in full effect ... thanks to models like Abigail Ratchford, Chantel Zales and Arianny Celeste.

Blac Chyna swept through the launch of L.A.'s brand new Ace of Diamonds Gentlemen's Club like a hurricane ... raining down stacks of hundos on her former comrades-in-thongs.

Our stripper sources tell us Tyga's baby mama, and ex-stripper ... Blac Chyna got back to her roots Monday night at the club's grand opening and dropped about $10K on the dancers.

We're told BC was paid an appearance fee for poppin' in and rubbin' elbows booties -- so unlike all the guys there ... she probably broke even for the night.

Watch her work and see how it's done, son.

FUN FACT: Blac Chyna got her start on the poles of Miami's King of Diamonds (no relation).

Romeo Miller talked to us about his father possibly getting Lil Wayne in the No Limit fam -- but then Romeo's smoke show of a girlfriend stole the show.

Trust us ... no one was complaining! Except maybe Kim K.

On the left we have Amber Rose, jet-skiing earlier this week in Miami ... while on the right we have Kim Kardashian, putting her ample backside to good use while vacationing in Thailand last year.

The question is ...

One thing you can say about Amber Rose ... she's a crack jetskier.

Amber made waves Monday as she traversed South Beach in all her glory.

Amber Rose ... gluteus to the maximus.

Apologies to Chris Brown ... and deepest regrets to B.o.B. -- but social media just got harder for nearly naked African-American dongs since Instagram put the kibosh on #EggplantFriday.

So, if you want to see a dude's junk online ... you'll have to scour the 900 million other sites.

Instagram users will have to go somewhere else to get their vitamin D -- the social media site shut down the growing #eggplantFriday movement.

The hashtag had been used by thousands of people, like B.O.B. ... to post pics of their covered, yet bulging junk -- but Instagram pulled it from its search filter this week ... leaving women (and men) across America with no "eggplant" eye candy.

Calls to Instagram have not been returned -- but considering IG"s stance on boobs and nudity in general ... pretty clear why they 86'd it.

Sad day for the produce world ... and for wieners. However, there's always Twitter. #FreeTheEggplant anyone?

Happy Friday!

Lisa Rinna abides by the motto, "If ain't broke, don't fix it!" -- because she attended two parties ... 10 years apart ... in the exact same dress!!!

Care to venture a guess which photo was taken over the weekend and which was taken in 2005?

What do Serena Williams, Maria Sharapova and Danica Patrick have in common?

Second place ... so says "Criminal Minds" star Shemar Moore who says he's got a new girlfriend who's the #1 HOTTEST chick in pro sports.

So who's the mystery woman who was out with the notorious ladies man in L.A. this week?

Meet Shawna Gordon ... a pro soccer player with Sky Blue FC (a NJ-based team that competes in the National Women's Soccer League).

"If she stands up and turns around you might just faint," Moore told us ... before advising us to "look her up."

We did. Nice work bro.

Justin Bieber seems fed up with the snipers who claim his Calvin Klein ads are Photoshopped where it counts ... so he did what he had to do to make a point.

Biebs posted the photo Wednesday afternoon with the caption, "Photoshop lol" -- but, as we say in the law, res ipsa loquitur ... the thing speaks for itself.

As TMZ first reported, Bieber's legal team threatened to sue a website that claimed to have an un-retouched photo of Biebs' CK ad ... that made him look much, much tinier ... both above and below the Equator. The site quickly pulled it down, but lots of people remained unconvinced.