Hot Bodies

Apologies to Chris Brown ... and deepest regrets to B.o.B. -- but social media just got harder for nearly naked African-American dongs since Instagram put the kibosh on #EggplantFriday.

So, if you want to see a dude's junk online ... you'll have to scour the 900 million other sites.

Instagram users will have to go somewhere else to get their vitamin D -- the social media site shut down the growing #eggplantFriday movement.

The hashtag had been used by thousands of people, like B.O.B. ... to post pics of their covered, yet bulging junk -- but Instagram pulled it from its search filter this week ... leaving women (and men) across America with no "eggplant" eye candy.

Calls to Instagram have not been returned -- but considering IG"s stance on boobs and nudity in general ... pretty clear why they 86'd it.

Sad day for the produce world ... and for wieners. However, there's always Twitter. #FreeTheEggplant anyone?

Happy Friday!

Lisa Rinna abides by the motto, "If ain't broke, don't fix it!" -- because she attended two parties ... 10 years apart ... in the exact same dress!!!

Care to venture a guess which photo was taken over the weekend and which was taken in 2005?

What do Serena Williams, Maria Sharapova and Danica Patrick have in common?

Second place ... so says "Criminal Minds" star Shemar Moore who says he's got a new girlfriend who's the #1 HOTTEST chick in pro sports.

So who's the mystery woman who was out with the notorious ladies man in L.A. this week?

Meet Shawna Gordon ... a pro soccer player with Sky Blue FC (a NJ-based team that competes in the National Women's Soccer League).

"If she stands up and turns around you might just faint," Moore told us ... before advising us to "look her up."

We did. Nice work bro.

Justin Bieber seems fed up with the snipers who claim his Calvin Klein ads are Photoshopped where it counts ... so he did what he had to do to make a point.

Biebs posted the photo Wednesday afternoon with the caption, "Photoshop lol" -- but, as we say in the law, res ipsa loquitur ... the thing speaks for itself.

As TMZ first reported, Bieber's legal team threatened to sue a website that claimed to have an un-retouched photo of Biebs' CK ad ... that made him look much, much tinier ... both above and below the Equator. The site quickly pulled it down, but lots of people remained unconvinced.

Justin Bieber used lawyers to prove his Calvin Klein pics were the real deal ... and famous showman Jeff Beacher didn't touch up his spoof either -- not that you need a lawyer to know that.

Beacher got fake tatts to match Justin's and slipped into industrial strength tighty whities to show off his natural physique ... and to prove you don't need Photoshop to look sexy. But a hot chick always helps!

Beacher's taken on other famous posers ... like Kim Kardashian, David Beckham and Miley Cyrus -- and always emerged victorious.

So, question is ...

It only took a matter of hours before the website that posted a GIF making it appear Calvin Klein artificially endowed Justin Bieber with muscles and genitalia folded like a cheap suit.

TMZ broke the story ... Justin's legal team fired off a threatening letter to BreatheHeavy.com, demanding a retraction after the site posted a GIF making it appear that Bieber was way scrawnier and "smaller" than the Calvin Klein photo would suggest.

BreatheHeavy just caved and you can literally feel the fear. The site says, "Bieber denies the photo is real, and I respect that and will believe him."

But the site didn't stop there, quoting Bieber's personal trainer ... who said, "I can definitely confirm that he is a well-endowed guy. I sound weird saying that, but yes.”

Justin Bieber is angry a website made it look like Calvin Klein pumped up his muscles using Photoshop, and unless he gets an admission he's going to court.

Justin's team fired off a demand letter -- obtained by TMZ -- threatening breatheheavy.com with a defamation case for posting a GIF showing Justin transformed from mildly muscly to jacked.

The Biebs and company say the puny photo is fake ... clearly Photoshopped, and it's damaging his brand.

Tara Reid has a million reasons to rip off her clothes and have sex with a stranger -- a porn site likes what it sees and is offering big money for her to star in its next skin flick.

According to the offer, GameLink.com -- an on Demand porn site -- was so impressed by a sexy nude pic she posted on Instagram on NYE, it's ponying up $1M for her to, as they put it, "showcase her beauty and talent" by having sex on film.

Sounds like they only have her best interests in mind ... they're offering the 39-year-old an opportunity for her to tastefully explore her sexuality with full creative control.

No word yet if she'll accept ... but she could definitely squeeze one in before "Sharknado 3."

It was the scene that got the chop from "For the Love of the Game" ... Kevin Costner in the buff ... but KC tells TMZ Sports the fact his junk hit the cutting room floor doesn't bother him at all.

Back when the movie came out in '99, there were reports that the scene contained full-frontal Costner nudity ... but studio execs gave the scene the chop before it hit the big screen.

(You can imagine the emotions one must feel after being told your nude scene wasn't good enough to make the cut.)

But now Costner is telling us what really went down on the set -- and if he'll ever consider dropping trou on camera ever again.

Sorry ladies, don't hold your breath ...

Forget, "When a boy becomes a man." We know what Calvin Klein does when he doesn't.

Check out Justin Bieber's wisp of a happy trail in the pic from the raw video of the photo shoot. Now check out the photo taken for the print ad ... seems like Justin got a digital pelvic merkin.

It's ironic ... CK is trying to make Biebs look more like a man, after being slammed for years for using hairless, nubile young models.

It's confirmed ... Kim Kardashian isn't a terrorist ... but TSA just got all up in that bitch just to make sure.

Kim's five-alarm booty must have tripped the sensors Wednesday at a LAX security checkpoint ... she got the royal pat down by a female TSA officer while an annoyed Kanye West looked on.

It's unclear how long it took or what prompted it, but one thing we know for sure ... nothing fell between the cracks in this search.

The model who caressed Justin Bieber during his Calvin Klein shoot is getting death threats.
Lara Stone dared to get handsy with Biebs, and some of J.B.'s fans have gone off the deep end.

One girl was direct, tweeting, "I'll kill that girl." In case it was too subtle, the chick followed the threat up with emojis of 3 guns and a knife, and a collage, featuring a girl brandishing a gun.

Another girl was just as crazy, saying, "hi bitch i hate u. touch justins d*** again and ill kill u im not joking."

And there's this ... "back off or i'll kill you, please and thanks. no pressure :).

We reached out to Lara to find out if she's taking the threats serious. So far, no word back.

No, a backdoor didn't smack Farrah Abraham in the face ... she got what could well be the worst lip injections in the annals of medical history.

Farrah may look monsterish, but that didn't stop her from posting the pics online herself with the caption, "Girlfriends don't say I didn't warn ya ! #BOTCHED California #ER #fixit"

We're told Farrah was getting a new procedure, where the doctor puts an implant in the patients lip ... which in theory is cost effective because you don't have to maintain the work with fillers.

Farrah says she researched the doctor and the procedure and decided it was a safe bet. She was wrong. She says the doctors injected her with an anesthetic before the procedure ... and believes she had a MAJOR allergic reaction.

Farrah is no stranger to artificially enhancing body parts, but this takes the cake.

The "Backdoor Teen Mom" star tried to put a good face on it, comparing herself to Leela from "Futurama."

Leonardo DiCaprio ran an experiment on New Year's Day -- can a guy with the beard of a homeless dude get a bunch of chicks to party with him in St. Barts?

You can see the results of Dr. DiCaprio's testing in these photos. Go ahead and click through the gallery -- he gathered a lot of evidence. Very hot evidence.

Leo shuttled a bunch of chicks -- half a dozen or so -- to a private beach only accessible by boat to celebrate 2015. While he smoked a vape pen and took in the scenery ... a staff of 5 served Leo and co. from a full bar on the beach.

Rihanna's New Year's Day seems like it was perfection -- wearing a tiny bikini while hanging out in St. Barts with a bunch of friends.