Jeff Beacher vs. Justin Bieber WHO'D YOU RATHER?

Justin Bieber used lawyers to prove his Calvin Klein pics were the real deal ... and famous showman Jeff Beacher didn't touch up his spoof either -- not that you need a lawyer to know that.

Beacher got fake tatts to match Justin's and slipped into industrial strength tighty whities to show off his natural physique ... and to prove you don't need Photoshop to look sexy. But a hot chick always helps!

Who'd You Rather?

Beacher's taken on other famous posers ... like Kim Kardashian, David Beckham and Miley Cyrus -- and always emerged victorious.

So, question is ...

Justin Bieber Retraction Victory He's Hunky and He's Packing

It only took a matter of hours before the website that posted a GIF making it appear Calvin Klein artificially endowed Justin Bieber with muscles and genitalia folded like a cheap suit.

TMZ broke the story ... Justin's legal team fired off a threatening letter to BreatheHeavy.com, demanding a retraction after the site posted a GIF making it appear that Bieber was way scrawnier and "smaller" than the Calvin Klein photo would suggest.

BreatheHeavy just caved and you can literally feel the fear. The site says, "Bieber denies the photo is real, and I respect that and will believe him."

But the site didn't stop there, quoting Bieber's personal trainer ... who said, "I can definitely confirm that he is a well-endowed guy. I sound weird saying that, but yes.”

Breatheheavy has removed the GIF and not only apologized to the Biebs ... but also to the blood thirsty Beliebers.

Justin Bieber Legal Team Threatens Suit Over GIF I'm Jacked, Not Puny!

Justin Bieber is angry a website made it look like Calvin Klein pumped up his muscles using Photoshop, and unless he gets an admission he's going to court.

Justin's team fired off a demand letter -- obtained by TMZ -- threatening breatheheavy.com with a defamation case for posting a GIF showing Justin transformed from mildly muscly to jacked.

The Biebs and company say the puny photo is fake ... clearly Photoshopped, and it's damaging his brand.

Bieber's team wants 2 things: remove the post and acknowledge the deception ... or else.

Tara Reid Nude Pic Impresses Porn Company $1M Sex Tape Offer

Tara Reid has a million reasons to rip off her clothes and have sex with a stranger -- a porn site likes what it sees and is offering big money for her to star in its next skin flick.

According to the offer, GameLink.com -- an on Demand porn site -- was so impressed by a sexy nude pic she posted on Instagram on NYE, it's ponying up $1M for her to, as they put it, "showcase her beauty and talent" by having sex on film.

Sounds like they only have her best interests in mind ... they're offering the 39-year-old an opportunity for her to tastefully explore her sexuality with full creative control.

No word yet if she'll accept ... but she could definitely squeeze one in before "Sharknado 3."

Kevin Costner I'm Not Bitter Over Deleted Nude Scene

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It was the scene that got the chop from "For the Love of the Game" ... Kevin Costner in the buff ... but KC tells TMZ Sports the fact his junk hit the cutting room floor doesn't bother him at all.

Back when the movie came out in '99, there were reports that the scene contained full-frontal Costner nudity ... but studio execs gave the scene the chop before it hit the big screen.

(You can imagine the emotions one must feel after being told your nude scene wasn't good enough to make the cut.)

But now Costner is telling us what really went down on the set -- and if he'll ever consider dropping trou on camera ever again.

Sorry ladies, don't hold your breath ...

Justin Bieber Calvin Klein's Happy Trail of LIES!!!

Forget, "When a boy becomes a man." We know what Calvin Klein does when he doesn't.

Check out Justin Bieber's wisp of a happy trail in the pic from the raw video of the photo shoot. Now check out the photo taken for the print ad ... seems like Justin got a digital pelvic merkin.

Who'd You Rather

It's ironic ... CK is trying to make Biebs look more like a man, after being slammed for years for using hairless, nubile young models.

So we gotta ask ...

Kim Kardashian TSA Getting Handsy With Her T&A

It's confirmed ... Kim Kardashian isn't a terrorist ... but TSA just got all up in that bitch just to make sure.

Kim's five-alarm booty must have tripped the sensors Wednesday at a LAX security checkpoint ... she got the royal pat down by a female TSA officer while an annoyed Kanye West looked on.

It's unclear how long it took or what prompted it, but one thing we know for sure ... nothing fell between the cracks in this search.

Calvin Klein Model Lara Stone Warned: Back Off Bieber Bitch Or We'll Kill You

The model who caressed Justin Bieber during his Calvin Klein shoot is getting death threats.
Lara Stone dared to get handsy with Biebs, and some of J.B.'s fans have gone off the deep end.

One girl was direct, tweeting, "I'll kill that girl." In case it was too subtle, the chick followed the threat up with emojis of 3 guns and a knife, and a collage, featuring a girl brandishing a gun.

Another girl was just as crazy, saying, "hi bitch i hate u. touch justins d*** again and ill kill u im not joking."

And there's this ... "back off or i'll kill you, please and thanks. no pressure :).

We reached out to Lara to find out if she's taking the threats serious. So far, no word back.

Farrah Abraham Pays Dearly for Lip Service

No, a backdoor didn't smack Farrah Abraham in the face ... she got what could well be the worst lip injections in the annals of medical history.

Farrah may look monsterish, but that didn't stop her from posting the pics online herself with the caption, "Girlfriends don't say I didn't warn ya ! #BOTCHED California #ER #fixit"

We're told Farrah was getting a new procedure, where the doctor puts an implant in the patients lip ... which in theory is cost effective because you don't have to maintain the work with fillers.

Farrah says she researched the doctor and the procedure and decided it was a safe bet. She was wrong. She says the doctors injected her with an anesthetic before the procedure ... and believes she had a MAJOR allergic reaction.

Farrah is no stranger to artificially enhancing body parts, but this takes the cake.

The "Backdoor Teen Mom" star tried to put a good face on it, comparing herself to Leela from "Futurama."

Leo DiCaprio Booze, Boobs & That Beard In Private Island Bash

Leonardo DiCaprio ran an experiment on New Year's Day -- can a guy with the beard of a homeless dude get a bunch of chicks to party with him in St. Barts?

You can see the results of Dr. DiCaprio's testing in these photos. Go ahead and click through the gallery -- he gathered a lot of evidence. Very hot evidence.

Leo shuttled a bunch of chicks -- half a dozen or so -- to a private beach only accessible by boat to celebrate 2015. While he smoked a vape pen and took in the scenery ... a staff of 5 served Leo and co. from a full bar on the beach.

Even for Leo ... this is one helluva party.

Rihanna Starting the New Year Off Right

Rihanna's New Year's Day seems like it was perfection -- wearing a tiny bikini while hanging out in St. Barts with a bunch of friends.

Must be nice.

Bethenny Frankel Breaks Out the Bikini Body and the New Boyfriend

Which do you think bothers Bethenny Frankel's soon-to-be ex-husband more -- seeing her amazing body in a tiny bikini ... or that she's rocking it with her new man?

Frankel spent the day of New Year's Eve on the beach in Miami with new beau Michael Cerussi. Bethenny's daughter with estranged hubby Jason Hoppy is reportedly with the couple on the trip.

As if all this wasn't enough to irk Hoppy -- whose divorce from Bethenny is still not quite final -- Frankel tweeted, "NYE day & i'm exactly where i want to be with exactly who I want to be with."

Ouch.

Guess the Bodacious Bikini Backside

Any guesses on who is the owner of this fantastic behind ... after she was spotted frolicking on Miami Beach this week?

Heidi Klum Takes Out Her Girls ... While Seal Takes Out Their Kids

It's a tale of two parents -- while Heidi Klum frolicked around topless in St. Barts with her boyfriend Vito Schnabel ... Seal took their kids to Mammoth for a ski vacation.

Heidi's moguls are the best around.

Salma Hayek Mama Mia ... That's Some Body!

Salma Hayek is not one to flaunt her curves -- we rarely see her rocking little black bikinis -- which is why we're showing you these pics of her ... rocking a little black bikini.

Salma was yachting in St. Barts with her husband Francois-Henri Pinault over the holiday weekend.

A 48-year-old mother should not look that good ... but we're glad she does.

Miley Cyrus My Nipples Gotta Be Free

Miley Cyrus did not suffer a nip slip ... instead she offered a nip TIP to the world -- as in, GET YER YA YAS OUT -- and it instantly took over the Internet.

Miley showed out for the "Free the Nipple" campaign by posting a topless Instagram with a caption taunting people to report her whoppers-gone-wild. Surprisingly, it stayed up much longer than celeb nudes usually do. We're guessing Instagram takes holidays off too.

Miley also posted a series of mocked up -- and disturbing -- images of topless Hannah Montana to push the message ... which has also been touted by Chelsea Handler, Rumor and Scout Willis, and Cara Delevingne.

Miley's social media game is on point.