Audrina Patridge Please Love Me, Nerds … Working Blue at Comic-Con

Audrina Patridge did her best to infiltrate nerd mecca by using her only best asset -- her ridiculous body, covered in paint -- but just ended up sticking out like a sore thumb.

Patridge tried to blend in at Comic-Con by dressing up as Mystique from X-Men Friday in San Deigo.

Truth is, if there weren't cameras all over the convention center, Audrina probably wouldn't be rubbing elbows with Wookies and Klingons -- but she gets some props for the authentic comic book Mystique costume.

She'd get way more if she'd gone as one of the movie versions.

Selena & Cara We See the Signs … But What Do They Mean?

Selena Gomez flew back to LA after her birthday trip with two things in tow -- her new BFF Cara Delevingne … and a mysterious rose.

So, we're saying there's a chance -- or it could just be a giant put-on.

Not that we'd care if it was.

Cara Delevingne & Selena Gomez Getting Wet Together

It's Selena Gomez's birthday, but we're getting the gifts -- behold Selena and Cara Delevingne showering ... together ... in bikinis ... on a yacht.

Our favorite new BFFs made the sexiest pitch for water conservation while continuing SG's bday week celebration in St. Tropez -- but this time they had company in the form of Tommaso "Tommy" Chiabra.

In addition to ruining an otherwise perfect moment ... Chiabra has been seen with Gomez a lot recently, and has also been linked to 'Gossip Girl' Jessica Szohr.

Hate him. Love the pics.

The Rock Don't Ask Hercules How Much He Benches! That's Sooo High School

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When ya see a guy the size of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson … one obvious question pops in your head, but whatever you do -- do NOT ask it out loud … as our camera guy learned.

The Rock -- so damn huge he's playing "Hercules" -- was in NYC Tuesday when our pap fell into gym meathead mode and asked, "How much are you benching?"

You gotta see Rock's initial reaction to the question (which he must hear 100 times/day) -- but he does eventually hit the photog with the perfect answer … for the smartass question.

Our guy shoulda learned from Alex Pettyfer -- who made the same screwup on Muscle Beach last weekend.

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Selena Gomez Cara D. Floats Her Boat for Bday Bash

Selena Gomez celebrated her 22nd birthday in St. Tropez with smoking hot model Cara Delevingne -- who famously celebrated … other stuff with Michelle Rodriguez.

Now Cara's got Selena's back. We're undecided about her front … for now.

Selena Gomez & Cara Delevingne Let's Be Friends

Notorious friender Cara Delevingne has a new gal pal ... Selena Gomez, who celebrated her 22nd birthday with Delevingne aboard a yacht in St. Tropez.

Forget posing for a pic with model Tanz Watson, if Selena really wants to make Justin Bieber jealous ... this is how you do it.

Lea Michele Thongs for the Vacation ... Assets Out for BF

Lea Michele proudly displayed the 3 Bs during her Italian vacay -- boyfriend, boat, and a whole lot of her thong-framed butt.

The "Glee" star was spotted making out with her bf Matthew Paetz ... onboard a boat off Positano this weekend.

Apparently, Matthew's gigolo "research" is paying off -- cause the "coach" is scoring big time on the open sea.

That's amoré!

Alex Pettyfer Busted by Muscle Beach Freaks ... Of Nature

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"Magic Mike" star Alex Pettyfer royally pissed off the wrong guys -- some muscle-bound dudes at world famous Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.

Watch this ... it's a safe bet AP will never again ask another dude with 8-pack abs and 38DD pecs about his lifting regimen!

'Frozen' Meets 'Once Upon a Time' Princess Elsa Doesn't Go 2 Pieces (But She Should Have)

"Once Upon a Time" finally found its Princess Elsa ... Georgina Haig was on set Wednesday to shoot after beating out a smoking hot bikini model. Fairy tales don't always come true.

Georgina was sporting the signature blonde wig and blue dress from "Frozen" ... but if ABC had selected Anna Faith -- who campaigned hard for the part -- this photo could look much, much different.

Sure, they probably would've put Anna in the same stupid dress, but still ... the producers might have made a mistake here.

Just sayin' ...

Elle MacPherson Clearly Not of This Earth SHE'S 50!!!!

Hurry up and look at this photo of Elle MacPherson in a bikini, because at some point she's going to return to her home planet and we'll never see her again.

The 50-year-old supermodel (kids, this is what a supermodel looks like) posted the ridiculous photo to her Twitter page the other day, with a caption reading, "Super greens... After super swim."

As if you needed more proof Elle looks INSANE for her age ... Courtney Love just turned 50 as well.

Rock on, Elle.

Maria Sharapova HARDCORE SAND DUNE WORKOUT

Maria Sharapova is such a badass ... she hit the sand dunes BEFORE the ESPYs to sneak in a killer workout ... and we've got the pics.

The tennis superstar was out in Manhattan Beach where she ran up the sandy hills for about an hour ... showing off her killer abs in the process.

A short time later, Sharapova swapped out the gym clothes for a fancy dress and went to the award show -- where she towered over her co-presenter Floyd Mayweather in a pretty hilarious segment.

Denise Richards Still Drop Dead Gorgeous

Wearing a tiny pink bikini, 43-year-old Denise Richards showed off her fantastic body ... looking as if "Wild Things" came out last week and not 16 years ago.

When you factor in she's had two kids ... and had to deal with her Charlie Sheen drama ... it's even more amazing.

Taylor Swift Bares Back with Extra Leg

Taylor Swift and every inch of her ridiculous legs she can legally show strutted into her apartment building ... in a pretty hot open back blouse too.

Taylor should never break up again ... with those short shorts.

Jessica Simpson Meet Jessica Johnson ... She's Smoking Hot!

Jessica Simpson debuted her married, smoking hot body ... captioning her Instagram photo with her new name "Jessica Johnson."

Marriage #2 does a body good.

'GoT' Star Nathalie Emmanuel 'Memba My Naked Butt? Of Course You Do

If you're a fan of "Game of Thrones" … or just a fan of really hot bodies sit back and enjoy our run-in with Nathalie Emmanuel -- who plays the Khaleesi's very able bodied assistant.

We caught up with her fully clothed -- but her now super famous 'GoT' scene really does make her fans … make strange noises.

Jenny McCarthy Check Out this View!

Jenny McCarthy is not spending time in a dark living room ... crying over her "View" firing. Quite the opposite ... she's giving strippers a run for their money.

Jenny hit up a cabaret show in Miami over the weekend after performing at a comedy show and her boobs were in full blossom, though not as much as the day before, when she showed up at a pool party in Vegas.

And she showed up Monday on Howard Stern's show.

Rosie who?