Hot Bodies

Smoke show Ana Braga hit the beach in Miami, proving there is at least one Brazilian on the planet NOT obsessed with the World Cup.

The bikini model who was once featured on the cover of Playboy Venezuela ... supported her futbol team Tuesday -- the same day they played Mexico -- by wearing a super teeny tiny g-string bikini.

Considering the Mexico match ended in a 0-0 tie ... Ana might need to wear even less for Brazil's next game.

Former Playboy playmates Karissa and Kristina Shannon frolicked on the beach in the Pacific Palisades yesterday with some unusual beach accessories ... burgers and fries.

Hef's ex-girlfriends enjoyed an afternoon at Will Rogers Beach with a few Big Macs and a couple orders of fries. The girls have done a ton of growing up -- all over -- since their Playboy days in 2009.

It may seem odd to bring fast food to the beach, but who doesn't love a set of juicy buns?

With their equally legendary backsides already enshrined in the Hall of Fame, Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez each wore outfits on Monday that showed off their commonly overshadowed cleavage.

First we have Kim (left) in New York City after having dinner with her sister Kourtney, and then J.Lo (right) appearing on 'The Tonight Show.'

The question is ...

According to reports ... Kanye stuck to his normal schtick during the gig -- ranting about how he wants to become a timeless icon like Walt Disney and Shakespeare.

The entire TMZ Sports newsroom just became fans of Team Mexico ... because every time the squad scores a goal, Playboy's 2013 Playmate of the Year is celebrating by bouncing around in a skimpy top.

Raquel Pomplun -- who was raised in Tijuana -- is live-cheering the game with Playboy and Hornitos tequila ... which basically means she quickly records a sexy video anytime Mexico does anything noteworthy.

Earlier today, Mexico scored its first goal of the World Cup against Cameroon ... and Pomplun went wild.

No one at the Maxim Hot 100 party had their conversations secretly recorded last night ... that's because V. Stiviano was TURNED AWAY at the door ... TMZ has learned.

According to our sources, Stiviano showed up to the Pacific Design Center looking to get in ... but she wasn't on the list. We're told Stiviano tried her best and put up a bit of a fight ... but ultimately she was persona non grata.

Candice Swanepoel arrived at the Maxim Hot 100 party in Los Angeles last night ... and quickly reminded us why she's #1 this year. Good luck knocking this off the throne next year.

Bow down.

Ryan Phillippe is suddenly looking JACKED on South Beach, and you can bet he's getting a ton of stares from the ladies -- and also possibly some gentlemen.

But only because he's their "th-inspiration." Yep, that's the only reason.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt hammed it up outside his trailer during a break from shooting his latest movie in Montreal.

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith took their tight, toned bodies to the beach today in Hawaii -- proving once again ... Jada is the hottest 42-year-old mom in a 2-piece.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith had something for everyone -- her toned ass barely covered in a bikini ... and his ripped arms in a tank top.

If you're impressed -- you're not alone. 13-year-old Willow was there too ... and looked pretty awestruck by her parents' ridiculous physiques.

Will still rules in Summertime.

Miss USA 2014 is a total knockout.

Turns out 24-year-old Nia Sanchez -- who won the title over the weekend -- can put you in a coma if you cross the line uninvited ... cause she has a fourth-degree black belt in tae kwon do (see below).

During the competition, Sanchez brought up her martial arts training twice during interviews, which she began practicing when she was 8.

Sparring partners ... take a number.

Mel Gibson was all smiles at UFC Fight Night 42 ... flanked by some pretty hot ring girls.

Gibson was front and center for the Henderson/Khabilov main card in Albuquerque. Mel hung out with some of the fighters, include Clay Guida and Cub Swanson.

With his criminal record expunged in the whole Oksana Grigorieva thing ... Mel seems care-free.

"Famous in 12" chick Jameelah Artiaga wants to set the record straight about her boobs ... they're 100% real -- even though tons of people online think she's got fake knockers.

Artiaga says her size 32DD tatas are far from fake ... and she doesn't understand why so many people on Twitter accused her of having implants after the show's debut.

Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch sent a letter to Casper ... asking him to play the lead love interest in an XXX film featuring the transsexual with whom he was rumored to have an online fling.

Hirsch says Sofie Vissa is locked and loaded for a film called, "Sofie on the DownLo" ... and Hirsch wants Casper to get it on with Vissa in the company's first-ever transsexual sex tape.

We're told Casper is being offered around $200,000 -- with big back end potential and the possibility of a sequel, "Casper, the Friendly Host."

Casper has not acknowledged any sort of relationship with Sofie.

Oscar winner and future "Star Wars" star Lupita Nyong'o showed off her picture perfect bikini body this week while walking along the beach in Maui.