Hot Bodies

Real Madrid captain Sergio Ramos and his teammates took their chiseled bods and hot lady friends on a massive (and expensive) yacht this week ... days before the Champions League Final.

Ramos, Luka Modric, Lucas Vazquez and their significant others met for some R&R leading up to the game against Juventus this Saturday ... chillin' with jet skis and catchin' some rays in Ibiza.

As for the yacht ... the 101-foot KIRIOS comes at a hefty $64,000 A WEEK and features 5 cabins with luxurious interior.

No sign of Cristiano Ronaldo, though ... but it sure looks like he was able to rest his legs a bit on his own.

Kristen Stewart enjoyed the benefits of dating supermodel Stella Maxwell by playing photographer for her during an impromptu photo shoot ... while hanging out of a moving car ... in lingerie.

Well, only Stella was showing off her bra, but Kristen hung out the window too Tuesday in New Orleans ... to snap what we can only imagine is that perfect Instagram shot.

Great view for people in the car behind them.

Kristen is fresh off her directorial debut in Cannes. We're guessing it went well, based on this celebration.

Antonio Brown ain't got nothin' on Shea Norton -- who celebrated a TD in the Legends Football League by going full motorboat on a female fan!!

Shea -- a tight end on the Seattle Mist -- caught a 9-yard out pattern and took it to paydirt in the Mist's 106-0 victory over the Denver Dream.

YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY -- A 106 POINT VICTORY.

But even crazier than the score, was Shea's celebration.

By the way, to the guy who reached over and slapped her ass ... THAT'S ASSAULT!

Scott Disick is burning every bridge he can with the Kardashian-Jenners, but at least he's doing it with super hot chicks ... like Chantel Jeffries.

Scott and Justin Bieber's ex-gf got super cozy on a yacht in Monaco Sunday. He seemed to be letting his hands do the talking ... to her bikini-clad ass ... while they lounged on a daybed.

As we reported, Scott's run afoul of the Kardashian sisters with his revenge mission against Kourtney. The Chantel rendezvous won't help that situation.

She's been friendly with Kylie Jenner ... so, we have no doubt his name will come up in a convo between them sometime soon.

New day, new chick? Over the weekend, Scott was seen getting flirty with Sofia Richie. She's already denied there's anything going on between them, but she has been hanging with Chantel over in Monaco.

Sofia took a pass, but Chantel looks like she's all in.

Bella Hadid knows how to make a splash ... it just helps when she's got a luxury yacht to jump from.

The supermodel showed off her figure in a thong bikini Monday while relaxing with British Formula One racing driver, Lewis Hamilton, in Monaco. He had no problem showing off his bod either.

Bella's been living the yacht life quite a bit since arriving in Cannes last week.

It's unclear if she's dating Hamilton or they're just hanging out, but as we can see ... Bella likes to jump in with both feet.

Bella Thorne double cupped it at a pool party in L.A. Sunday, and speaking of cups ...

The 19-year-old showed Scott Disick what he was missing in a lace bra and Moschino undies.

As you know, she bailed on Disick after just one day in Cannes. She seems to be on a mission ... posting videos of herself ... showing off her body.

She's been everywhere in L.A. since returning from the Film Festival ... including with her ex bf, Gregg Sulkin. Clearly she's trying to make the point -- she don't care.

Liziane Gutierrez took advantage of the warm Memorial Day holiday weekend to do what so many other women in Miami do -- show off her ass.

The Brazilian model soaked up the sun and hit the water in Miami beach Sunday in a barely there white one-piece swimsuit. She also hopped on a jet ski ... but strictly for selfie purposes.

Liziane's booty might look familiar. As we reported ... she dropped $25,000 to go under the knife a few months back to get an ass like Kim K.

Money well spent?

San Francisco 49ers defensive tackle Arik Armstead is winning the off-season -- getting himself a brand new GF who might be the most smoking hot future M.D. ever.

Arik, who's going into his 3rd year in the NFL, is dating Mindy Harwood -- better known on Instagram as Mindy Sittinpretty -- an IG force whose insane curves have brought her over 350k followers.

Want more perfection? Mindy is a very recent grad of The University Of Buffalo medical school which means she's brains AND body.

Check out the pics ... it's good for your health.

Bella Hadid hit up a huge Cannes fundraiser in an outfit that definitely raised ... spirits. And other stuff, we're sure.

Bella and her beaded, see-through gown made a ridiculously head-turning entrance -- and exit, no doubt -- at the annual amfAR Gala. It's like the biggest who's who event every year in Cannes ... but the lady knows how to stand out in a crowd.

As for Bella's mystery admirer -- it's not polite to stare.

But we can't blame ya.

1:57 PM PT -- Turns out Scott's new brunette isn't such a mystery after all -- she's celeb stylist Chloe Bartoli and the two have a history together -- including a 2015 hookup in Monte Carlo.

Scott Disick is clearly a new day/new girl enthusiast -- much to the chagrin of Bella Thorne.

Scott was hanging in his Cannes villa Thursday with an undeniably hot mystery brunette. It's unclear, but we're guessing he didn't fly to Cannes for the films.

It's interesting ... Scott was super handsy with Bella earlier this week in almost the exact same spot.

Kourtney Kardashian's dishing up something new in Cannes, and all we can say is ... Younes Bendjima is really bringing out her best.

Kourtney threw on a pink bikini for another yacht excursion Thursday in France with her bf. He's nearby, but we figured you didn't need to see him ... not while Kourt's showing off way more ass than she usually does. Her G-string is fighting a losing battle.

Pink seems to be Kourtney's fave color the last couple days, but that fantasstic two-piece is next level.

Your move, Kim.

If Elsa Hosk thought she could blend in with her surroundings by matching the colors of a fancy French pool deck ... well, she was sadly mistaken.

The Victoria's Secret Angel was seen taking in the sights -- and providing some, too -- at the Hotel du Cap Eden-Roc Hotel in Antibes, France Wednesday ... where her bikini and the deck she was on were almost one and the same.

Keyword ... almost.

Kourtney Kardashian's dress had everyone doing a double take Monday night as she hit the club scene in Cannes with Younes Bendjima because her outfit was a lot to stomach.

Kourtney and Younes hit up Gotha club with her sis, Kendall. They're all out there for the film festival, but the real show was Kourt's painted on dress which made it seem like she was half naked ... not that anyone was gawking, we're sure.

Kourtney has been looking unbelievably hot these days, so not like she needs any assistance.

Here's pictures of Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce's GF to once again prove that being good looking, athletic and rich is the way to true American happiness.

TMZ Sports has learned Kelce's been dating model/TV personality Kayla Nicole for the last six months ... and guess what? She's amazingly beautiful.

Travis previously chronicled his quest for love on a reality show called "Catching Kelce," and even though he fumbled there, he clearly made up for it in the non-reality-show-actual-life way.

Peep this, not only is Kayla smokin' she's also a Pepperdine grad ... meaning the woman's got brains as well as ...

Yeah, just check out the gallery.

Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner are cut from the same cloth ... when it comes to their asses on yachts, that is.

Kourtney and Kendall took a break from the hustle and bustle of the Cannes Film Festival and boarded a yacht in the resort town of Antibes ... which is between Cannes and Nice. Not that geography matters worth a crap ... you're here to see what they're what they're wearing.

Aside from swimwear ... Kourtney showed off her new man, Younes Bendjima -- and had some jet ski time with him and Kendall.

Bella Hadid's used to the high life, but even she had to make a few minor adjustments while cruising around on a baller yacht in France.

The supermodel got some sun and enjoyed a smoke Saturday in a smokin' hot bikini. Bella's in the country for the Cannes Film Festival, but there's always time to hang out with friends on a luxury double-decker yacht. All that's missing are the mimosas.