Hot Bodies

Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are going to be together for a very loooong time -- if opposite wardrobes attract.

J-Rod stepped out for a dinner date in Miami Thursday night, and J Lo made sure to showcase her dancer's legs in a BIG way. A-Rod, on the other hand, was rocking his finest preppy dad threads.

BTW, they left from the same house, seconds apart ... still making sure to NOT be photographed next to each other. Probably a good idea for Alex.

Models Melissa Molinaro and Candice Craig took their squat workout to L.A.'s scenic Runyon Canyon, but we doubt anyone was taking in Mother Nature while these 2 made their way down the hill.

Several Victoria's Secret models are uniting for a common goal -- making the Miami beach even hotter than usual.

Taylor Hill, Romee Strijd, Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, Sara Sampaio, Josephine Skriver and others posed together in very tight formation ... all wearing white, lacy lingerie because ... why the hell not?

Eva Longoria can still flaunt what her mama gave her -- 42 years ago, mind you -- as seen from the front, back and side.

Yes, 2 days before her 42nd bday ... Eva blessed us doing a photo shoot in L.A. while sporting a couple of one-piece swimsuits, and some seriously badass stilettos.

Happy birthday, Eva! Thanks for sharing your gifts.

Candice Swanepoel doesn't seem to know -- or care -- what water does to leather ... she swam with some of it on and nothing underneath.

The Victoria's Secret model was doing a photo shoot in Rio de Janerio for Vogue Brazil, which appears to be pushing leather jackets this season -- Fonzie-style.

Emily Ratajkowski took advantage of a nice warm day in SoCal to drink beers on the beach with her boyfriend ... and have him snaps pics of her.

Emily and musician Jeff Magid chilled on the Malibu sand and brought their fun-in-the-sun hats -- it looks like she got a much better tan, though.

It's the BIGGEST abdominal showdown ever -- Shaq hitting back at Big Show with some stomach muscles of his own ... and TMZ Sports has the video!

After Big Show posted pics of his own gut muscles last month, some people thought Shaq was backing out of their WrestleMania 33 match because he was scared of the 7-footer's impressive physique.

But Shaq tells us, "Big Show is scared. He called me 'fat.' I am PHAT ... Pretty Handsome And Tall."

CAN YOU DIG IT!?!!

Here's Alex Smith finally proving he has something Petyon Manning, Tom Brady, and Ben Roethlisberger don't ... muscles ... showing off his All-Pro physique on vacation.

While rumors swirl over Tony Romo taking his job, Alex is down in Hawaii canoeing, and from the look of these pictures, probably not eating much bread.

Farrah Abraham was all smiles just hanging out poolside ... nip slip and all.

The "Teen Mom" star's left boob totally went rogue. Or maybe her swimsuit just fits poorly -- in the front, anyway. Seems to fit to a T in the back.

She's gonna need way more sunscreen.

Prince Harry gave Jamaica a taste of his royal physique ... which included his abs.

Harry and his GF Meghan Markle were attending a friend's wedding on the island nation Saturday, and he made sure to show off his toned bod at the beach before jetting off.

Add Teyana Taylor to the list of smokin' hot women to peel on that classic red swimsuit -- but her version shows way more ass-ets than Pam's ever did.

Teyana was part of a "Baywatch" themed photo shoot down in Miami, and went with red hair to complement the swimwear. Between TT, Ashley Graham and Niki Taylor -- who still looks phenomenal -- who gets to be C.J. Parker?

They should wrestle for it.

O Canada! Your PM is sooo hot!!

Ridiculously hot pics of young Justin Trudeau show he was way more fit to be a god than Prime Minister.

The Internet is rightfully losing its collective mind over these shots of JT from back in the day when shirts and sleeves were optional.

We'll shut up now so you can resume drooling.

Ashley Graham is the new lifeguarding sheriff in town, and she put her bare butt on display to prove it!

Ash was in Miami on Wednesday for what looks like a "Baywatch" themed photo shoot -- although that classic red swimsuit was totally overshadowed by her assets.

Jessie James Decker needs the best lighting possible to show off her awesome body in a bikini -- and while in Miami ... she got it.

Eric Decker's smokin' hot wife hit Miami beach Tuesday for a photo shoot, where 1 of the lighting guys had to use a white bounce board on her for top-notch illumination.

Nicki Minaj ain't afraid to put her ass on the line ... on the heels of Remy Ma talking serious trash about it.

Nicki got strapped up in red from head to toe for Future's music vid shoot in Miami Beach. She still hasn't clapped back at Remy's "ShETHER" diss track.

Kelly Kelly's body is still fit for a few rounds ... with her husband on South Beach.

The ex-WWE Diva flaunted her sick bod while packing on the PDA with her husband, retired NHL star, Sheldon Souray.