Hot Bodies

Larsa Pippen is still dedicated to making sure everyone -- including her estranged husband, Scottie -- remembers that she's still crazy, silly fine ... and she's using some bikini pics to prove it.

Scottie's ex and (maybe) Future's current was down on the beach in Miami (sorry, Chicago) in a hot, hot bikini showing off the gifts that God and (maybe) science gave her.

Paris Jackson is reminding her boyfriend why this is the most wonderful time of the year -- and it's got NOTHING to do with Santa, and everything to do with her bikini.

Paris and Michael Snoddy were making out and rolling around in the sand Wednesday on Maui. Michael's 18-year-old daughter and her peek-a-boo swimwear are making the most of the holiday break with her dude.

TV's first gay bachelor, Robert Sepulveda Jr., is bringing awareness to sex workers by getting mostly naked on camera. Bare with him ... there's a point to this.

The "Finding Prince Charming" star says he recreated real moments from his rent-a-guy past for a 2017 calendar -- hence the big wad of cash in some of the pics.

Robert owned up to having been an escort right before his show started airing. He says he hopes the calendar can be a conversation piece. Not about his piece, but about the plight of sex workers.

The limited edition calendar is entitled "Rented" and costs $50. Robert says all proceeds go to the Sex Workers Project.

The racy teaser video tells fans to "Order yours today." He means the calendar. We think.

Kylie Jenner is either pulling a Pamela Anderson, or the camera that took this shot adds a few pounds ... to her chest.

Kylie posted the shot on the left on Tuesday, and if you compare it to one she took at Halloween -- in her Christina Aguilera costume -- it sure seems like there's been some kind of enhancement.

Could be padding, the angle or even surgery -- but there's no getting around 'em ... those puppies are larger and in charger.

Alessandra Ambrosio's gonna pass on the eggnog by the fireplace, and opt instead for sipping straight from coconuts, while chilling in a bikini. Who says supermodels ain't smart?

The VS Angel is down in her native Brazil, soaking up the summer weather. She's also making Christmas much merrier for the rest of us.

Hugh Jackman's mouth says he's hanging up his Wolverine claws, but his ripped beach body says otherwise.

Hugh took a dip down in Australia, where someone tried to show him up by flashing even more skin ... downstairs, anyway.

Smuggling. It's not just for drug dealers anymore.

Ashley Graham looks best when she brings it back to basics ... as in wearing a bikini.

Ashley did a photo shoot in Puerto Rico over the weekend showing off her new swimwear line SwimSuitsForAll ... and demonstrated her white bikini addition from her best angles.

A couple other bikini colors are already sold-out on her site ... here's hoping the winter campaign works.

#YearRoundBikiniSeason

Betcha didn't think you'd be jealous of a Cleveland Browns player ... but that's all about to change.

Here's Valeriya Kuklishyna -- the Ukrainian model Cody Kessler proposed to last weekend in Cleveland -- and considering the Browns' 0-13 record ... she just might be the highlight of the season.

Check out the pics ... she's hot enough to melt all the lake-effect snow in The Land.

Congrats on the engagement, kiddos!!

Chrissy Teigen doesn't think she's all that, but we'll have to respectfully disagree.

We got Chrissy leaving LAX Friday, where we gave her props on her HOT workout video ... and asked if she sides with folks who say she looks better now than before the baby.

Watch -- our camera guy rightfully calls out her answer as the bald-faced lie it must be.

Liziane Gutierrez has been very good this year ... at getting in front of every camera she possibly can -- so we'll find out if Santa rewards that kinda thing.

The Brazilian model went shopping for a Christmas tree in Vegas this week, and decided it's a clothing-optional activity. Enjoy her take on Mrs. Claus in nothing but garland.

Chrissy Teigen has the best holiday diet plan we've ever seen, and thankfully she's introducing it in a tiny leotard ... and NO bra.

Chrissy did her take on '80s aerobics videos -- shout-out to Olivia Newton-John -- for LOVE magazine's advent, and it's dripping with her personality.

If you like wine, hot dogs and greasy fries as much as working out you're gonna dig what she's done here. And even if you hate all of those things, there's Chrissy ... and that ya can't hate.

Victoria's Secret models Stella Maxwell, Elsa Hosk and Romee Strijd posing on the beach in the Florida Keys could double as a tourism ad.

The Keys have been crawling with models this week shooting lingerie campaigns ... which would've been nice to know before you booked that trip to Chicago, right?

We applaud the ladies for bringing their A games to lawn chairs, swings, hammocks ...

Copying Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid's famous poses, and calling out the modeling industry for its lily-white ways ... has made a wannabe model the popular girl in school.

Deddeh Howard blew up on the Internet as the so-called "Black Mirror" chick -- just a week ago she replicated famous ad campaigns that featured white models to show African-American women can do it just as well. No offense, Kate Moss.

Deddeh's movement is already working miracles for her. She tells us agencies that used to shoot her down -- because they had their quota of "2 black models" -- are suddenly sniffing around her door.

You can tell she's got the attitude to make it -- Deddeh explained why she's not jumping immediately at every offer she gets. Werk!

Josephine Skriver ain't gonna sell a lot of bras posing like this ... but Victoria's Secret's bottom line isn't really our problem.

Josephine went au naturel up top during a VS shoot in Miami. Her fellow models, Taylor Hill & Lais Ribeiro, were also there, but a bit more covered. But not much.

Brock O'Hurn and his legendary man bun are out to prove they're more than just a one-trick pony ... so they're giving ol' St. Nick a totally new, much more beefed-up makeover.

O'Hurn has been tapped to play sexy, shirtless Santa in an ad for Icelandic Glacial Water this holiday season with model Iskra Lawrence. You can see from the pics -- O'Hurn's right in his element -- shirtless with his hair flowing ... with the not-so-subtle addition of a Santa suit.

The ad's plot isn't quite clear, but that doesn't matter ... not like you'll be looking at the water anyway.

Khloe Kardashian's ass isn't hard to find ... unless you're GQ Germany, which didn't highlight her greatest asset in their photo shoot with her.

Luckily, we found this footage of her butt front and center here, from behind the scenes of that GQ shoot ... in all its glory.