Hot Bodies

Get those dollar bills ready, Chi-Town ... it's about to go down next week when V Live Chicago opens its doors, and TMZ has video of the wannabe strippers looking to twerk the poles.

We're told over 1,300 people poured into the Hard Rock Hotel for an insane casting call that featured strippers strutting their stuff in VERY flexible ways ... we'll leave it at that.

Around 160 will end up getting hired.

The job fair looked for everything -- strippers, bartenders, waitresses and security. But check out the vid ... the strippers had the joint cracking ... and totally outdid T.I.'s casting call in Atlanta.

Britney Spears is deploying her super hot body in an all-out media blitz ... before the eve of a huge appearance at the VMAs and right after the rollout of her new album.

We got the cover of "Flaunt" magazine, which is about to come out, the day before she hits the stage for what we're told is a high-tech performance to push her new album. Our VMA sources say there are no big surprises -- like a Madonna kiss or 12-foot python -- it's all about music.

Britney is everywhere ... her James Corden Carpool Karaoke went viral, she and Kanye are the clear stars of Sunday's VMAs, and her album, "Glory," just dropped.

BTW ... Britney said on Corden's show she was done with men. She was serious, at least in terms of the VMAs, because we're told her backup dancers for the show are all women.

Alyssa Arce and Tyrie Rudolph had all the room they needed for activities on their friend date at the beach ... and they definitely took advantage.

We got the two Wilhelmina L.A. models in Santa Monica soaking up waves and rays ... and then gettin' their smash on in the sand.

We all know Emily Sears can throw down burgers, thanks to Carl's Jr. ... but her ass is pretty good at devouring stuff too.

We got the Aussie smoke show in Santa Monica, taking a dip and soaking up the end of summer rays.

Emily famously sucked down a ton of bacon during that "Three-Way" spot.

Yeah, it's pretty clear she does good work with food.

Ashley Graham will be taking a hard look at the girls in this season's "America's Next Top Model" ... but she was due for a once-over herself arriving on set.

The plus-size model was seen Thursday night at Chelsea Piers for 'ANTM' filming in NYC, puffing out her chest in full confidence ... clearly ready to take on the role as a new judge for the show.

Gisele might have the greatest gig as a supermodel, but the guy in charge of prepping her ass for the camera has gotta be a close second.

Gisele squeezed in a very wet photo shoot in Rio on the heels of the Olympics. She's officially retired from runway modeling, but thank God she's still posing for pics like these.

We're guessing the butt wrangler does NOT get hazard pay -- shouldn't be paid at all, really.

Rebecca Black should have NO trouble finding someone to get down with her on Fridays -- or any other day -- once everyone sees how she's uh ... matured.

The singer was out in Hollywood this week looking nothing like the 14-year-old who dropped "Friday" ... the song so freakin' annoying you had to listen to it.

You can see, a lot's changed in 5 years. The now smoking hot 19-year-old is still doing music, mostly released on her YouTube channel.

As for her classic? Still annoying as hell. Now, get ready for the weekend ...

Nya Lee's got some holes in her swimsuit game -- but photogs didn't mind it a bit when she hit the beach in Miami.

The former "Love & Hip Hop: New York" star made headlines earlier this year when she converted to Islam. During her photo shoot on Wednesday, Nya was sporting a black one-piece ... clearly designed by someone who believes less is more.

Hailey Baldwin's looking a whole lot more grown and sexy than any other teen Justin Bieber might be seeing these days.

The 19-year-old flaunted her model figure Tuesday night in a crop top at the UGG Classic Street event in NYC ... her abs out and gleaming.

Seems like a clear message to Justin ... look what you're missing out on, bud.

Model Elisabetta Gregoraci's showing off her ridiculously hard body on a Greek beach, while her Italian business mogul husband is showing off ... how awesome his life is!

Elisabetta and Flavio Briatore are in Mykonos with their family, jet-skiing and what not.

Important note: Flavio married Elisabetta 8 years AFTER he and Heidi Klum broke up. Nice second act, buddy.

Lisa Ann -- star of the legendary "Nailin' Palin" -- is about to use her mouth to bring joy to your life ... by telling you exactly what she'd do with Tom Brady.

You gotta watch the clip ... Lisa Ann (who does a FF show on SirusXM) really knows her stuff ... and wants to make sure you don't embarrass yourself come draft day.

Guns N' Roses knows what matters most when you're playing in L.A. ain't your instruments -- it's how attractive your audience is, and they made sure to stock their show with hordes of hot models.

TMZ has learned the GNR team fired off an email to Photogenics -- an L.A.-based modeling agency -- inviting every female model on their roster to Friday's show at Dodger Stadium.

We're told the 50 or so models who accepted got hooked up with free seats in the first couple rows, backstage passes and a spot on the guest list at the Roosevelt Hotel after-party.

There's only one rule: no boyfriends or non-models allowed. The invite strictly forbids +1s.

Translation: Leave your ugly friends at home.

Zayn Malik is still rocking Gigi Hadid's boat ... and paddling it too.

Zayn gave Gigi's arms a break while the couple went kayaking Thursday during their Tahitian getaway.

We haven't seen pics of them together in weeks, but nothing puts breakup rumors to rest like a romantic luxury South Pacific vacay.

Sorry ladies, Usain Bolt's taken ... and his girlfriend is an absolute smoke show!

Break's over for Kim Kardashian after her celebrated butt somehow managed to fly under the radar for 3 whole days -- and now she's making sure everyone gets an up-close look!

Kim says she laid off Snapchat at the start of her Mexican vacation with girlfriends, and her kids, but all bets are off ... now that the paps spotted her at Joe Francis' oceanfront mansion in Punta Mita.

Check out the vid ... #FullMoonFever.

We can't see any seashells ... but Farrah Abraham still had plenty to offer during a day at the beach.

The ex "Teen Mom" star packed her goods into a bikini, and put on a show for photogs in Malibu. After 3 boob jobs, you can see in these pics -- the struggle is real for Farrah's tops.