Hot Bodies

Gisele might have the greatest gig as a supermodel, but the guy in charge of prepping her ass for the camera has gotta be a close second.

Gisele squeezed in a very wet photo shoot in Rio on the heels of the Olympics. She's officially retired from runway modeling, but thank God she's still posing for pics like these.

We're guessing the butt wrangler does NOT get hazard pay -- shouldn't be paid at all, really.

Rebecca Black should have NO trouble finding someone to get down with her on Fridays -- or any other day -- once everyone sees how she's uh ... matured.

The singer was out in Hollywood this week looking nothing like the 14-year-old who dropped "Friday" ... the song so freakin' annoying you had to listen to it.

You can see, a lot's changed in 5 years. The now smoking hot 19-year-old is still doing music, mostly released on her YouTube channel.

As for her classic? Still annoying as hell. Now, get ready for the weekend ...

Nya Lee's got some holes in her swimsuit game -- but photogs didn't mind it a bit when she hit the beach in Miami.

The former "Love & Hip Hop: New York" star made headlines earlier this year when she converted to Islam. During her photo shoot on Wednesday, Nya was sporting a black one-piece ... clearly designed by someone who believes less is more.

Hailey Baldwin's looking a whole lot more grown and sexy than any other teen Justin Bieber might be seeing these days.

The 19-year-old flaunted her model figure Tuesday night in a crop top at the UGG Classic Street event in NYC ... her abs out and gleaming.

Seems like a clear message to Justin ... look what you're missing out on, bud.

Model Elisabetta Gregoraci's showing off her ridiculously hard body on a Greek beach, while her Italian business mogul husband is showing off ... how awesome his life is!

Elisabetta and Flavio Briatore are in Mykonos with their family, jet-skiing and what not.

Important note: Flavio married Elisabetta 8 years AFTER he and Heidi Klum broke up. Nice second act, buddy.

Lisa Ann -- star of the legendary "Nailin' Palin" -- is about to use her mouth to bring joy to your life ... by telling you exactly what she'd do with Tom Brady.

You gotta watch the clip ... Lisa Ann (who does a FF show on SirusXM) really knows her stuff ... and wants to make sure you don't embarrass yourself come draft day.

Guns N' Roses knows what matters most when you're playing in L.A. ain't your instruments -- it's how attractive your audience is, and they made sure to stock their show with hordes of hot models.

TMZ has learned the GNR team fired off an email to Photogenics -- an L.A.-based modeling agency -- inviting every female model on their roster to Friday's show at Dodger Stadium.

We're told the 50 or so models who accepted got hooked up with free seats in the first couple rows, backstage passes and a spot on the guest list at the Roosevelt Hotel after-party.

There's only one rule: no boyfriends or non-models allowed. The invite strictly forbids +1s.

Translation: Leave your ugly friends at home.

Zayn Malik is still rocking Gigi Hadid's boat ... and paddling it too.

Zayn gave Gigi's arms a break while the couple went kayaking Thursday during their Tahitian getaway.

We haven't seen pics of them together in weeks, but nothing puts breakup rumors to rest like a romantic luxury South Pacific vacay.

Sorry ladies, Usain Bolt's taken ... and his girlfriend is an absolute smoke show!

Break's over for Kim Kardashian after her celebrated butt somehow managed to fly under the radar for 3 whole days -- and now she's making sure everyone gets an up-close look!

Kim says she laid off Snapchat at the start of her Mexican vacation with girlfriends, and her kids, but all bets are off ... now that the paps spotted her at Joe Francis' oceanfront mansion in Punta Mita.

Check out the vid ... #FullMoonFever.

We can't see any seashells ... but Farrah Abraham still had plenty to offer during a day at the beach.

The ex "Teen Mom" star packed her goods into a bikini, and put on a show for photogs in Malibu. After 3 boob jobs, you can see in these pics -- the struggle is real for Farrah's tops.

Kim Kardashian slipped into a tiny bikini and hit the beach in Mexico ready to roll around in the sand ... with her kids.

Yeah, North and Saint are on vacay with mom. The whole fam went out Thursday for some fun in the sun -- and the kids are so freakin' adorable they almost upstaged Kim's famed assets.

Almost.

Nicole Scherzinger is fired up about getting herself wet.

The ex-Pussycat Dolls singer is on a yacht somewhere in a bikini ... dancing, showering, shaking and lip-syncing to her own song, "Wet."

Normally we'd say that's kinda douchey, but yeah ... watch. We're all good with this.

Everyone is.

Bella Hadid's nude spread in French Vogue got the thumbs up ... twice.

We caught up with the model Wednesday at LAX and our photog gets straight to the point about letting it all hang out across the pond. Check out the vid ... Bella's BF, The Weeknd, got himself quite the exclusive.

And Yolanda didn't mind.

Zac Efron's officially been put on notice ... Simone Biles' BF fired off the warning shot.

Arthur Nory Mariano -- also a stellar gymnast reppin' Brazil at the Olympics -- just tweeted at Zac to back off his gold medal winning GF. He's joking ... we think.

Arthur's an Olympic medalist and Zac's packing heat ... a very nice 12-pack for any party.

The question is ...

Kevin Hart and Eniko Parrish's Caribbean honeymoon is a bootyful thing to behold.

The newlyweds hit the beach in St. Barts after tying the knot this past weekend.

He's puffin' on a cigar, but let's be clear -- Eniko's ass is what's really smoking here. Kev gets the picture.

As if they need anything more -- the Harts also have kick-ass accommodations. They're staying at the world famous Eden Rock hotel, in their Villa Rockstar ... typically, nearly $23k per night this time of year.

#BallersOnly