Hot Bodies

Kim Kardashian slipped into a tiny bikini and hit the beach in Mexico ready to roll around in the sand ... with her kids.

Yeah, North and Saint are on vacay with mom. The whole fam went out Thursday for some fun in the sun -- and the kids are so freakin' adorable they almost upstaged Kim's famed assets.

Almost.

Nicole Scherzinger is fired up about getting herself wet.

The ex-Pussycat Dolls singer is on a yacht somewhere in a bikini ... dancing, showering, shaking and lip-syncing to her own song, "Wet."

Normally we'd say that's kinda douchey, but yeah ... watch. We're all good with this.

Everyone is.

Bella Hadid's nude spread in French Vogue got the thumbs up ... twice.

We caught up with the model Wednesday at LAX and our photog gets straight to the point about letting it all hang out across the pond. Check out the vid ... Bella's BF, The Weeknd, got himself quite the exclusive.

And Yolanda didn't mind.

Zac Efron's officially been put on notice ... Simone Biles' BF fired off the warning shot.

Arthur Nory Mariano -- also a stellar gymnast reppin' Brazil at the Olympics -- just tweeted at Zac to back off his gold medal winning GF. He's joking ... we think.

Arthur's an Olympic medalist and Zac's packing heat ... a very nice 12-pack for any party.

The question is ...

Kevin Hart and Eniko Parrish's Caribbean honeymoon is a bootyful thing to behold.

The newlyweds hit the beach in St. Barts after tying the knot this past weekend.

He's puffin' on a cigar, but let's be clear -- Eniko's ass is what's really smoking here. Kev gets the picture.

As if they need anything more -- the Harts also have kick-ass accommodations. They're staying at the world famous Eden Rock hotel, in their Villa Rockstar ... typically, nearly $23k per night this time of year.

#BallersOnly

LeAnn Rimes set us straight -- the gays get down with boobies too!

We caught up with the country star Monday at LAX where our photog lightly grilled her about the low cut top she wore a couple weeks back for her performance at a gay nightclub in London.

She makes a point -- boys will be boys.

Charlotte McKinney swaps beaches like she swaps boyfriends.

This time Santa Monica beachgoers got an eyeful.

The Carl's Jr. model used to be a Malibu regular, but that was when she was dating Stephen Dorff, who has a beach house there.

Two airports in Cali want Mariah Carey's boobs up out of their faces -- they're banning the billboards she commissioned because they're way too sexy.

Mimi's returning to Vegas later this month, and to promote the show we're told she shelled out thousands for an inviting photo shoot that were going up on billboards near Burbank and Orange County airports -- huge takeoff spots for the Vegas-bound L.A. crowd.

Problem is ... the airports have big issues with Mariah's boobs, barely covered by a gold sheet. We're told even Caesars, where Mariah will be performing, wants a censored version of the billboard.

Mariah, we're told, is pressing for the original in all its glory.

We're with her.

Kylie Jenner's birthday vacay continues to be the gift that keeps on giving ... to all of us.

KJ's still down in Turks and Caicos with Tyga and her squad. We're guessing she decided to celebrate that Tyga's a free man again by freeing something herself ... dat ass.

More insanely hot action from Kylie Jenner's birthday fiesta -- this time, her smokin' hot model friends are grabbing handfuls of each other's asses ... and catching it all on camera.

Hailey Baldwin, Bella Hadid and the rest of the crew threw on their skimpiest bikinis and headed out on a yacht in Turks and Caicos ... taking turns slapping each other's butts and taking pics.

The theory that 2 really good looking people will almost certainly produce really good looking offspring was proven true by Lisa Rinna, Harry Hamlin and their model/daughter, Delilah Belle.

The 18-year-old just signed a multi-year contract with Elite, which has got other offspring of famous people ... like Lizzy Jagger, daughter of Mick.

What do you show off on Instagram when you're a hot cheating Russian swimmer who doesn't have a gold medal??

Easy ... your ass.

That's the case for Yuliya Efimova's -- the 2-time convicted cheater who just won the silver medal in the 100m breaststroke in Rio.

Yuliya's page is packed with hot bikini shots from over the years -- but thanks to Team USA bad ass Lilly King, it's missing that golden photo.

King famously wagged her finger at Yuliya after beating her down in the 100m semi-final race over the weekend.

Oh, and if you're still looking for that gold medal shot ... that's over on King's page.

#GoUSA

Kylie Jenner may be the birthday girl, but Tyga's the one who scored the best gift.

Kylie backed that big ol' butt up right into her BF's crotch during a beach outing in Turks and Caicos.

David Beckham's 17-year-old son made a fashion statement on the way into a spin class in L.A. Wednesday -- rocking a pink gay pride tank top ... with the socks to match!

Brooklyn Beckham and his world-famous father hit up SoulCycle for a little father/son workout sesh ... followed by a smoothie at the famous Earthbar cafe.

As for the shirt, it's from Palm Springs Gay Pride in 2011 ... so, we're guessing Brooklyn was just going for more of a retro look.

One more thing ... Brooklyn's currently dating Chloe Moretz.

Kylie and Kendall Jenner paraded around Turks and Caicos in skimpy bikinis ... not that we're complaining.

Kylie celebrated her 19th birthday on the island and brought along her sister and some friends. Check out the pics ... oughta get you ready for thirsty Thursday.

Oh look ... there's Tyga!