Hot Bodies

Lydia Hearst's bachelorette party was a perfect fit for her last name -- no cheesy Vegas strip club, instead her turn up went down inside historic Hearst Castle.

Sources close to Lydia -- who's engaged to TV host Chris Hardwick -- say she took 18 friends to the San Simeon, CA landmark built by her great-grandfather ... newspaper magnate William Randolph Hearst.

Her guests included Cara Santana, Michelle Trachtenberg, Clare Grant (Seth Green's wife) and actress Jillian Murray. The ladies were treated to a 2-hour VIP tour ... complete with a swim session in the famed indoor Roman pool (usually off limits). The floaties were pre-approved.

We're told private events at Hearst Castle typically cost up to $22,000 ... but with the family discount Lydia's tab came to $0.00.

Perks of royalty.

No, Chrissy Teigen is not on vacation in Hawaii, but she's definitely hanging loose with John Legend ... and 3-month-old baby Luna.

The ridiculously gorgeous fam is chilling on a yacht off St. Tropez ... like a ton of other celebs this week. We're guessing Luna and John are big fans of mama Teigen's outfit.

Mom boobs -- they're not just for kids.

Eddie Murphy was a proud Beverly Hills pop at the premiere of his daughter Bria's new movie, "Amateur Night" -- proud of her and of his choice in women.

Ed was smack in the middle of what might be the hottest family photo op ever ... with current gf and baby mama Paige Butcher, Bria, his ex-wife, Nicole, and their other daughter, Shayne.

It's Bria's first feature film role. We don't know how the movie is, but it made this pic happen, so it's already worth it.

Try not to feel too bad if your modern fam doesn't look like this.

Someone call Chippendales ... 'cause the greatest WR of all time stripped out of his shirt to give a crotch-thrusting lap dance at a party over the weekend ... and TMZ Sports has the footage.

Jerry Rice was at an event for the American Century Celebrity golf tourney in Lake Tahoe over the weekend -- when 50 Cent's "In Da Club" started playing ... and Mr. Rice ditched his top.

From there, he spotted his assistant in the crowd ... and decided to dance up on her -- eventually droppin' his butt down in her lap like he was straight outta "Magic Mike."

Seems to be an annual thing for Jerry ... who busted a similar move with a G-string clad dancer at a Lake Tahoe club last year.

Seriously, Jerry ... call Chippendales already.

Alessandra Ambrosio's on an endless yacht vacation that just gets better and better ... courtesy of her smoking hot friends, including Sofia Richie.

Lionel's model daughter is hanging with Alessandra and co. off the coast of Ibiza. They've been going cray cray on vacay -- holding hands leaping into the water, dancing with each other ... and showering on deck. Lots of showering.

Two titans of sport ... not one single chest hair.

Cristiano Ronaldo and Conor McGregor came face-to-face in Vegas this weekend ... and immediately took their shirts off.

Ariel Winter has a remedy for the SoCal heatwave -- just wear less.

Ariel was out and about in L.A. over the weekend wearing an outfit that's as cooling as the law will allow. Far as we know there are no plans for another 'Dukes of Hazzard' reboot.

But this pic might change some minds.

Miranda Kerr damn near upstaged her own engagement ring from billionaire Evan Spiegel by stepping out in a VERY mini dress.

The model debuted her new rock Saturday night when she and the Snapchat founder hit up the Shore Bar in Santa Monica. Don't get us wrong ... the round-cut diamond is big and impressive -- Evan's worth $2 billion, after all.

But those legs ain't too shabby either.

It's kinda like a logic formula -- THESE will get you THIS.

Listen up, Christian McCaffrey ... a (smoking hot) modeling vet has some advice for you ... STICK TO FOOTBALL ... saying there's waaaaay more money in catching passes than catwalks.

We got former SI Swimsuit model Genevieve Morton out in L.A. and asked her professional opinion of Christian's shirtless look ... the one that's been driving the ladies (and some fellas) crazy all week.

The thirst fest has been so rampant that it's made some people wonder if Christian has a future off the gridiron as the next big thing in the modeling world.

Check out the clip -- Genevieve thinks that's a BAD IDEA ... telling our guy that Christian could definitely model if he wanted to ... but he needs to keep his (hot) ass on the field if he wants to make big cash.

BTW ... Christian, if you're reading this she seems totally down ... might be worth a DM ... just sayin'.

Khloe Kardashian literally ripped her pants off piece by piece ... or so it seemed.

Some things change, but a Kardashian will always deliver from behind.

Calvin Harris works out like a real-life pro athlete ... so says Minnesota Vikings safety Antone Exum, who says the DJ blew him away during a Thursday gym sesh.

Former Victoria's Secret angel Doutzen Kroes joined the yacht party that could totally pass for a runway fashion show.

The Netherlands native hopped on the same yacht in St. Tropez where we've seen Alessandra Ambrosio, Joan Smalls, Lily Donaldson and Constance Jablonski ... soaking up the sun and getting very wet.

It's not often that supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is just another chick in the crowd -- but it's also not often she's on a yacht packed with Victoria's Secret models. Yes, dreams do come true!

Joan Smalls, Lily Donaldson, Constance Jablonski -- who've all walked the VS runway -- were there too. So was Nicole Richie's little sister, Sofia.

Two Wilhelmina models got down and dirty ... which would explain the wet t-shirts.

Ashley Robbins and Nereyda Bird flaunted their stuff Tuesday during a Miami photo shoot.

Christina Milian's popping out of her swimsuit, in all the right places ... and we don't mean Ibiza.

The singer's doing a little vacay, and possibly a little shopping, for a swimsuit that will provide better boob coverage.

Here's Serena Williams getting a sports massage in a one-piece bathing suit and we assure you it's EXACTLY what you need to get through the rest of your work day.

The short vid went up on SW's Snapchat moments ago ... and while it doesn't quite live up to the bootyful star-spangled outfit she wore on Snap some months back -- we assure you of one thing:

You won't be disappointed.

So watch ... and check out Serena's devilish grin. She knows what she's doing.