Hot Bodies

Former Victoria's Secret angel Doutzen Kroes joined the yacht party that could totally pass for a runway fashion show.

The Netherlands native hopped on the same yacht in St. Tropez where we've seen Alessandra Ambrosio, Joan Smalls, Lily Donaldson and Constance Jablonski ... soaking up the sun and getting very wet.

It's not often that supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is just another chick in the crowd -- but it's also not often she's on a yacht packed with Victoria's Secret models. Yes, dreams do come true!

Joan Smalls, Lily Donaldson, Constance Jablonski -- who've all walked the VS runway -- were there too. So was Nicole Richie's little sister, Sofia.

Two Wilhelmina models got down and dirty ... which would explain the wet t-shirts.

Ashley Robbins and Nereyda Bird flaunted their stuff Tuesday during a Miami photo shoot.

Christina Milian's popping out of her swimsuit, in all the right places ... and we don't mean Ibiza.

The singer's doing a little vacay, and possibly a little shopping, for a swimsuit that will provide better boob coverage.

Here's Serena Williams getting a sports massage in a one-piece bathing suit and we assure you it's EXACTLY what you need to get through the rest of your work day.

The short vid went up on SW's Snapchat moments ago ... and while it doesn't quite live up to the bootyful star-spangled outfit she wore on Snap some months back -- we assure you of one thing:

You won't be disappointed.

So watch ... and check out Serena's devilish grin. She knows what she's doing.

Miranda Kerr looks like a billion bucks ... and not because she's dating the guy who founded Snapchat.

Miranda was earning her own money Monday in Malibu during a pretty hot photo shoot.

Lady Gaga looked surprisingly comfortable with a solid and snug wedgie as she lounged poolside in Cabo.

It's easy to objectify the biggest star of the Pac-12 ... especially when he has a 12-pack.

Here's Stanford running back Christian McCaffrey -- a 2016 Heisman favorite -- going topless backstage at a college football media event in Los Angeles on Friday.

Becca Tilley might be a virgin ... but her body's screaming for attention.

The twice-booted contestant on "The Bachelor" showed off her bikini bod over the weekend in Miami.

Want that killer Teyana Taylor bikini body? Here's what you gotta do ... hit Popeyes and ignore the gym.

That was Teyana's plan after poppin' out a kid just 7 months ago ... and the results? MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOME!!

Seriously, Iman Shumpert's lady spelled the whole thing out for us ... and yeah, it just ain't fair.

Only one question remains -- spicy or mild?

Model Chantel Jeffries hung a rainbow over South Beach ... and we're betting more than a few leprechauns were chasing it too.

Justin Bieber's ex-gf/travel pal is still leading a very colorful life -- even without the pop star.

Scott Eastwood can't stay out of hot water.

Eastwood's down in Miami shooting 'Fast 8' and made the most of a break from filming by taking a dip in the ocean during a break.

He came out dripping head to toe, but kept his shades bone dry. That's good living when your sunglasses are too expensive to be touched by water.

#WetNMild

Even the Russian judge would give Lindsey Vonn a perfect 10 for this split decision on the beach.

The skiing champ got in an acrobatic training sesh Friday in Santa Monica. She's recovering from a knee fracture suffered earlier this year, and from this angle ... everything's a-ok.

Listen carefully, you can almost hear LV's abs whispering -- "You messed up, Tiger. Big time!"

Kim Kardashian was both covered up and nearly naked Thursday night.

Kim put her undies out in L.A. but appeared not to wear a bra. We did a close inspection ... turns out she is wearing a beige one, but you really have to look hard.

Definitely a look.

Kate Hudson's arms avoided getting burned thanks to nature's sunblock, but her ass wasn't as fortunate.

Kate's vacationing in Ibiza but took a boat Thursday to the neighboring island of Formentera. The place is known for its muddy beaches and she applied liberally.

Reese Witherspoon's briefs are still ready for presentation ... as is her sick bikini bod.

Reese marked the 15th anniversary of "Legally Blonde" by slipping back into a bunch of her wardrobe from the flick ... and wisely included the bikini she wore during that Harvard essay scene.

Erection, your honor!

Sustained!