Hot Bodies

Miranda Kerr looks like a billion bucks ... and not because she's dating the guy who founded Snapchat.

Miranda was earning her own money Monday in Malibu during a pretty hot photo shoot.

Lady Gaga looked surprisingly comfortable with a solid and snug wedgie as she lounged poolside in Cabo.

It's easy to objectify the biggest star of the Pac-12 ... especially when he has a 12-pack.

Here's Stanford running back Christian McCaffrey -- a 2016 Heisman favorite -- going topless backstage at a college football media event in Los Angeles on Friday.

Becca Tilley might be a virgin ... but her body's screaming for attention.

The twice-booted contestant on "The Bachelor" showed off her bikini bod over the weekend in Miami.

Want that killer Teyana Taylor bikini body? Here's what you gotta do ... hit Popeyes and ignore the gym.

That was Teyana's plan after poppin' out a kid just 7 months ago ... and the results? MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOME!!

Seriously, Iman Shumpert's lady spelled the whole thing out for us ... and yeah, it just ain't fair.

Only one question remains -- spicy or mild?

Model Chantel Jeffries hung a rainbow over South Beach ... and we're betting more than a few leprechauns were chasing it too.

Justin Bieber's ex-gf/travel pal is still leading a very colorful life -- even without the pop star.

Scott Eastwood can't stay out of hot water.

Eastwood's down in Miami shooting 'Fast 8' and made the most of a break from filming by taking a dip in the ocean during a break.

He came out dripping head to toe, but kept his shades bone dry. That's good living when your sunglasses are too expensive to be touched by water.

#WetNMild

Even the Russian judge would give Lindsey Vonn a perfect 10 for this split decision on the beach.

The skiing champ got in an acrobatic training sesh Friday in Santa Monica. She's recovering from a knee fracture suffered earlier this year, and from this angle ... everything's a-ok.

Listen carefully, you can almost hear LV's abs whispering -- "You messed up, Tiger. Big time!"

Kim Kardashian was both covered up and nearly naked Thursday night.

Kim put her undies out in L.A. but appeared not to wear a bra. We did a close inspection ... turns out she is wearing a beige one, but you really have to look hard.

Definitely a look.

Kate Hudson's arms avoided getting burned thanks to nature's sunblock, but her ass wasn't as fortunate.

Kate's vacationing in Ibiza but took a boat Thursday to the neighboring island of Formentera. The place is known for its muddy beaches and she applied liberally.

Reese Witherspoon's briefs are still ready for presentation ... as is her sick bikini bod.

Reese marked the 15th anniversary of "Legally Blonde" by slipping back into a bunch of her wardrobe from the flick ... and wisely included the bikini she wore during that Harvard essay scene.

Erection, your honor!

Sustained!

Blake Lively is as well-rounded from the front as she is from behind while expecting baby no. 2.

"The Shallows" star put her mom boobs on full display Wednesday in NYC.

She caught some flak for sharing pictures of her backside at Cannes, but the real bottom line is pregnancy looks really good on her. Really, really good.

Orlando Bloom is so funny he can crack himself up.

Bloom was back on the beach in Malibu Tuesday, playing another game of Cornhole. At this rate, he'll be ready to join the pro circuit -- yes, there is one.

Lindsey Vonn is one of the greatest athletes in the world and we have nothing but respect for her.

That being said ... GOTTTTDAAMMMMM.

Here's the downhill ski legend showing off her physique in Hollywood Tuesday night ... sporting a dress so tight it looks like it was painted on.

Earlier in the day, Vonn was modeling some yoga pants an Under Armour event.

FYI, Vonn has been burning up the town over the past couple of weeks -- turning heads outside of Craig's in another outfit that left little to the imagination.

Oh, by the way ... she's single and as she put it -- "ready to mingle."

Bella Hadid was walking on the NYC road like she doin' a promo, keeping all her business on the low-low.

That shirt be tryna get her out the friend zone, 'cause it make her look even better in the photos.

Lionel Messi's reaction to tax fraud conviction and prison sentence? Who cares, I'M ON A BOAT WITH MY SMOKING HOT CHICK!!!