'Bachelorette' Villain Little Somethin' for My Haters ... and Maybe JoJo

Chad Johnson's threatened to rip limbs off this competition on "The Bachelorette" ... and judging by these pics, he's built to get the job done.

Chad -- hated by almost all the other dudes on the show -- showed off his sculpted bod for a recent photo shoot. Keep in mind, he's a realtor and not a model.

Chad's camo pants could be seen as a jab at his biggest rival for JoJo, who happens to be a Marine.

Once a villain ...

Rihanna I Can Work, Work, Work A Shower Pole ...

Rihanna is a multitasker even on vacation ... rinsing the sand from her crack and chugging a brewski all at once!

RiRi cooled off in the Caribbean before the European leg of her tour kicks off next week. BFF Melissa Forde managed to snap these photos for the scrapbook and, we gotta say, did a pretty good job.

Nothing goes better with a cold one than a cold shower ... when Rihanna's doing the rinsing.

Ashley Graham Here's How I Hang

Sports Illustrated cover girl Ashley Graham was back in a swimsuit, although this one had more coverage than her S.I. shoot ... in certain areas, anyway.

Ashley hit up famed Muscle Beach in Venice for a photo shoot where she showed off just what a versatile model she is, and looked beautiful doing it.

Check out the gallery ... when she wasn't channeling a gladiator in a one-piece, Ashley was literally dazzlin'.

Charlotte McKinney ¡Ay Dios Mio!

Charlotte McKinney's latest sizzling bikini shots will have you running for the border ... 'cause she's down in Mexico.

The blonde bombshell showed off a tiny animal print suit this weekend at the ME Cabo Resort grand reopening party. Check out the pics ... they'll take care of your Monday blues.

Cristiano Ronaldo SMOOTH Operator With Ibiza Bikini Babes

When Cristiano Ronaldo -- in all his shirtless, hairless glory -- says let's take a dip ... you take a dip.

The soccer superstar was busy on his other J-O-B ... pulling hot chicks during vacay in Ibiza.

We'd say the ladies are flocking to him because he just won the UEFA title with Real Madrid, but this is pretty much Cristiano on the daily.

It's good awesome to be the champ.

Kylie Jenner The Sultry Bullseye

Kylie Jenner knows no bounds ... but her bosom is another story.

The reality star's boobs were aching for an exit from her taupe bandage jumpsuit Thursday night as she left The Nice Guy.

Her serious underboob undeniably jacked the spotlight.

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Kim Kardashian Crack Can Be A Good Thing

Kim Kardashian served up some morning coffee with a giant side of her ass.

Kim coyly posted the shot of her bare cheeks getting out of bed, and hinted at some "secret project" she has coming up.

She's not great at keeping secrets -- since she tagged famed photogs Mert & Marcus, and one of them already posted these boobs. Sooo, looks like more Kim nudes are in your future.

Some things can't be kept undercover.

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Kate Hudson Gotta Cool My Hot Toasted Buns

Kate Hudson made sure she got plenty of sun where it normally don't shine during her Hawaiian vacation.

Kate's on Oahu for a girls trip with mom Goldie Hawn.

She can juggle two baby daddies and a rumored fling with a 20-something and still look good in a bikini.

Nina Agdal INSANELY SEXY DANCE VIDEO ... In a Bikini

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Here's Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Nina Agdal writhing around in a tiny bikini.

Don't question it. Just appreciate it.

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Make Out ... With a Chick!

LeAnn Rimes locked up "Wife of the Year" -- just an educated guess -- by sucking face with a smoking hot girlfriend in front of Eddie Cibrian.

The couple was hanging in Malibu on Monday for a family BBQ, but their family fun probably looked much different from yours. LeAnn and a redheaded bikini-clad chick went on a selfie-fest on the beach, complete with full mouth kisses. No clue who the friend is, but they're VERY close.

LeAnn and her husband hugged a little bit too ... if you're into that.

Eddie's birthday is a couple of weeks away, but we're thinking he's good to go.

Demi Rose Two for the Price of Wow

Demi Rose is crushing it twice as hard in Ibiza ... and this time she's without Tyga.

The 21-year-old British lingerie model branched out into swimwear for a photo shoot. Gotta love the black and tan!

Rose made a splash hanging with Tyga in Cannes last month, but solo ... she's totally FINE.

Life just seems better in Ibiza.

Cristiano Ronaldo The Champ Is Here ... Wet & Shirtless

Cristiano Ronaldo celebrated his championship the same way he won it -- very, very shirtless ... except now he's on a yacht.

The soccer star -- fresh off scoring the decisive penalty kick to give Real Madrid its 11th UEFA Champions League title -- was hanging with friends Sunday catching rays and a dip off the coast in Ibiza, Spain.

It's like he never got dressed after ripping off his jersey. And, honestly ... why should he?

Robin Thicke MY GF's Acute Angle

Robin Thicke found the right angles playing amateur photographer with GF April Love Geary.

The singer and his beach bum squeeze are vacationing in Dubai. Check out the pics ... either Robin's a great photog or April's just a very willing subject.

Yeah, it's the latter.

Charlotte McKinney Hollywood Can Be So Cold

Charlotte McKinney went shopping in Malibu, where it's apparently still sweater weather.

Charlotte's boobs are kinda like Michael Jordan and the 1996 Bulls -- she can't stop 'em, she can only hope to contain 'em.

Hailey Baldwin Summer Bod Ready!!

Hailey Baldwin got a head start on her tan lines by hitting the beach on Florida's panhandle ... in a couple of bikinis that scream #wcw.

Hailey's frolicking on Rosemary Beach, just up the coast from Panama City. She and her sister, Alaia, are kicking it down there in a vacation home ... a short drive from the beachfront.

The Lyft driver ferrying them to and from the beach might be the luckiest guy in Fla.