Hot Bodies

Heidi Klum adhered to an age-old adage -- when in France, do as the French do.

Klum and BF Vito Schnabel had some fun in the sun Wednesday in the Gulf of Saint-Tropez. Vito was pretty grabby as they soaked up some rays and took a dip in the Mediterranean Sea.

Chrissy Teigen didn't lose all her baby weight just yet, judging by the top she was wearing strolling around NYC Wednesday with hubby John Legend.

He's out of the NFL, but ex-NY Jets safety Kerry Rhodes is still in game day shape -- and flexed his physique this week during some beach football with his actress fiancee.

BTW, Rhodes is engaged to actress Nicky Whelan -- the hot chick Owen Wilson almost banged in "Hall Pass."

Even John Cena was hypnotized by his GF Nikki Bella's cleavage during an event in NYC.

The WWE Diva -- with a huge hand from her low cut gown -- managed to make a boring TV industry event worth attending. In a sea of grey and navy blue suits ... Nikki dazzled.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's youngest son can EASILY revive "Conan the Barbarian" if Hollywood comes callin' ... just hand the kid a sword.

Joseph Baena was tossing the pigskin, shirtless on the beach in Malibu -- and the 18-year-old college student unintentionally struck a lot of the poses his father did back in the '80s.

Kim Kardashian made it abundantly clear she knows exactly what pays the bills -- her naked body, and she's vowing to give you more of it.

Kim K earned the first ever "Break the Internet" honor at the Webby Awards Monday night in New York, and did her own version of a mic drop when she accepted the trophy.

Kim was honored for her powerful social media presence, which includes her massively popular Kimoji app and mobile game.

Check out her speech. Kobe's got, "Mamba out" ... and now Kim has these 5 words.

Lenny Kravitz don't need no stinking dressing rooms -- the guy shut down the Saint Laurent store on Rodeo Drive and went topless for everyone to see.

Lenny tried on a bunch of different shirts Monday evening in Bev Hills. We don't know what he bought, but we're sure they all look freakin' amazing on him -- just ask the chick in this video who couldn't resist snapping shots of shirtless Lenny in the window.

May is a good month in Beverly Hills ... at least if you're a fan of bikini weather.

Check out Sports Illustrated swimsuit models Samantha Hoopes, Kara del Toro and Tanya Mityushina doing their super hot model thing at a Beach Bunny photo shoot in Bev Hills over the weekend.

9:23 AM PT -- We asked GQ if Gronk was really fully naked for the shoot.

The answer -- "Yes, he was naked."

Boom.

So, here's a pic from Gronk's highly anticipated GQ article ... in which the photo shoot motivation was apparently, "Surprise! Here's my dong!"

The flashee in the shot is supermodel Hailey Clauson -- who teamed up with the Pats tight end for the cover of the upcoming June issue of the magazine.

The guy who wrote the article about Gronk spent some time embedded with the NFL star and described his life the following way:

"Gronkowski seems to exist in a permanent shower of champagne spray and nightclub-foam-party foam ... all without ever seeming like a creepy douchebag.”

#GronkJustBeingGronk

One day Louis Tomlinson is changing diapers, the next he's sippin' Pacifico and taking off his girlfriend's bikini top in the Mexican sunshine.

Louis took a break from dad duties with 4-month-old Freddie for a vacay with girlfriend Danielle Campbell, who needed his help getting rid of her tan lines.

Charlotte McKinney could barely contain herself Wednesday night as she left The Nice Guy.

One small step for Charlotte was like one giant leap for her tank top, which kept getting smaller and smaller with each step.

Turns out what happens in Mexico ... we get to drool over ... 'cause the Denver Broncos Cheerleaders hit Cancun for their annual team swimsuit shoot and the pics are muy caliente.

Vita Sidorkina's making one hell of a case for Victoria's Secret to keep its swimwear line.

The 22-year-old Russian model was one of several VS Angels flaunting their talents Tuesday in Miami Beach ... as the lingerie giant rolls out its swimwear line in time for summer.

Bella Hadid's thong hung on for dear life after taking a dip, not that we're complaining.

Khloe Kardashian's still got a lot of junk in her trunk despite a rigorous workout regime that has every other part of her body slimming down.

Khloe ran errands Monday in Bev Hills, hitting up the Meche hair salon -- but in boots and jeans like this ... NO one was paying attention to her hair.

Ass ... still that family's greatest export.

Charlotte McKinney's body is screaming summer, even though her mouth is yelling ... "Damn, this water is freakin' COLD!"

Charlotte went charging on to the beach at her BF Stephen Dorff's Malibu home on Sunday -- until the frigid Pacific Ocean froze her in her tracks.